What ARE birds?

Lets all take a bear break

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First thing I did when I came up with this round, I looked up "animals with three letter names".

I kept repeatinig that the maned sloth was not a bird, the most subtle method I had to call to attention the little-known fact it's also known as the ai.

my god.

I'm starting the next round. Hopefully it's a bit easier.

-Not all birds are birds
-Lions are birds

Are humans birds?

Humans are birds!

Are cheetahs birds?
Are wolves birds?
Are tigers birds?
Are cats birds?

Cheetahs are birds!
Wolves are birds!
Tigers are birds!
Not all cats are birds.

Are cows birds?
Are domesticated housecats birds?
Are chickens birds?

Are crocodiles birds?
Are alligators birds?

Cows are birds!
Domesticated housecats are not birds.
Chickens are not birds.

Crocodiles are birds!
Alligators are birds!

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There is no data to determine what is fluffy, only what are birds.

um okay

Are monitor lizards birds?
Are Gila monsters birds?
Are bearded dragons birds?
Are diamondback rattlesnakes birds?
Are king cobras birds?
Are green anoles birds?
Are box turtles birds?
Are loggerhead turtles birds?
Are Galapagos tortoises birds?

Might as well save me time by answering whether all reptiles are birds

Are dogs birds?
Are pigs birds?
Are sharks birds?
Are squids birds?
Are slugs birds?
Are goldfish birds?

Monitor lizards are birds!
Gila monsters are birds!
Bearded dragons are usually not birds.
Diamond rattlesnakes are probably birds.
King cobras are probably birds.
Green anoles are not birds.
Box turtles are not birds.
Loggerhead turtles are birds!
Galapagos tortoises are birds!

Not all dogs are birds.
Pigs are birds!
Not all sharks are birds.
Not all squids are birds.
No slugs are birds.
Goldfish are not birds.

Are giant squids birds?
Are vampire squids from hell birds?

Giant squids are birds!
Vampire squids are not birds.

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Are birds bigger than a breadbox?

Conversely, are birds smaller than a building?

Are birds bigger than a breadbox?

Birds are animals which are bigger than a breadbox!

I will take my turn now as discoverer of the previous birdfact.

Beginning hint: some birds are birds.

Are humans birds?
Are snakes birds?
Are bees birds?
Are rotifers birds?
Are passerines birds?

Humans are... not birds!
Snakes are not birds
Bees are not birds.
Rotifers are not birds.
Some passerines are birds!