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What ARE birds?
Mirdini
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03-26-2016, 03:41 AM (This post was last modified: 03-26-2016, 03:47 AM by Mirdini.)
Clarification: It turns out NOT ALL BEETLES ARE BIRDS because Ladybugs (ladybirds) exist.

HINT: All other beetles (unless I've missed something else) are not birds.

Cows are probably birds!
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03-26-2016, 03:41 AM
Are cows birds
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03-26-2016, 03:42 AM
Is it legal to eat birds?
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03-26-2016, 03:43 AM
how d
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03-26-2016, 03:44 AM
is birds things wot is legal ta eat?
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03-26-2016, 03:44 AM
how d pard nerd
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03-26-2016, 03:44 AM
Birds are not shitposts.
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03-26-2016, 03:45 AM
Are alligators birds
Are crocodile birds
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03-26-2016, 03:45 AM
i know i am but what are you
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03-26-2016, 03:45 AM
(referring to birdini)
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RE: What ARE birds?
03-26-2016, 03:46 AM
I don't know, but he's not a bird.
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03-26-2016, 03:49 AM
Crocodiles are not birds.

Alligators are not birds.
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03-26-2016, 03:50 AM
Birds are cute
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03-26-2016, 03:52 AM
Birds were inside us all along
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03-26-2016, 03:52 AM
my stomach hurts
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03-26-2016, 03:52 AM
Memes are not birds.
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03-26-2016, 03:54 AM (This post was last modified: 03-26-2016, 03:55 AM by Mirdini.)
MEGA-HINT:

What birds are has to do with a physical attribute the animals in question possess.
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03-26-2016, 03:56 AM
how is birbs baby formed?!
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03-26-2016, 03:57 AM
Birds are not memes or shitposts.
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03-26-2016, 04:01 AM (This post was last modified: 03-26-2016, 04:04 AM by Mirdini.)
Bonus hint to lead us to closing out the round hopefully:

Ladybugs are birds because they cheat.
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03-26-2016, 04:01 AM (This post was last modified: 03-26-2016, 04:02 AM by goblin's.)
Are moths birds?
Are leopards birds?
Are sea urchins birds?
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03-26-2016, 04:02 AM
Are birds animals which on some occasions have stripes?
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03-26-2016, 04:04 AM
Moths are not birds.

Leopards are birds.

Sea urchins are not birds.

Birds are not animals which on some occasions have stripes.
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03-26-2016, 04:05 AM
Are carnivores (specifically, the order carnivora) birds?
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03-26-2016, 04:06 AM
Not all carnivores are birds.
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