Single Sentence Stories

I implied to my family we were eating dead Sesame Street characters, and everyone just ignored me and kept eating.

Sometimes I sit on the docks late at night, which is usually a good time for me to just relax and think, but last night I found my cat who I lost when I was in 3rd grade, he wasn't a cat anymore.

I dropped my fourth phone in the ocean while washing onions

for sale: babies, never worn

Just assimilated some crunchy spheres, tasty boys they were.

There, she once ran and laughed.

Male, 20, pregnant with Satan's giraffe.

I like peas so much.

I could believe it wasn't butter, especially after the need for hasty relievence.

The avalanche had buried them all alive, and they could still hear the sounds of merrymaking from the caravan parked atop their snowy barrow as they suffocated in darkness.

He died chasing the whale that ate his leg.

She loved a hairy man who lost his hair because of magic.

The rat could talk and also cook.

He punched a man but the man was actually himself.

Covered in mud, Arnold prepared to stab his invisible extraterrestrial foe.

There was a cat that wasn't.

They were both tried, but only one was found guilty.

They were both tired, but only one was found sleeping.

They were both tired, but only one was found guilty.

Three bicycles lay in the road, tires spinning, beside a single enormous tailfeather.

The elf wearing sunglasses indoors looked at his mistakes; he died.

The elf, a grown human man, taught us the true meaning of Christmas via goofy hijinks.

When I was younger, I had a wiggly tooth that came out when I bit into a cheese bun, and then I swallowed it and only noticed I had when my mouth felt weird from the gap.

They were both tried, but only one was sentenced.

They were both tried, but only one was sentenced.

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