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Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
07-21-2016, 12:07 AM
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The year is 1917. War rages over Duckope, the largest war in history. Millions have already died, and millions more have yet to lay down their lives.
A lone private stands in the battlefield. The rest of his squad was destroyed in a bomb blast. Now he stands alone, unsure of what he should do next. Unbeknownst to him, he is about to become the greatest war hero of all time.
In fact, I'm betting you know his name already.
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RE: Private [UNKNOWN]'s Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
07-21-2016, 12:22 AM
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07-21-2016, 02:26 AM
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RE: Private [UNKNOWN]'s Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
07-21-2016, 02:28 AM
Hey, hey, it even says it - "War rages over Duckope." The main character is Duckope.
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07-22-2016, 09:04 PM
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07-26-2016, 02:08 AM
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
08-02-2016, 04:19 AM
![[Image: 2.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/tmqaoym0sbqxj60/2.png)
That's right!
It's DRAKE BUFFLEHEAD!
![[Image: 3.png]](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/9af3scgr3c5uy9i/3.png)
Oh bother! It looks like our hero is in a spot of trouble! What shall he do to escape this predicament?
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
08-02-2016, 04:24 AM
Fly. He's got wings, doesn't he?
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
08-02-2016, 04:24 AM
Invert the time axis along the entropic front.
Alternatively, just enter the trench. That's what they're for.
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
08-02-2016, 04:25 AM
duck!
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
08-02-2016, 04:27 AM
> Fire a grenadine out the jacuzzi or whatever it's called.
i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore
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08-02-2016, 04:32 AM
become the greatest war hero of all time
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08-02-2016, 05:11 AM
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
08-09-2016, 07:17 PM
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGNGNGNGGGHGGHGHGHGGNGNGHGH!!!!!!!!
It doesn't seem to be having much of an effect! It appears our hero has yet to undergo the required training "How to Remain Attached to a Gatling Gun"
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Supreme General McRun'n'Shoot arrives at the scene in a hurry! It seems that he has a special mission that only DRAKE BUFFLEHEAD, FUTURE GREATEST WAR HERO OF ALL TIME could complete! But what could it possibly be?
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
08-09-2016, 09:40 PM
> Go and get hoagies for everyone in the company.
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
08-11-2016, 02:36 AM
> Infiltrate enemy lines and steal their breadcrumb rations. Then discover their breadcrumb supply line and cripple it.
i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
08-13-2016, 05:00 AM
become a mole. start digging
That fiend seems ferocious!
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
06-05-2017, 11:10 PM
>seconding breadcrumb infiltration
Look at this beautiful
lamp egg:
![[Image: B2skh0Y.png]](https://i.imgur.com/B2skh0Y.png)
Some fear for what it will hatch into. But not me. I'm not
silly!
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
06-06-2017, 01:00 AM
> Engage in some fowl play.
Does really cute mice people, vibrant characters/backgrounds and the most adorable art style you've ever seen interest you? Read
Great Haven.
Have you ever wanted to save a bunch of kids from dying horribly in a nightmare dreamscape? Read
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
06-07-2017, 06:29 AM
go bury all your dead friends, lol