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What ARE birds?
Mirdini
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 11:23 AM (This post was last modified: 03-25-2016, 11:23 AM by Mirdini.)
Geese are birds!

Giraffes are birds!

I'm not a bird.

Giant anteaters are birds!

Silky anteaters are not birds.

Tamadunas don't exist and are therefore not birds.
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 11:42 AM
Are tamanduas birds you rude mofo

are great white sharks birds?
Are stegosauruses birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 01:37 PM
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Are dolphins birds?
Are gnats birds?
Are fungi birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 02:32 PM
Is Kíeros a bird?
Are apotosaurii birds?
Are swans birds?
Are snakes birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 02:39 PM
Are capybaras birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 04:14 PM
Birds are that which have long necks?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 06:42 PM (This post was last modified: 03-25-2016, 08:06 PM by Mirdini.)
Tamanduas are not birds.

Great white sharks are (probably) birds!

Stegosauruses were probably not birds.

Not all dolphins are birds.

Gnats are not birds.

Fungi are not birds.

Kíeros is not a bird.

Apatosauruses were probably not birds.

Swans are birds!

(03-25-2016, 10:53 AM)Mirdini Wrote: »Snakes are not birds.

Capybaras are not birds.

Birds are not things which have long necks.
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 06:58 PM
What even are birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 07:04 PM
we just don't know

PARTIALLY OVERDUE HINTS:

Hummingbirds are birds!

Iguanas are not birds.

Bonus consolidation hint:

Homo sapiens are not birds.
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03-25-2016, 07:18 PM
Are birds dogs.
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03-25-2016, 07:19 PM
Are frogs birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 07:19 PM (This post was last modified: 03-25-2016, 07:20 PM by Akumu.)
Do birds eat fish?

Edit: Oh I guess not, I just saw that hummingbirds are birds.
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03-25-2016, 07:34 PM (This post was last modified: 03-25-2016, 08:03 PM by Mirdini.)
(03-25-2016, 07:18 PM)Pharmacy Wrote: »Are birds dogs.

There is no data to determine what are dogs, only to determine what are birds. (The correct format to see if dogs are birds would be 'Are dogs birds', which I will answer below:)

Not all dogs are birds.

Frogs are not birds.

Birds are not things which eat fish.
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03-25-2016, 07:41 PM
Are birds birds?
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03-25-2016, 07:45 PM
Are birds evil?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 07:48 PM
Not all birds are birds.

There is no data to determine what is evil, only to determine what are birds.
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03-25-2016, 07:51 PM
Are words a bird.
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 07:51 PM
Are lions birds?
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03-25-2016, 08:02 PM
Are blue-tongued skinks birds?
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03-25-2016, 08:02 PM (This post was last modified: 03-26-2016, 12:05 AM by Mirdini.)
(03-25-2016, 04:14 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Birds are animals, for ease of definition.

Point of clarification: Italicized answers of the form 'Birds are not things which...' note failed attempts to correctly explain what ARE birds. Some birds may nevertheless do/have/[verb] these things.

Lions are birds!

Blue-tongued skinks are not birds.
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03-25-2016, 08:09 PM
Are tigers birds.
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03-25-2016, 08:17 PM
(03-25-2016, 07:45 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Are birds evil?

Are evils birds?
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-25-2016, 08:35 PM
Are birds species given a scientific name by Carl Linnaeus?
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03-25-2016, 08:43 PM
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03-25-2016, 08:44 PM
Are WE birds?
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