Post making contest 6.0

dog dog

dog god

dog

Dog is God. God is Dog.

dog star, rats god

ʷᵉᶦʳᵈ ᵈᵒᵍ

4

I'm beginning to see the symbolism in 4 = Death now.

Chwoka, Chwonka, cohka, cowhak, chahahaoaha, chakowka

dog cat

Passes no rules!

dog dog

Passes the same half of rule 1 as everything else, and also rule 5.

dog god

"Passes the same half of rule 1 as everything else, and also rule 5."--Me, like two seconds ago

dog

Passes rule 3

Dog is God. God is Dog.

Passes no rules!

dog star, rats god

If I hadn't made rule 1 ostensibly easier, this would have passed it. As it stands, it only passes the same half of 1 as everything else has so far.

ʷᵉᶦʳᵈ ᵈᵒᵍ

Who likes passing the same half of 1? Because that's all this has.

4

Passes no rules!

I'm beginning to see the symbolism in 4 = Death now.

Passes no rules!

Chwoka, Chwonka, cohka, cowhak, chahahaoaha, chakowka

Passes no rules!

1543 weird dogs

Kaynato, I know what meromorphic and holomorphic mean, I just don't understand why they need to be words. (Responding here because I can't get on to discord right now)

dogstar,ratsgod

Oh, eh, I guess it's because of Greek. Holo: Entire, Mero: Partial.

It was that era, and Greek was in style.

,,,,,

names, names, names

This is update #265.

• Day 17: I put potatoes back on the menu in an attempt at raking in cash. Got a 59x combo perfect day. Hell yes.
  
• Day 18: Purchased the fried chicken, immediately upgraded it because yeah. I got my salad orders confused near the end of lunchtime and ended up giving someone cheese that they didn't want... but all the chicken turned out fine!
  
• Day 19: Crazy Dave bets that I can't make it through the day without any "bad orders". Welp, guess I'm serving corndogs today... and upgrading the toilet...
  
• THE NEW TOILET MAKES A DIFFERENT NOISE THIS IS EXTREMELY DISCONCERTING
  
• but I got a x63 combo perfect day anyway
  
• oh my goodness the music the curtains the confetti
  
• I just got my first star that's what all this fuss is about
  
• I HAVE WALLS NOW
  
• CRAZY DAVE I AM NOT CONVINCED YOU PAID OUT
  
• Day 20: oh dear 62% baseline buzz let's get those ice creams out
  
• welp I only fucked up one of those 72 orders when I hit the 1 key again instead of Q for ice cubes (same finger, dammit)
  
• (also the I -> Q remapping is the only one I have allowed myself so far because come on ice cube is so much funnier slash convenient)
  
• okay it looks like most of the things I need to do to earn my second star are pretty straightforward it is mostly just going to be a waiting game again that's fine by me
  
• Day 21: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
  
• I am not used to having to reach to the 5 key and because I put fried chicken back on the menu in order to maximise profits a cavalcade formed during lunchtime and I done goofed
  
• and then I also goofed during the 81% buzz at dinner time when I overshot the cup size urgh
  
• Day 22: I really should have upgraded the salad by now but there's never been a good time. Now would be a particularly atrocious moment to choose.
  
• SO I WENT AHEAD AND DID IT ANYWAY
  
• x76 COMBO PERFECT DAY SO WORTH IT
  
• Day 23: ooooooh looks like I'm investing in a takeaway service
  
• aw man another catering event has opened up and I don't have the stuff for this one either
  
• ...I could just, like, you know, buy some fries...
  
• Crazy Dave wants to make a bet about soup. I do not soup.
  
• that panicked yelp when I overshot the cup size though
  
• Day 24: Safety inspection on a rainy day? This sounds like a job for... ice cream!
  
• ...and, uh, upgraded rat catching...
  
• the ingredients keys pressed for the non-trivial thousand island salad spell BOG and this is both incredibly useful and funny
  
• x60 COMBO PERFECT DAY
  
• Day 25: oh boy a new cate- nope I don't have beer
  
• Ah, fuck it, I need to get a new bit of a equipment as part of the two star requirements - let's get burgers on the menu!
  
• (and an instant upgrade why not)
  
• hmph I never screw up the new thing it's always the slowdown causing fluster and mistakes with the soda machine
  
• I refuse to not serve drinks? That just seems wrong? Mind you, if I need beer for catering...
  

End of message.

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x63 combo!

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need,
(and I)
Don't care about the presents
(IIIIIIIIIIIII)
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
(AHHHH)
Santa Claus won't make me happy
((AAAA)) (A)
With a toy on Christmas day

qwerqwerqwer

reyrey

I(caliber)

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Ktoe

1 kumu

$/s

{more to come???}

Guess what, there's a Swamped update tonight, I bet nobody saw that coming.

https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...#pid163508

qwerqwerqwer is absolutely how i chose this username.

qwerx3 having the easy to pronounce "quirks" is just a byproduct.

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