Zoostuck 3

ayoli

"ayoli"? Shoot, that must have been the password you were trying to remember. Well, you don't see how you ever would have guessed that, except by pure luck. Not that it does you any good now, you're not even in the same universe as that computer system any more.


Yes! The best way to get out of an unfamiliar universe is to just run! Run, run, keep running! Don't stop until you're home!

Or you hit a wall. In retrospect, maybe it would have been better to start your run outside. And also to watch where you're going.

Turn into a tornado!

Maybe it's just the concussion from the wall you just ran into, but you think you could escape this universe faster if you were a tornado. And all you need to do to be a tornado is to spin fast enough!

You spin around and around, getting dizzier and dizzier, and eventually you go fast enough to either be a tornado or collapse on the floor in a heap.

It's the latter, actually, but by sheer chance a tornado is heading your way now. You have just enough coherence as you stagger to your feet to think that maybe you should do something. You reach into your pocket and pull out the one thing that might help you.

A number three with no pickles.

A large plastic number 3. You don't remember why you thought it was a good idea to pick this up. At least you got all the pickles off of it.

Futilely, you hold it up towards the advancing tornado. In a complete shock, it stops at the window. You have the strange feeling that it's waiting for you to say something.

I'm trying to make friends, but whenever I make physical contact, they get blasted about ten yards away!

You promptly tell it about your struggles to live your life when physically repelling everyone you know. The tornado seems sympathetic, and bends in closer, as if offering you a ride.

You step in. Maybe it knows a way out of this universe.

You wonder if your new friend has a name.

Eatocolilphs

You decide to call it Eatocolilphs, if it's okay with that. It doesn't seem to object, and starts speeding forward.

WARP ELEVEN

It zooms ahead at intense speeds, breaking free from this universe and carrying you with it. Where you will emerge, you do not know.

You are now Jogh Edgebert. A tornado is attempting to break free from your perfect universe. This is a clear violation of your authority.

How will you quash this futile rebellion?