you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

It turns out you just shove it in your mouth sideways so it looks like you have a really big smile.

It turns out this is how Aardman did it.

it turns out you have to throw it like a boomerang, and it returns unpeeled

it turns out bananas can be thrown like a boomerang and they'll return to you, only peeled.

it turns out reyweld is a thief.

it turns out bananas are like onions and they're really just peels all the way down

it turns out that it's like an onion and you just gotta keep peeling and peeling to get to the actual banana

it turns out you are too

It turns out that to properly open a banana, you have to unwittingly steal someone else's idea for how to open a banana.

it turns out you have to throw it like a boomerang, and it returns unpeeled

it turns out bananas can be thrown like a boomerang and they'll return to you, only peeled.

it turns out reyweld is a thief.

it turns out bananas are like onions and they're really just peels all the way down

it turns out that it's like an onion and you just gotta keep peeling and peeling to get to the actual banana

it turns out you are too

it turns out i have betrayed my master and dishonored my clan. farewell. may my ancestors have mercy on me.

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tw: banana gore

it turns out you have to stuff the banana in a body-bag until it tells you how the foul deed is done.

it turns out if you throw a banana like a boomerang, it comes back with one layer peeled off because bananas are basically yellow onions

it turns out that both barium and sodium want to give away electrons so no, BaNaNa doesn't exist

it turns out you just have to give them moderator privileges and a few months later kaput goes the banana stand

it turns out you have to strike the banana to peal it

it turns out that you need to condition bananas to peel when they hear a bell ring

it turns out thats actually a cat inside a banana, just try to pet it

it turns out you have to say "Open Sesame" in a booming voice.

it turns out banana peels are high in potassium so just expose it to liquid water

it turns out there are actually two bananas. one is open and one is closed. you put them in a box with a radioactive substance and wait

it turns out there are actually two bananas. one is open and one is closed. you put them in a box with a radioactive substance and wait

it turns out the radioactive substance is just more bananas.

it turns out you need to have it watch 24 hours of the mlp theme song

it turns out you're supposed to just leave it in water until the peel comes off on its own

It turns out your banana-peeling method has to pass five secret rules, which change whenever somebody successfully peels a banana in accordance with all five rules.

It turns out that bananas don’t exist, what the hell are you all talking about

It turns out you have to pit eight bananas against each other in an interdimensional battle to the death and whichever one survives will be peeled.

It turns out you draw pictures of the banana and ask people for suggestions on how to peel it.

It turns out that a portion of the bananas are actually working for the Mafia so you have to get the whole bunch to vote on which bananas should be peeled in order to find the criminals.

It turns out you have to peel a little bit of the banana, and then pass it off to the next person, who will do the same, until you're out of people and then everybody can see how the banana got peeled.

It turns out you write 50,000 words on the banana in the space of a month.