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Boast Making Contest
Reyweld
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 02:07 AM
Wait, no formatting? Hmm...

I think I have the most enviable hair.
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Dragon Fogel
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 02:07 AM
I'm the best because I'm making a boast that passes all the rules.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious |  It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
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05-23-2016, 02:07 AM
Scahzer possesses hair that is the envy of many, and also significantly sized bird wings.
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Schazer
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 02:11 AM
(05-23-2016, 02:07 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Wait, no formatting? Hmm...

I think I have the most enviable hair.

This boast passes rule 1!

(05-23-2016, 02:07 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I'm the best because I'm making a boast that passes all the rules.

This boast passes rule 1 and 5!

(05-23-2016, 02:07 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »Scahzer possesses hair that is the envy of many, and also significantly sized bird wings.

This boast passes rule 5!
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 02:12 AM
(05-23-2016, 02:10 AM)Wheat Wrote: »Sometimes i'm so wise and diligent at my craft that owl'l bee able to make puns relating to birds AND bugs!!!!!

This boast passes rules 3 and 5!
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death  | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 02:30 AM
I am the best 1! 3 EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! 5. HAHAHA!HappymelonHappymelonHappymelon
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 02:31 AM
(05-22-2016, 02:15 PM)Gatr Wrote: »I'm a BUFF gatr.

You missed this one.

I am really good at being invisible, I guess.
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05-23-2016, 02:31 AM
I tell the most well-liked lies. In fact, I got a trophy for them.
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 02:34 AM (This post was last modified: 05-23-2016, 02:35 AM by Gatr.)
I am so great, there is no one greatr

Than the awesome, buffest, jimmyest, Gatr.

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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 02:37 AM
I will be the first to make a boast that passes rule 2!
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05-23-2016, 02:38 AM
I'm not the best!
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 02:56 AM
(05-23-2016, 02:30 AM)btp Wrote: »I am the best 1! 3 EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! 5. HAHAHA!HappymelonHappymelonHappymelon

This boast passes rules 1, 3, and 5!

(05-23-2016, 02:31 AM)Gatr Wrote: »
(05-22-2016, 02:15 PM)Gatr Wrote: »I'm a BUFF gatr.

You missed this one.

I am really good at being invisible, I guess.

This boast passes rule 5!

(05-23-2016, 02:31 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I tell the most well-liked lies. In fact, I got a trophy for them.

This boast passes rules 1 and 5!

(05-23-2016, 02:34 AM)Gatr Wrote: »I am so great, there is no one greatr

Than the awesome, buffest, jimmyest, Gatr.

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I think it's a full three syllables, but this boast passes rules 1 and 4!

(05-23-2016, 02:37 AM)CrimsonMage Wrote: »I will be the first to make a boast that passes rule 2!

This boast passes rule 5!

(05-23-2016, 02:38 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »I'm not the best!

This boast passes rule 1!
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death  | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 03:00 AM
I am the best!!! When? CAN'T TAKE A REST.
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05-23-2016, 03:02 AM
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 03:10 AM
This is not a boast.
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 11:20 AM
I'm obviously very cute because the glorious Schazer has chosen to date me.
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 11:39 AM
(05-23-2016, 03:00 AM)btp Wrote: »I am the best!!! When? CAN'T TAKE A REST.

This boast passes Rules 1, 3, 4, and 5!


This boast passes rule 5!

(05-23-2016, 03:10 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »This is not a boast.

This non-boast passes none of the rules! Keep up the great work!!!!

(05-23-2016, 11:20 AM)Plaid Wrote: »I'm obviously very cute because the glorious Schazer has chosen to date me.

This boast passes Rule 5!
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death  | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 11:50 AM
When I was a young child, my fingernails were pink and weak; now, they are silver and double-plus strong! WHAT A COOL AND INTERESTING IMPROVEMENT!!!
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05-23-2016, 01:10 PM
I'm given to understand that people have been claiming to have hair superior to mine. I cannot possibly let this slide.

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Look on my locks, ye Mighty, and despair!
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05-23-2016, 01:16 PM
oh its on
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05-23-2016, 01:28 PM
I'm so tough

I have dandruff
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05-23-2016, 01:32 PM
Many people are worse than me.
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 02:04 PM
bum, bum du dum!
ba-ba-ba bum da dum
du-du-du du du-du
du-du-du du du-du
du-du-du ba dum.
I love my job | I hate my job | War is hell | My job is war
The noises, they never stop

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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 03:06 PM
I am the best!!! When!? LITERALLY LIKE A GOD, CAN'T TAKE A REST.
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RE: Boast Making Contest
05-23-2016, 03:33 PM
I EXIST! MY FACE IS LION-LIKE IN ITS SEXINESS!!! I AM VERY ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT BEING GOOD AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO WITH A SMILE LIKE A SEXY GOD OF AWESOME! I DO LOADSA COOL THINGS, SO MANY COOL THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN COUNT THEM OF COURSE I CAN COUNT THEM BECAUSE NOT ONLY AM I SUPER SMART AND ABLE I AM ALSO A MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS! ME! ME! I WILL STOMP ON ANYBODY THAT DARES TO CHALLENGE MY TITLE AS I HAVE STOMPED ON PEOPLE BEFORE AND STOMPED ON PEOPLE ON MY WAY TO CHALLENGE THEM FOR THEIR TITLES! I AM SIMPLY SUPREME, LIKE KRISPY KREME! I HAVE THE FIRE AND I HAVE THE FORCE! AND I HAVE THE FURY OF MY OWN MOMENTUM! MY EXISTENCE TRANSCENDS TIME, I AM IN THE PAST, PRESENT AND FUTURE SIMULTANEOUSLY!!! I AM SO REAL THAT ALL OF YOU ARE SO UNREAL TO ME THAT MY OWN DREAMS ARE YOUR REALITY! SERIOUSLY NOBODY CAN REALLY CONTEST WITH ME SINCE I AM ON A HIGHER PLANE OF REALITY FROM EVERYONE ELSE I AM JUST SO AHEAD OF THE CURVE THAT I AM AHEAD OF MYSELF AND MYSELF'S SELF!

I AM LITERALLY SO GREAT THAT I WAS THE FIRST TO PASS RULE 2 BEFORE CRIMSON MAGE DID! I AM THE SUPERIOR RAINBOW WIZARD! EAT MY SHORTS! THOUGH MOST OF MY PALS AND PEERS ARE PRETTY COOL FOLKS! PROBABLY SLIGHTLY HIGHER THAN ME BUT THEY AIN'T GOT NUTHIN' ON ME!
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Okay I think I'm done here. I am kinda proud of myself for literally being the first to pass rule 2 though, no lie.
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