RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-13-2017, 10:39 AM
it turns out you have to open the refrigerator, take out the elephant, put in the banana, and close the refrigerator
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-13-2017, 10:39 AM
it turns out you have to open the refrigerator, take out the elephant, put in the banana, and close the refrigerator
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-14-2017, 12:36 AM
It turns out that the banana turns out. That's how you peel it. You turn it out, duh.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-14-2017, 01:24 AM
it turns out the banana is not a good metaphor for relationships
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-14-2017, 03:25 AM
It turnways out that the banana is a slightly-obscure-but-not-really-obscure reference
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-14-2017, 04:38 AM
it turns out you need to carve the banana with a knife
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-15-2017, 01:51 AM
it turns out you have to suck the banana out with water or air
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-15-2017, 02:47 AM
it turns out that you have to watch the banana whip it and/or do the nae nae.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-15-2017, 05:31 AM
it turns out you can be patient and an already-peeled banana will eventually make its way into your life
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-15-2017, 08:00 PM
it turns out you peel it halfway and then put peanut butter on it
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-15-2017, 08:05 PM
it turns out you're supposed to wear the peel as a hat
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-15-2017, 08:17 PM
it turns out you're supposed to put the banana on an Ojibwa board and let the spirits of the dead tell you how to peel it
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-15-2017, 09:39 PM
It turns out you're supposed to tickle the banana until it pops right out of the peel and rolls around on the floor laughing itself to tears.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
03-16-2017, 02:11 PM
it turns out you have to resort to fracking operations to extract the banana from under the peel.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
04-04-2017, 01:55 AM
it turns out you need to accumulate over 2500 bananas to get Schazer to split the bananas for you
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
04-04-2017, 02:11 AM
it turns out you're supposed to leave it on my desk, make a Good Post outta fuckin nowhere, then I'll crush it wide open when I slam my fist on the table trying to hold in my laughter
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
04-04-2017, 06:46 PM
it turns out you have to extract it first
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
04-04-2017, 07:02 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-04-2017, 07:02 PM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
It turns out you have to torrent the banana from the pirate bay. Bananas are protected by copyright law so you'll be hard pressed to find, much less TASTE, a banana anywhere else.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
04-14-2017, 05:30 AM
It turns out it's been ONE WEEK.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
04-18-2017, 09:52 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-18-2017, 09:54 AM by Mirdini.)
it turns out, saying 'it turns out': it turns [the banana inside] out.
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
04-18-2017, 05:58 PM
it turns out you should've followed that exit sign
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
04-18-2017, 06:59 PM
it turns out the banana will peel when aroused, which can be done with pictures of bees
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
04-18-2017, 08:43 PM
It turns out one cannot know the position and velocity of a peeled banana, as it will simply cease to exist. All according to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, which was founded as Heisenberg himself was slowing going bananas trying to find bananas bananas bananas
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
04-19-2017, 01:01 PM
(04-16-2017, 09:19 AM)Wheat Wrote: »it turns out that banana thread it turns out that bananas thread, you just gotta unscrew the top
RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
04-20-2017, 02:32 AM
it turns out, out turns in. the banana's skin turns inwards into itself to reveal the banana you were trying to get at.
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