you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

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I believe in u, space hawk!

It turns out you can press two bananas together and they'll upgrade (at a small price) into a peeled banana

It turns out you can 3d print unpeeled bananas that taste better then 'real' bananas

It turns out cucumbers are unpeeled bananas that are reforming their shell, and it is much easier to remove the skin of a cucumber

It turns out that 9 of 10 children know how to peel bananas and you can just give it to them in exchange for a pat on the head or 10% of your company shares

it turns out some things are better left unpeeled *noir music plays*

Turns iut you just stick a corkscrew in the stem and pull it off in one go.

turns out you just put it down in front of a jumpscare movie and watch ir jump out of its skin.

Turns out the bananas in shops are ONLY the skin to prevent shoplifting. You gotta get an attendant to put the matching banana in when you pay.

Turns out when a banana grows big enough, its old skin sloughs off revealing glistening new skin below.

Turns out a banana can only be correctly peeled if you are wearing pyjamas.

turns out you just squeeze it and the peeled banana shoots out like a bullet.

it turns out bananas are actually snakes that shed their skin when the time is right. You only have a limited window before it puts on another skin!

it turns out bananas can be thrown like a boomerang and they'll return to you, only peeled.

it turns out you lay them lengthwise on the train tracks and then scamper away

it turns out that you have to counterbend it and it'll just crack open

it turns out you're supposed to drop 10 different banana designs from 5 meters to see which peel types best protect the egg inside

it turns out bananas are like onions and they're really just peels all the way down

it turns out you have to throw it like a boomerang, and it returns unpeeled

it turns out bananas can be thrown like a boomerang and they'll return to you, only peeled.

it turns out reyweld is a thief.

it turns out rotating a banana 360 degrees reverses its orientation, and that a 720 degree rotation is the true rotational identity matrix

it turns out you have to throw it like a boomerang, and it returns unpeeled

it turns out bananas can be thrown like a boomerang and they'll return to you, only peeled.

it turns out reyweld is a thief.

It turns out peeled bananas and unpeeled bananas are the same thing. So don't bother peeling it, just eat the banana.

it turns out you just have to rotate it about the xz plane -- the banana isn't inside the peel, it's just farther away

it turns out sketchup doesnt have any banana peel textures so just put it in there

It turns out you just shove it in your mouth sideways so it looks like you have a really big smile.

It turns out to be an orange at the door all along