Post making contest 2.0

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Post making contest 2.0
RE: Post making contest
This is update #54.

"RIP In Peace" - Laser
"I'm not dead yet!" - me
"No, Rest In Bed" - Ix

End of message.
RE: Post making contest
Destroy this thread. It is a disaster.
RE: Post making contest
This is update #55.

I have not even listened to this back yet.

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RE: Post making contest
(05-24-2016, 01:07 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »This is update #71.

We tried not caring about passing rules, we tried caring about rules. Neither proved particularly effective. We need a new strategy.

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(05-24-2016, 01:08 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »This is update #i don't know any more

Lets actually try?

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(05-24-2016, 01:11 AM)Robust Laser Wrote: »[Image: 9q06xDL.png]

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(05-24-2016, 01:11 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »This is update #73.

I'm having a really good backrub right now.

End of massage.

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(05-24-2016, 01:15 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #47.

I've just got done training this horse to perform complex manoeuvres in response to my signals.

End of dressage.

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(05-24-2016, 01:16 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #48.

Huh. It turns out this corridor is a dead-end!

End of passage.

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(05-24-2016, 01:18 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #49.

It looks like I've used up all the herbs I was growing on the back porch. Never mind!

End of my sage.

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(05-24-2016, 01:20 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »This is my last update.

I'm not doing this any more.

End of homage.

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(05-24-2016, 01:21 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »I AM SO DONBE JSEUS CHRIST

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(05-24-2016, 01:21 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Beginning of downdate.

This is downdate #1.

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(05-24-2016, 01:27 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #50.

Ix wants Laser to explain to them how to find pictures of cats on the internet.

End of message.

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(05-24-2016, 01:28 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »[Image: find-a-cat.png] this might help me find a cat????

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(05-24-2016, 01:29 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #51.

"I searched 'cats?' on Google and found that." - Ix

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(05-24-2016, 01:30 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #52.

"All the cats are gone off the internet. This sounds like the premise for a bad indie game." - Laser

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(05-24-2016, 01:31 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »a cat?

[Image: longcat-is-long.jpeg]

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(05-24-2016, 01:32 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Beginning of downdate.

This is downdate #2.

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(05-24-2016, 01:33 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #53.

"It's so weird hearing my voice and then... my voice?

...

...help?" - me

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(05-24-2016, 01:34 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
This is rightdate #1.

I'm sorry.

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(05-24-2016, 01:34 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Beginning of downdate.

Sruixan goes to bed.

This is downdate #3.

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RE: Post making contest
Okay let me give you the Discord experience right now. Sruix announces intention to sleep. Then someone else says something that has at least a passing resemblance to comedy. Then you hear sruix say "This is update #whatever" and everyone sighs a great sigh as the process begins anew.
RE: Post making contest
(05-24-2016, 01:38 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #54.

"RIP In Peace" - Laser
"I'm not dead yet!" - me
"No, Rest In Bed" - Ix

End of message.

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(05-24-2016, 01:38 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Destroy this thread. It is a disaster.

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(05-24-2016, 01:39 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #55.

I have not even listened to this back yet.

End of message

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(05-24-2016, 01:40 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Okay let me give you the Discord experience right now. Sruix announces intention to sleep. Then someone else says something that has at least a passing resemblance to comedy. Then you hear sruix say "This is update #whatever" and everyone sighs a great sigh as the process begins anew.

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RE: Post making contest
This is update #56.

I sound drunk. I don't actually know what I sound like drunk, but I presume I sound like that.

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RE: Post making contest
Justifydate #1

Well now, hasn't this been a surprise. A contest gone to shit almost immediately after the previous contest went to shit. And given what I've been hearing in here about Sruix's next attempt, that's going to end up going even worse than this. I cannot wait for that. Woo hoo. Also, let's just make this a little longer. Justify doesn't work as well for shorter messages than for longer messages. Simply because you can't see it. So just keep blathering on and on, simply to get enough for the justification to be made visible. I think that's long enough. Time to return to hoping to get some smattering of rules. Yeah right, like that's going to happen. This is going to fail everything, I just know it.

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RE: Post making contest
This is update #57.

"WHAT ARE WE DOING WRONG! We've posted so many things!" - Ix

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RE: Post making contest
(05-24-2016, 01:41 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #56.

I sound drunk. I don't actually know what I sound like drunk, but I presume I sound like that.

End of message.

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(05-24-2016, 01:42 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »
Justifydate #1

Well now, hasn't this been a surprise. A contest gone to shit almost immediately after the previous contest went to shit. And given what I've been hearing in here about Sruix's next attempt, that's going to end up going even worse than this. I cannot wait for that. Woo hoo. Also, let's just make this a little longer. Justify doesn't work as well for shorter messages than for longer messages. Simply because you can't see it. So just keep blathering on and on, simply to get enough for the justification to be made visible. I think that's long enough. Time to return to hoping to get some smattering of rules. Yeah right, like that's going to happen. This is going to fail everything, I just know it.

