Context and no things

Here is a thread where you can provide context for something, but you're not allowed to explain what you're providing context for.

It was because he ate the last muffin.

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I can't believe I just watched that I knew everyone was going to die and my tears would be stolen but I still watched it.

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it's rick and morty except morty is a real piece of shit.

It was his sled.

A zombie fell from the sky and killed several people, a gray langur, and at least 3 dogs.

"We were sending snaps and he was at a ball and i was downloading wow."

It's from a liveblog of my deaths in Undertale. You all know the line from before explaining why I think that will happen.

Granted, I could have put that line here, but then it would be a thing with context, so I can't.

I really need you to bring me that jump drive

Blame Sai

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Blame Sai.

this man has never had a good day in his life. literally, because he got aged-up from being a baby. he's never had the opportunity to have a good day

He was one of those kids that you can't decide if they're stoned or just incredibly stupid.

Okay I hear what you're saying, but like the very first lines of the song says that it was "summertime in northern Michigan", so why are these kids from fuckin' Mackinaw singing Sweet Home Alabama all summer long? Not being a part of Alabama is basically Michigan's one saving grace. Furthermore,

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It seems like absurdist ~aesthetic~ horseshit but behind its fractal-glitter veneer it actually holds up alright as an allegory for WWI?

See, the joke is we were actually talking about birds.

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Tom

• good
  
• pure
  
• kinky

Because that was what he'd done yesterday.

just call me Mitochondria because I'm the POWERHOUSE OF THIS CELL

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