Post making contest 2.0

Have we considered that Fogel just might be inciting us to keep on posting for no good reason?

And if that's the case, does anyone care?

This question is very difficult to answer.

In either case, please come to the Number Choosing contest...

This is update #68

Wait for it.

End of message.

This is update #69.

Especially dedicated to Robust Laser.

End of message.

Well, I'm stumped.

I mean, I had an idea for a few of them, but nothing panned out.

At least there's only one set of rules, right?

This post passes no rules.

This is update #42.

"You can't count! Your last update was update number i - that isn't even a real number." - me

End of message.

This post passes no rules.

This is update #i don't know any more

Lets actually try?

End of message.

This post passes no rules.

This is update #50.

We managed to pass a rule I guesss.... I guesss maybe we should try to actually pass these rules???

End of message.

This post passes no rules.

I guesssss mwaybe we hduld try something diffetrent?

This is update #53.

To clarify this is a revolution. We're running the thread now. We'll let you know if your posts pass our three public rules.

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This is update #36.

To clarify - these objectives have been chosen to replace the original objective of this thread, "make a post that passes all the rules", because I mean come on seriously? You really expect us to do that? Wow...

End of message.

This post passes no rules.

This is update #43.

And now we just have to wait for ~30 more updates before we actually reach that update number...

End of message.

Have we considered that Fogel just might be inciting us to keep on posting for no good reason?

And if that's the case, does anyone care?

This question is very difficult to answer.

In either case, please come to the Number Choosing contest...

This post passes no rules.

This is update #68

Wait for it.

End of message.

This post passes no rules.

This is update #69.

Especially dedicated to Robust Laser.

End of message.

This post passes no rules.

This is update #43.

And now we just have to wait for ~30 more updates before we actually reach that update number...

End of message.

This post passes no rules.

This is update #71.

We tried not caring about passing rules, we tried caring about rules. Neither proved particularly effective. We need a new strategy.

End of message.

This is update #i don't know any more

Lets actually try?

End of message.

This is update #73.

I'm having a really good backrub right now.

End of massage.

This is update #47.

I've just got done training this horse to perform complex manoeuvres in response to my signals.

End of dressage.

This is update #48.

Huh. It turns out this corridor is a dead-end!

End of passage.

This is update #49.

It looks like I've used up all the herbs I was growing on the back porch. Never mind!

End of my sage.

This is my last update.

I'm not doing this any more.

End of homage.

I AM SO DONBE JSEUS CHRIST

Beginning of downdate.

This is downdate #1.

This is update #50.

Ix wants Laser to explain to them how to find pictures of cats on the internet.

End of message.

this might help me find a cat????

This is update #51.

"I searched 'cats?' on Google and found that." - Ix

End of message.

This is update #52.

"All the cats are gone off the internet. This sounds like the premise for a bad indie game." - Laser

End of message.

a cat?

Beginning of downdate.

This is downdate #2.

This is update #53.

"It's so weird hearing my voice and then... my voice?

...

...help?" - me

End of message.

This is rightdate #1.

I'm sorry.

End of message.

Beginning of downdate.

Sruixan goes to bed.

This is downdate #3.