Post making contest 2.0

i think i understand at least one of the rules! Earthexe isn't this an incredible turn of events?

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!

earthexe, I loved that take on the g0m meme. Thanks for making it!

I'm timu!

i think i understand at least one of the rules! Earthexe isn't this an incredible turn of events?

This post complies with none of the rules! I hope this was the expected result.

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!

earthexe, I loved that take on the g0m meme. Thanks for making it!

This post complies with rule 5.

I'm timu!

This post complies with rule 3.

i understand none of the rules! Earthexe isn't this an incredible turn of events?

It really is just remarkable, Ixcalibur! But perhaps our dreams have just been shot down by your most recent post, unless spelling is taken into account (since I don't usually capitalize my own name).

I'm glad you enjoyed my image sorcery, Dragon Fogel. It took me entire minutes to complete!

And remember,

RULES RULE!

If I asked a question, would that break rule 3?

here is a special edition Ed Helms gif

i understand none of the rules! Earthexe isn't this an incredible turn of events?

This post complies with none of the rules!

It really is just remarkable, Ixcalibur! But perhaps our dreams have just been shot down by your most recent post, unless spelling is taken into account (since I don't usually capitalize my own name).

I'm glad you enjoyed my image sorcery, Dragon Fogel. It took me entire minutes to complete!

And remember,

RULES RULE!

This post complies with none of the rules!

If I asked a question, would that break rule 3?

Nope, still complies with rule 3.

here is a special edition Ed Helms gif

This terrifying post complies with rule 3.

This sentence contains exactly eleven words, perhaps that is too many?

Please rate the validity of this statement: If you're not out of control you're not in control

I am the best count person because wordings continues increasing

earthexe i had a dream where your northern continents were orange, having been possessed/assimilated with the orange space alien

This sentence contains exactly eleven words, perhaps that is too many?

Eleven is a perfectly cromulent number of words; this post complies with rule 3.

Please rate the validity of this statement: If you're not out of control you're not in control

100% valid. This post complies with rule 3.

I am the best count person because wordings continues increasing

This post complies with rule 3.

earthexe i had a dream where your northern continents were orange, having been possessed/assimilated with the orange space alien

This post complies with rule 3.

I also have drams about orange things but they're more benevolent than that

drams

I also have drams about orange things but they're more benevolent than that

This post complies with rule 3.

ONE LINE. ONE LOVE. RULE THREE. (YES)

This post complies with none of the rules! Not even rule 3!

THREE LINE
THREE LOVE
RULE THREE (NO)

This post also complies with none of the rules.

drams

This post complies with none of the rules!

hELL yEAH

This post complies with rules 2 and 3.

I also have drams about orange things but they're more benevolent than that
I also have drams about orange things but they're more benevolent than that
I also have drams about orange things but they're more benevolent than that
I also have drams about orange things but they're more benevolent than that
I also have drams about orange things but they're more benevolent than that
I also have drams about orange things but they're more benevolent than that

down with rule three!

earthexe, do you ever have drams about the Space Consortium?

Not yet, to my knowledge. My drams don't take place in space, but they do take place in a consortium. Maybe someday my drams will ascend. Also, Solaris again.

I also have drams about orange things but they're more benevolent than that
I also have drams about orange things but they're more benevolent than that
I also have drams about orange things but they're more benevolent than that
I also have drams about orange things but they're more benevolent than that
I also have drams about orange things but they're more benevolent than that
I also have drams about orange things but they're more benevolent than that

This post complies with none of the rules!

down with rule three!

This post complies with rule 3, lol

earthexe, do you ever have drams about the Space Consortium?

This post complies with rule 3.

oNE LINE ONE LOVE RULE THREE

This post complies with rule 3.

Not yet, to my knowledge. My drams don't take place in space, but they do take place in a consortium. Maybe someday my drams will ascend. Also, Solaris again.

This post complies with none of the rules!

Helium Facts
Check out these great helium facts relating to its discovery, uses and chemical properties.

Learn about helium balloons, noble gases, the helium atom, the balloon boy hoax, space related helium storage tanks, how helium can change a person’s voice and much more with our range of interesting helium facts, properties and information.

• Helium is a chemical element with the symbol He and atomic number 2.
  
  
• Helium is a colorless, tasteless and odorless gas.
  
  
• Helium is the second most common element in the Universe (after hydrogen), making up around 24% of its mass.
  
  
• Helium is part of a group of chemical elements called noble gases, the other five that occur naturally are neon, argon, krypton, xenon and radon. Under normal conditions they share similar properties, including being less likely to participate in chemical reactions due to their outer shell of electrons being full. Helium is the second least reactive element after neon.
  
  
• French and English astronomers Pierre Janssen and Norman Lockyer are jointly credited with discovering helium after spectral analysis of sunlight following a solar eclipse in 1868.
  
  
• The word helium comes from the Greek word meaning sun (helios). It was named by Lockyer and English chemist Edward Frankland.
  
  
• The USA is the world’s largest supplier of helium, with many reserves found in large natural gas fields.
  
  
• The rate at which helium is currently being used by humans is much faster than the rate at which the reserves are being replenished. New technologies for obtaining or recycling helium are one way for gas companies to help slow this problem.
  
  
• Because helium is lighter than air it is commonly used to fill airships, blimps and balloons. As it doesn’t burn or react with other chemicals, helium is relatively safe to use for this purpose.
  
  
• While hydrogen is 7% more buoyant than helium it has a much higher fire risk.
  
  
• You might notice the helium balloon you got from the amusement park slowly falling to the ground after a few days, this happens as the helium gradually leaks from the balloon.
  
  
• Helium has a lifting force of around one gram per liter. A balloon that holds 10 liters of helium should therefore lift an object weighing 10 grams. Unfortunately you’ll need around 5000 of these balloons if you weigh around 50kgs and want to get off the ground.
  
  
• The balloon boy hoax from October 15, 2009 led people to believe that a six year old boy had floated away in a home made helium balloon when in fact he was hiding at his house the whole time.
  
  
• Because helium is less dense than normal air, when inhaled from a source such as a helium balloon it briefly changes the sound of a person’s voice, making it much sound much higher. However, breathing in too much helium can be very dangerous, potentially choking people due to a lack of oxygen.
  
  
• Helium can be in a liquid and even solid state but they can only occur at temperatures near absolute zero.
  
  
• Liquid helium is used to cool metals for superconductivity use. The European Organization for Nuclear Research’s (CERN) Large Hadron Collider uses liquid helium to maintain an extremely low temperature.
  
  
• Helium is often used in space programs, displacing fuel in storage tanks and having other rocket fuel applications.

This post complies with rule 5.

if helium is so great why don't we just breathe helium instead huh?

i don't know what rule three is but it's pretty easy to pass so i can't wait until we've figured out/cargoculted together a post that solves all but three and then we can just suffer as we are suddenly incapable of passing it at all.

if helium is so great why don't we just breathe helium instead huh?

This post complies with rule 3.

i don't know what rule three is but it's pretty easy to pass so i can't wait until we've figured out/cargoculted together a post that solves all but three and then we can just suffer as we are suddenly incapable of passing it at all.

Boy howdy are you going to like this judgment post!
This post complies with rule 3.

¡Gígglé physíc's!

This post complies with rule 3.

"Laser is at work and jacking off."

¿Qúé és ésó éñ él hórízóñté?

This post complies with rule 3.

@2301: no it's not aks rule heaven, it's the opposite thing.

This post complies with rules 3 and 5.