Post making contest 6.0

dogs are here and they will be our friends forever

I did it!!!!!!

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tax tax tax pin gay

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cldn't thnk f gd wy t kn nthr wrd wth X n thr.

carberator
muffler
wheel
exhaust
`~`~spoiler~`~`

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tax tax tax pin gay ass

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dogs?

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dogs.

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xxx more weird dogs.

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a certain number of abnormal dog

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Remember the old saying: A pumpkin in the hand is worth glue in the bush.

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unconventional hound

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christmas is over the dogs have returned

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Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the weird dogs of war.

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No, wait, I think I have that wrong.

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Cry "Pumpkin!" and let slip the weird dogs of xxx.

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i saw a dog slink down an alleyway through an open door and into old warehouse

i could hear the barks of many dogs but when i went to peer through the window the warehouse was empty and deathly silent.

i saw several dogs on my walk home

what are they up to??

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Maybe they're fighting the ancient evil we released and forgot about.

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maybe they are the ancient evil we released and forgot about

think very carefully does anyone remember seeing, actually seeing any real dogs before last week

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or whenever it was that we unleashed an ancient evil, i don't exactly remember

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It was the 21st, when you struck a gong in an attempt to summon everyone to the thread for a meeting.

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dogs are here and they will be our friends forever

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Cry "Havoc" and let slip xxx more weird dogs of do I have that right?

No, wait, I thinx I xave that wronx.

extra extra extra small dog

copious amount of dog

town of chalice -> town of donut
ring of burning snakes -> ring of fiddle
ogre -> old goat, ready to eat
hamfisted cyclops -> cyclops made of ham
demon dagger -> lightsaber vibrator

zanbar bone -> zan bear bone
chaos warrior -> corn warrior
ninja warrior woman -> your grandmother

Cry "Havoc" and let slip xxx more weird dogs of do I have that right?

This post passes rules 1, 2, and 3.

No, wait, I thinx I xave that wronx.

This post passes rules 1 and 2.

extra extra extra small dog

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copious amount of dog

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town of chalice -> town of donut
ring of burning snakes -> ring of fiddle
ogre -> old goat, ready to eat
hamfisted cyclops -> cyclops made of ham
demon dagger -> lightsaber vibrator

zanbar bone -> zan bear bone
chaos warrior -> corn warrior
ninja warrior woman -> your grandmother

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Ix, what's it like in the future?

Have we solved the rules yet in 2018?

Ix, what's it like in the future?

Have we solved the rules yet in 2018?

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yes!!

sitting here in my parked hovercar (i don't know how to drive still but since its the future i have to have a hovercar thats just the law) looking at a piece of paper on which i wrote 'the rules are solved' and quietly weeping at the beauty of 2018

Can we use carrots to do that?

yes!!

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sitting here in my parked hovercar (i don't know how to drive still but since its the future i have to have a hovercar thats just the law) looking at a piece of paper on which i wrote 'the rules are solved' and quietly weeping at the beauty of 2018

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Can we use carrots to do that?

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On my soul ON MY SOUL on my soul ONMY SOUL!

my only soul

ab ab ab

aaa aaa aaa

nyoom

zoom!

Pchooooo!

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On my soul ON MY SOUL on my soul ONMY SOUL!

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my only soul

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ab ab ab

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aaa aaa aaa

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nyoom

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zoom!

This post passes rules 2, 4, and 5.

Pchooooo!

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This post passes rules 1 and 2.

Pchooooo!

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fixed in place

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zoom! nyoom

my only soul zoom! nyoom