you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

It turns out you rely on them as your sole export to fund your regime.

it turns out that for most recipes you can just use them unpeeled

it turns out the peels taste better anyway

it turns out fun fact: spell peels backwards and you get sleep

so it turns out that you should just sleep on it and the peels fall off

it turns out you need to mass send this link to everyone and wait for a response

it turns out that wasn't a trick, honest

it turns out if you leave a banana completely alone, someone else will peel it (and eat it) for you

It turns out if you have the nuclear launch codes, you can activate a warhead whose radiation will peel the banana.

As well as everything else in a 2000km radius of ground zero.

It turns out if you have the nuclear launch codes, you can activate a warhead whose radiation will peel the banana.

As well as everything else in a 2000km radius of ground zero.

it turns out Thanks for the tip! I'll make sure to put this in the "you've been peeling oranges wrong this whole time" thread.

it turns out but, you've been peeling oranges right this whole time

it turns out you've been using the wrench wrong this whole time

It turns out you trade your bananas to the monkeys so they build a bridge and leave you a stick.

it turns out that THIS is what the mayonnaise was for, all along

It turns out peeled and unpeeled are synonyms; what you really want to do is depeel it.

It turns out that bananas dress their wounds so if you need to get to that hearty flesh you just need to rip that bandaid right off.

it turns out if you give enough monkeys bananas they will eventually produce Shakespeare

It turns out that yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today.

it turns out Han peeled first

it turns out peeled bananas are the best thing since sliced bread

It turns out that bananas are actually a metaphor for the Composer and you've been peeling god the entire time

it turns out that banana is made of wax, idio t

it turns out you're supposed to waffle stomp it down the drain

it turns out you gotta hatch the banana

It turns out our banana is in another castle.