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Post making contest 2.0
RE: Post making contest
FLOWING THROUGH ME SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS
RE: Post making contest
HERE ARE THE RULES:
BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS!
WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS
FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS
GONNA SWIM IN POOLS
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS.
FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES
I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES?
ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS
ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES
TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS
WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS
WATCHING COWBOY DUELS
POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS
SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.
RE: Post making contest
(05-21-2016, 07:12 PM)Akumu Wrote: »wait what the fuck
you can pass rule four without any caps??????

Caught me, I made that mistake. It's been corrected.

But also you are not wrong.

Passes 1.

(05-21-2016, 07:13 PM)Akumu Wrote: »FLOWING THROUGH ME SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS

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RE: Post making contest

HERE ARE THE RULES:
BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS!
WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS
FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS
GONNA SWIM IN POOLS
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS.
FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES
I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES?
ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS
ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES
TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS
WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS
WATCHING COWBOY DUELS
POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS
SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.
RE: Post making contest
(05-21-2016, 07:17 PM)Akumu Wrote: »
HERE ARE THE RULES:
BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS!
WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS
FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS
GONNA SWIM IN POOLS
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS.
FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES
I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES?
ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS
ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES
TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS
WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS
WATCHING COWBOY DUELS
POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS
SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.
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RE: Post making contest
HERE ARE THE RULES?
BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS!
WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS.
FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS.
GONNA SWIM IN POOLS.
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS.
FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES.
I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES.
ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS.
ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES.
TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS.
WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS.
WATCHING COWBOY DUELS.
POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS.
SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.
RE: Post making contest
(05-21-2016, 07:19 PM)Akumu Wrote: »
(05-21-2016, 07:17 PM)Akumu Wrote: »HERE ARE THE RULES?
BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS!
WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS.
FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS.
GONNA SWIM IN POOLS.
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS.
FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES.
I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES.
ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS.
ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES.
TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS.
WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS.
WATCHING COWBOY DUELS.
POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS.
SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

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RE: Post making contest
HERE ARE THE RULES? BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS! WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS. FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS. GONNA SWIM IN POOLS. AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS. FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES. I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES. ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS. ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES. TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS. WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS. WATCHING COWBOY DUELS. POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS. SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.
RE: Post making contest
(05-21-2016, 07:24 PM)Akumu Wrote: »
HERE ARE THE RULES? BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS! WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS. FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS. GONNA SWIM IN POOLS. AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS. FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES. I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES. ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS. ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES. TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS. WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS. WATCHING COWBOY DUELS. POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS. SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

Close! But no cigar.

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RE: Post making contest
Quote:
HERE ARE THE RULES? BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS! WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS. FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS. GONNA SWIM IN POOLS. AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS. FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES. I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES. ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS. ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES. TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS. WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS. WATCHING COWBOY DUELS. POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS. SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.
RE: Post making contest
Quote:
GONNA SWIM IN POOLS? AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS! FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES. I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES. ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS.
RE: Post making contest
(05-21-2016, 07:29 PM)Akumu Wrote: »
Quote:
HERE ARE THE RULES? BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS! WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS. FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS. GONNA SWIM IN POOLS. AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS. FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES. I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES. ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS. ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES. TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS. WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS. WATCHING COWBOY DUELS. POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS. SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

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Rules:

Code:
Post making contest
    2016 05 20

    1: Post must include at least 3 words which are express positive emotion, or break rule 3.
        Of these words, one must be contained in a syntactically correct but semantically incorrect sentence.
            For example, "happy placid calm figments jump stoically"
            (in the most literal sense - weird idioms and metaphors still count, things that have at least 2 levels of semantic separation to work still count)
        One must be contained in a syntactically incorrect structure.
        The other must be contained in at least 3 layers of BBCode tags.
    2: Post must not include any negatory adjectives, modifiers, or particles such as 'not, -less, or non-'    
    3: Each two sentences / lines must end with the samely pronounced syllable.
        For example,
            Please tell me the time.
            I cannot see my wind chime.
            What is this rule?
            Don't make me look like a tool.
        Or
            Trees. Fees.
    4: Post must shout.
        Shouting can be accomplished through:
            Literally saying you are shouting
            A sentence or line in all caps
            At least consecutive five exclamation marks
            XXL text
    5: Post must include nature imagery in text, visual, or audio form, or break rule 1.
        Nature imagery consists of plants and animals, their sounds or appearances.
        Signatures don't count.
RE: Post making contest
okay so lets agree no 'must do this thing or break a different rule' in the future guys, okay?
RE: Post making contest
I agree, I did regret that
RE: Post making contest
Okay good thanks, I have some new rules now, please start trying to guess these rules. Unfortunately it will probably be about an hour before I can judge anything.
RE: Post making contest
736 is one of the numbers that you are looking for
RE: Post making contest
(05-21-2016, 07:20 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »
(05-21-2016, 07:19 PM)Akumu Wrote: »
(05-21-2016, 07:17 PM)Akumu Wrote: »HERE ARE THE RULES?
BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS!
WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS.
FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS.
GONNA SWIM IN POOLS.
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS.
FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES.
I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES.
ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS.
ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES.
TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS.
WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS.
WATCHING COWBOY DUELS.
POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS.
SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

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sometimes it bothers me we'll never know whow we were supposed to solve the scale puzzle in overtime
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Sometimes it bothers that nobody will ever solve the elevator puzzle in C101, but that's probably for the best.
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sruix if that puzzle still existed i would give it a damn good try you know this right?
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