Post making contest 6.0

i'm only interested in slither dog the world's most perfectly smooth dog

This post passes rule 2.

he can fit through the tiniest of cracks and he's very interested in stealing your lunch

This post passes rule 2.

a'b cdef ghijklmnop qr stu vwxyz

This post passes no rules.

slither dog's two main priorities:

• stealing your lunch
  
• reassembling all your communications into meaningless garbo

do not believe his lies

This post passes rule 2.

But I already ate lunch today.

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you may have foiled him for one day but slither dog does not give up easily

This post passes rules 2 and 3.

I have the perfect plan.

This is my new meal schedule:

-breakfast
-brunch
-fremp
-afternoon snack
-dinner
-Breakfast 2: Break Faster

This post passes rule 2.

slither dog is thwarted this time. he slithers back to his lair but who knows what terrible schemes he may be concocting in there

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perhaps even.... buying his own lunch??

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i'm only interested in slither dog the world's most perfectly smooth dog

you know i'm pretty sure that's a meme right there

So, does Slither Dog know anything about Theo Vens?

i'm only interested in slither dog the world's most perfectly smooth dog

you know i'm pretty sure that's a meme right there

This post passes rule 2.

So, does Slither Dog know anything about Theo Vens?

This post passes rule 2.

Only evens in I'm the interested

Only evens in I'm the interested

This post passes rule 5.

I'm only interested in the fremp

I'm only interested in the evenz

I'm only interested in the fremp

This post passes no rules.

I'm only interested in the evenz

This post passes rule 5.

I'm only interested in the haven

oh man time for lunch

oh no my lunch is missing. who could have perpetrated this awful crime?

I'm only interested in the haven

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

oh man time for lunch

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oh no my lunch is missing. who could have perpetrated this awful crime?

This post passes rules 2 and 3.

Akumu are you responsible for the theft of my lunch?

Akumu are you responsible for the theft of my lunch?

I am no lunch thief!! This post passes no rules.

the mystery deepens...

the mystery deepens...

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i'm only interested in the deepening of this mystery

i'm only interested in the deepening of this mystery

This post passes rule 2.

abcdefghijklmnopqrsu aeiouy

abcdefghijklmnopqrsu aeiouy

This post passes rule 5.

coming soon

coming soon

Ix I just noticed that you have been committing many letter crimes lately. This post passes rule 2.

// p.x and p.y are current coordinates
// v.x and v.y is a velocity at point p
vec2 get_velocity(vec2 p) {
vec2 v = vec2(0., 0.);

const float n = 10.;

float log2 = log(2.);
float pk = pow(2.,1.-p.x);
float c_re_top = 1. - pk*cos(p.y*log2);
float c_im_top = pk*sin(p.y*log2);
float c_bot = c_re_top*c_re_top +
c_im_top*c_im_top;

float sum1r = 0.;
float sum1i = 0.;

for (float k = 1.; k <= n; k++) {
pk = pow(k, -p.x);

if (k == 1.) {
pk = -pk;
}

float logk = log(k);

sum1r += pk * cos(p.y * logk);
sum1i += -pk * sin(p.y * logk);
}

float sum2r = 0.;
float sum2i = 0.;

for (float k = n + 1.; k <= 2.*n; k++){
pk = pow(k, -p.x);

if (k == 1.) {
pk = -pk;
}

float logk = log(k);

float ek = 0.;

for (float j = 0.; j <= n; j++) {
if (j <= k) {continue;}
float b = 1.;
for (float i = 1.; i <= n; i++) {
if (i == j) { break; }
b *= (n + 1. - i)/i;
}
ek += b;
}

sum2r += pk * cos(p.y * logk) * ek;
sum2i -= pk * sin(p.y * logk) * ek;

}

float pow2 = pow(2., -n);
float sumr = sum1r + pow2 * sum2r;
float sumi = sum1i + pow2 * sum2i;
v.x = (sumr * c_re_top - sumi * c_im_top)
/c_bot;
v.y = (sumr * c_im_top + sumi * c_re_top)
/c_bot;
return v;
}

glsl certainly has some quirks. i'll need to check this tomorrow, i'm certain i must have made a mistake in there somewhere.

https://anvaka.github.io/fieldplay/?dt=0...v%3B%0A%7D