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[3:04 AM] Loather

"Putting all your eggs in one basket: Getting your ducks in a row: Doing something at the drop of a hat: Calling it a day: Crossing that bridge when you come to it: How to workshop idioms."

"My Name Is Ted, Yours Can Be Too"

"Pea-Podcasts: What We Can Learn When We Listen to Edamame for 45 Minutes at a Time"

"Drones. Are They Coming for You? Yes They Are."

TG Why F: The Science Behind Friday on Calendars

The Money Orangutan

The Money Orangutang

"You Suck at this Specific Thing, but Don't Worry! There's a Twist!"

"Verbs: How to Use Them, and How Not to Slip Leaving Chew"

"Thought You Couldn't Make Bank on Upscaling? You Buffoon. You Utter Moron."

"Summoning Demons Made Easy: Family Edition!"

"I Forgot My Keys, Here's How That Makes Me Feel"

"How Bananas Shaped Our Modern Post-Fruit World"

"I Ate Nothing But Rice Krispy Treats For Three Months. Here's How it Changed My Life, And How You Can Do It Too"

"AutoHitler: The Modern Spelling Scourge: How Phone Keyboards Are Making Us Stupid As Hell"

"I Ate Nothing But Rice Krispy Treats For Three Months. Here's How it Changed My Life, And How You Can Do It Too"

"I Shoved Three Whole Pinecones Up My Ass. Here's How it Changed My Life, And How You Can Do It Too"

"Ave Fareeha: How Overwatch is the New Mozart"

"Why You Should Stop Giving Other People Your Money And Give it All to Me Instead"

How to Avoid Traffic Accidents: A Guide to Never Leaving the House

Cars by Day, Cars™ by Night

"Dress for Success: How You Can Inscribe Hypnotic Hieroglyphs On Their Clothing Just Like Me"

"Why Retweet the Toad?

A Better Future Through Retweeting Toad"

"#TBT: The Guillotine: A Live Demonstration. Bring A Raincoat."

The closest thing I've got to genuine empathy is concern for small reptiles being harassed by neighborhood cats and more than anything else it makes me want to throw rocks at cats and actually why the fuck am I on this stage