End of message.

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(05-24-2016, 01:42 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #57.

"WHAT ARE WE DOING WRONG! We've posted so many things!" - Ix

End of message.

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RE: Post making contest
This is update #58.

Kíeros I just read that aloud to the Discord chat and the overwhelming response was "just go to sleep Sruix".

So fuck it I guess I better do that.

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RE: Post making contest
This is update #59.

[2:47 AM] Ixcaliber: sruicx go to slepep
[2:48 AM] Ixcaliber: sruix go to sleep
[2:48 AM] Ixcaliber: sruix go to the sleep
[2:48 AM] Sruixan: who is this "sruicx" of whom you speak?
[2:48 AM] Kaynato: SRUIX GOES TO SLEEP: THE NOVEL
[2:48 AM] Ixcaliber: go to sleep sruix
[2:48 AM] Kaynato: ONE DAY THERE WAS SRUIX.
[2:48 AM] Kaynato: BYE SRUIX
[2:48 AM] RobustLaser: surixian goodnight
[2:48 AM] Kaynato: GOOD NIGHT
[2:48 AM] Ixcaliber: goodnight sruix~
[2:48 AM] Sruixan: OKAY FINE I HIT THE FUCKING DISCONNET
[2:48 AM] Sruixan: *DISCONNECT
[2:48 AM] Ixcaliber: i miss you already
[2:48 AM] Sruixan: DON'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD
[2:48 AM] Sruixan: please
[2:49 AM] Ixcaliber: go to sleep
[2:49 AM] Sruixan: what is this emotion i am currently feeling
[2:49 AM] Sruixan: Ix tell me what are you making me feel
[2:49 AM] Sruixan: is it guilt
[2:49 AM] Ixcaliber: sruix it's tiredness
[2:49 AM] Sruixan: oh yeah
[2:49 AM] Ixcaliber: tiredness is this emotion
[2:49 AM] Ixcaliber: goodnight sruix
[2:49 AM] RobustLaser: tiredness is all emotions
[2:49 AM] RobustLaser: tbh
[2:49 AM] Ixcaliber: i mean to a greater or lesser extent yes

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RE: Post making contest
sruix please go to sleep i am concerned
RE: Post making contest
sruix i can see you're online
RE: Post making contest
(05-24-2016, 01:45 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #58.

Kíeros I just read that aloud to the Discord chat and the overwhelming response was "just go to sleep Sruix".

So fuck it I guess I better do that.

End of message.

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(05-24-2016, 01:50 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #59.

[2:47 AM] Ixcaliber: sruicx go to slepep
[2:48 AM] Ixcaliber: sruix go to sleep
[2:48 AM] Ixcaliber: sruix go to the sleep
[2:48 AM] Sruixan: who is this "sruicx" of whom you speak?
[2:48 AM] Kaynato: SRUIX GOES TO SLEEP: THE NOVEL
[2:48 AM] Ixcaliber: go to sleep sruix
[2:48 AM] Kaynato: ONE DAY THERE WAS SRUIX.
[2:48 AM] Kaynato: BYE SRUIX
[2:48 AM] RobustLaser: surixian goodnight
[2:48 AM] Kaynato: GOOD NIGHT
[2:48 AM] Ixcaliber: goodnight sruix~
[2:48 AM] Sruixan: OKAY FINE I HIT THE FUCKING DISCONNET
[2:48 AM] Sruixan: *DISCONNECT
[2:48 AM] Ixcaliber: i miss you already
[2:48 AM] Sruixan: DON'T MAKE ME FEEL BAD
[2:48 AM] Sruixan: please
[2:49 AM] Ixcaliber: go to sleep
[2:49 AM] Sruixan: what is this emotion i am currently feeling
[2:49 AM] Sruixan: Ix tell me what are you making me feel
[2:49 AM] Sruixan: is it guilt
[2:49 AM] Ixcaliber: sruix it's tiredness
[2:49 AM] Sruixan: oh yeah
[2:49 AM] Ixcaliber: tiredness is this emotion
[2:49 AM] Ixcaliber: goodnight sruix
[2:49 AM] RobustLaser: tiredness is all emotions
[2:49 AM] RobustLaser: tbh
[2:49 AM] Ixcaliber: i mean to a greater or lesser extent yes

End of message.

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(05-24-2016, 01:53 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »sruix please go to sleep i am concerned

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(05-24-2016, 01:57 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »sruix i can see you're online

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RE: Too Much Posting Contest
Okay, I think I've had enough post judging for now, it's taking a kind of ridiculous amount of time. Especially since we're not really getting anywhere with it right now.

So this is it for tonight. In the morning, I'll resume judgements and also give a hint which may or may not be helpful.

