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Arcanuse · 06-13-2018, 04:24 AM

It's still under the blanket, right? Just stuff the whole thing in the sack before it knows what happened.
Blanket should probably be fine.

a52 · 06-13-2018, 04:30 AM

(06-13-2018, 04:20 AM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »Pick up and throw your new creature at it.

maybe don't do that

Pharmacy · 06-13-2018, 04:44 AM

Disguise yourself?

tronn · 06-13-2018, 05:58 AM

>squeeze the SLURPENT to make it release another ACID LOOGIE

~~LoverIan~~ · 06-13-2018, 06:53 AM

>Close the window-blinds first
>Triumphant battle-cry, send your boogie out to destroy the enemy

Justice Watch · 06-13-2018, 10:34 AM

Toss your pillow across the room so you don't lose that during combat too.

thriggle · 06-14-2018, 04:45 AM

(06-13-2018, 06:53 AM)LoverIan Wrote: »>Close the window-blinds first

(06-13-2018, 10:34 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »Toss your pillow across the room so you don't lose that during combat too.

You don't want to risk the chance that the wild Sack Boogie might escape, and you don't want your pillow to be destroyed in the upcoming throwdown, so you wisely take some precautions such as closing the window gate and moving your pillow to the closet.

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(06-13-2018, 04:44 AM)Pharmacy Wrote: »Disguise yourself?

Pretty confident that you can give yourself a tactical advantage if you throw your opponent off-balance with some misdirection (in the form of a disguise), you assume a disguise.

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Yes, this is definitely a disguise, and not just a replacement for the baseball cap with the big acid hole in it. You look like a totally different person!

Alright, with the combat preparations out of the way, it's time to make your move!

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(06-13-2018, 06:53 AM)LoverIan Wrote: »>Triumphant battle-cry, send your boogie out to destroy the enemy

"GO, SLURPENT! LET LOOSE THE SLURPS OF WAR!"

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(06-13-2018, 04:20 AM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »Pick up and throw your new creature at it.

Hyup!

SLURPENT lands near your bed.

It only takes a moment for the Sack Boogie under your bed to react, disumbrificating from the shadows and revealing its true form.

Holy smokes, it's quite the sight! Wowee wow wow!

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How would you even begin to describe a thing like that?

Arcanuse · 06-14-2018, 04:48 AM

Its a... It's a, uh. Camoslime? Maybe a Roughian showing off its knife collection.
Whatever it is, it looks mighty annoyed someone woke it up during the day.

Pharmacy · 06-14-2018, 04:54 AM

It's a CARPETSHARK.

Dragon Fogel · 06-14-2018, 04:56 AM

It's very blue.

**Schazer** · 06-14-2018, 04:57 AM

Clearly, it's a TOSSNTURNAL

tronn · 06-14-2018, 06:24 AM

>it's a BED-type BUG

Justice Watch · 06-14-2018, 07:47 AM

It's terrifying, but in a cute and fluffy way.

smuchmuch · 06-14-2018, 09:49 AM

(06-14-2018, 06:24 AM)tronn Wrote: »>it's a BED-type BUG

It's a BED BUGEYMAN

Reyweld · 06-14-2018, 12:36 PM

It's smaller than you thought...

LammarWesley · 06-14-2018, 06:37 PM

>BED-BUG SHARK

Thalia V1 · 06-14-2018, 07:15 PM

It's... it's..
Anticlimactic! It's a tiny bunny type thing.

thriggle · 06-15-2018, 03:55 AM

(06-14-2018, 04:54 AM)Pharmacy Wrote: »It's a CARPETSHARK.

(06-14-2018, 04:56 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »It's very blue.

What even is that thing? Could it be some kind of BLUE CARPETSHARK??

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Wait, no...

(06-14-2018, 04:48 AM)Arcanuse Wrote: »Its a... It's a, uh. Camoslime? Maybe a Roughian showing off its knife collection.
Whatever it is, it looks mighty annoyed someone woke it up during the day.

Maybe it's a ROUGHIAN wearing your bedsheet and using it to store its knife collection!

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But no, that doesn't look quite right...

(06-14-2018, 04:57 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Clearly, it's a TOSSNTURNAL

(06-14-2018, 09:49 AM)smuchmuch Wrote: »
(06-14-2018, 06:24 AM)tronn Wrote: »>it's a BED-type BUG
It's a BED BUGEYMAN

(06-14-2018, 12:36 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »It's smaller than you thought...

What in blazes...??

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(06-14-2018, 07:52 AM)Wheat Wrote: »it's made of bees.

IT'S MADE OF BEEEES

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An angry swarm of spring-coiled bee-thingies (which you decide to call WASPRINGs) emerges from the shadows of your bedsheet!

Yikes, poor SLURPENT is clearly outnumbered.

You'd better act quickly before they use their numbers to their advantage!

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What's SLURPENT's first move?

Dragon Fogel · 06-15-2018, 04:09 AM

Awe them with its cuteness, of course.

Arcanuse · 06-15-2018, 04:18 AM

Barf. Regurgitate. Other words to suggest spraying target with acid.
Or uh. "SLURPENT, use ACID MIST!"

a52 · 06-15-2018, 04:25 AM

2H₂SO₄ + 2Fe + O₂→ 2FeSO₄ + 2H₂O

Gimeurcookie · 06-15-2018, 04:31 AM

Well the only two moves it probably has is spit and tail wag so tell it to spit at the red ones.

Lordlyhour · 06-15-2018, 04:47 AM

slurpent >Distract Them with an erotic dance

thriggle · 06-15-2018, 05:15 AM

(06-15-2018, 04:09 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Awe them with its cuteness, of course.

You know better than to open with a direct assault. You need to lull those WASPRINGs into a false sense of security before unleashing your ULTIMATE ANNIHILATION.

"DISTRACT THEM WITH YOUR CUTENESS, SLURPENT!"

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SLURPENT is already so gosh dang cute, you're not sure what it can do to be cuter. But bound to your control by your mastery of the Sack, it has no choice but to comply.

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SLURPENT USES CUTE PUTE!

It has absolutely no effect, and dang--

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The WASPRINGs are already counterattacking!

(06-15-2018, 04:25 AM)a52 Wrote: »2H₂SO₄ + 2Fe + O₂→ 2FeSO₄ + 2H₂O

Poor little SLURPENT is getting the acid stabbed out of it!

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But hey, something seems to be happening to the WASPRINGs at least. Maybe SLURPENT has some kind of passive defense?

You don't have much time to think about it because two red ones have broken off from the swarm and are headed DIRECTLY FOR YOU.

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Gimeurcookie · 06-15-2018, 05:17 AM

Open your sack and catch them in it.