a haiku

fuck fuck shit fuck fuck
goddamn fuck fuck fuck fuck darn
i 'm so so tired

I once was up late on the Eagle-Time
When I saw a post by a friend o' mine
In a flurry of slurs
They let it be heard
That they were filled with thoughts of sleepy-times

This is a haiku.
Bob's post was not a haiku.
Do not confuse them.

Hey, wait a minute!
Don't haikus need to have a
season reference?

Exhausted from hard work
Despondent from searching
Sweating from the Hellish flames of Spring
I come to the chaos toilet on the wings of a hawk
I post my shit and throw it

Need to hide a corpse?
Grind them, and put them in a
Refrigerator.

i am still tired but
i got ten hou-rs of sleep
it was pretty great

That is ve-ry good
Sleep is a wonderful thing
Oh man am I tired

Roses are red Vi-
Lets are blue. You can't deny
This is a haiku

z z z z z
z z z z z z z
im sleeping again

I am wide awake!
This is not a great time though.
Oh shit, a haiku!

I lost a thumb
Hopefully this is fine
Not too sure though

A haiku needs five
and then seven syllables
and another five.

Thanks for the help dude
I still can't use my lost nub
But I can count words

Hey, no problem Bob.
By the way, did you know that
Your shoes are untied?

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Do do do dodo
do do, do do, DO DO DO:
Do do doodoodoo.

wow:
the derivative
of e to the power
of x is itself
-a52, november 2016

A dozen, a grass, and a boar,
plus tau times e to the four
divided by five,
plus another five,
is nine cube'd and maybe some more

it's hot in this home
i am tired in this home, fuck
i turn on the fan

i am fuck hungry
i am hungry as staved horse
i will eat later

it's just easier
to go to sleep and eat in
the morning instead

and theres nothing to
eat anyway so fuck it
goodnight everything

i am at school now
i am at my school right now
i am at school, wow

addendum: e to
the i to the e i pi
close to one. scary