If you feel a need to post tonight even though it won't be judged for like 12 hours, go ahead. I'm just letting you all know what's going on.
RE: Post making contest
hiii
wow akumu ruleset pretty neat
so now were doing fogel rules now
has the past 10 pages all been fogel
cause right after akumu ended fogel was like "this should be quick"
RE: Post making contest
This was a good use of my time.
RE: Post making contest
This is update #60.

I may have some regrets.

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RE: Post making contest
RE: Post making contest
This is update #61.

Thank you kindly, Dini, I did not know I needed that.

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RE: Post making contest
i have absolutely no regrets

(from last night/this morning anyway)
RE: Post making contest
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RE: Post making contest
(05-23-2016, 09:24 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »
(05-23-2016, 09:16 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »I'M NOT A MATHS I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS
The first post (counting from the beginning of the thread) would have to follow rule 1 of set 2 (R1S2), R2S3, R3S4, R4S5, and R5S6. The second post had to follow R1S3, R2S5, R3S7, R4S9, R5S11. Going forward, the fifth post had to follow R1S6, R2S11, R2S16, R4S21, and R5S26 26-23=3 so R5S3.

And then to be annoying, the 24th post should have been the same as the first, but Akumu screwed things up so it follows R2S4 instead of R2S3. And then kept adding one every 23 posts to that.

So then the 530th should have been the same as the first, so Akumu screwed it up to need R3S5, and kept adding one to that every 529 posts.

Technically, it went on further, but there wasn't 12167 posts so we didn't have to deal with that.

This post passes rules 1, 3 and 5.

(05-23-2016, 10:48 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Welcome to the post making contest. there are five secret rules to the post making contest, the winner is whoever is the first to make a post that follows all five of the rules. if someone makes five rule breaking posts they don't get to be in the post making contest anymore. "Them's the breaks" I'm afraid.

And oh yeah the winner gets a special prize...

EDIT: wow lots of people have been running games like this in my thread. here are the rules people have used!!

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(05-24-2016, 02:10 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Okay, I think I've had enough post judging for now, it's taking a kind of ridiculous amount of time. Especially since we're not really getting anywhere with it right now.

So this is it for tonight. In the morning, I'll resume judgements and also give a hint which may or may not be helpful.

If you feel a need to post tonight even though it won't be judged for like 12 hours, go ahead. I'm just letting you all know what's going on.

In addition to the promised hint, I'll judge this post. It passes rules 4 and 5.

(05-24-2016, 04:26 AM)Crowstone Wrote: »hiii
wow akumu ruleset pretty neat
so now were doing fogel rules now
has the past 10 pages all been fogel
cause right after akumu ended fogel was like "this should be quick"

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

(05-24-2016, 06:33 AM)Wheat Wrote: »
(05-23-2016, 11:57 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #34.

"Sruixcaliber?" - me
"I can absolutely guarantee that that is our ship name." - Ix

End of message.
it's what you fly in to get to the space consortium.

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(05-24-2016, 11:12 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »This was a good use of my time.

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(05-24-2016, 12:01 PM)Mirdini Wrote: »

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(05-24-2016, 12:06 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #61.

Thank you kindly, Dini, I did not know I needed that.

End of message.

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(05-24-2016, 12:29 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »i have absolutely no regrets

(from last night/this morning anyway)

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(05-24-2016, 12:31 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »This post passes all rules.

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(05-24-2016, 01:44 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(05-23-2016, 09:24 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »
(05-23-2016, 09:16 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »I'M NOT A MATHS I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS
The first post (counting from the beginning of the thread) would have to follow rule 1 of set 2 (R1S2), R2S3, R3S4, R4S5, and R5S6. The second post had to follow R1S3, R2S5, R3S7, R4S9, R5S11. Going forward, the fifth post had to follow R1S6, R2S11, R2S16, R4S21, and R5S26 26-23=3 so R5S3.

And then to be annoying, the 24th post should have been the same as the first, but Akumu screwed things up so it follows R2S4 instead of R2S3. And then kept adding one every 23 posts to that.

So then the 530th should have been the same as the first, so Akumu screwed it up to need R3S5, and kept adding one to that every 529 posts.

Technically, it went on further, but there wasn't 12167 posts so we didn't have to deal with that.

This post passes rules 1, 3 and 5.

(05-23-2016, 10:48 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Welcome to the post making contest. there are five secret rules to the post making contest, the winner is whoever is the first to make a post that follows all five of the rules. if someone makes five rule breaking posts they don't get to be in the post making contest anymore. "Them's the breaks" I'm afraid.

And oh yeah the winner gets a special prize...

EDIT: wow lots of people have been running games like this in my thread. here are the rules people have used!!

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(04-30-2016, 09:28 PM)Crowstone Wrote: »my rules
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