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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-20-2016, 08:38 PM
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(05-20-2016, 07:16 PM)earthexe Wrote: »No rule but MOB RULE Passes rules 4 and 5. I think it fails both 1 and 2.
Passes rule 5.
(05-20-2016, 07:48 PM)a52 Wrote: »Are rules rules? Yes they are, and passes rules 1 and 5.
(05-20-2016, 07:53 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »1. It's my birthday so my posts are the only posts not allowed to win. Passes 1, 2, and 5.
OrangeAipom Wrote:2. I feed hints to Immaterial so he always wins the contest. Passes 1 and 5, and probably 2.
OrangeAipom Wrote:3. This rule is kind of ambiguous so I'm not always sure if something passes it. Passes 1 and 5, and probably 2 as well.
OrangeAipom Wrote:4. Maybe posts that fail this rule actually pass it due to negligence. Passes 1 and 5, and yep, probably 2.
OrangeAipom Wrote:5. I'm a man. Passes 1 and 5.
(05-20-2016, 08:24 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »73. Post must not make any sense. Passes 2, 3, and 5.
Dragon Fogel Wrote:985. Post must correctly identify at least one of the actual rules. Good luck, none of them have so far. Also passes 2, 3, and 5.
Dragon Fogel Wrote:0. Post must not exceed 60 kilometers per hour. Passes 3 and 5.
Dragon Fogel Wrote:8658. Post must respect a curfew of 7 PM local time. Passes 3 and 5.
Dragon Fogel Wrote:222222. Posts which may contain nuts must include a warning label indicating such. Passes 3 and 5, and probably 2.
A character on fire WOULDN'T say "I am cold."
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-20-2016, 08:54 PM
Wrong. The correct answer is "Not all rules are rules".
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-20-2016, 09:19 PM
490. I'm a post that doesn't make any sense.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-20-2016, 09:39 PM
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5/20. It's my birthday so my posts are the only posts not allowed to win.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-20-2016, 09:45 PM
Rules must be FDA-compliant.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-20-2016, 09:50 PM
(05-20-2016, 08:54 PM)a52 Wrote: »Wrong. The correct answer is "Not all rules are rules". Passes rule 5.
(05-20-2016, 09:19 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »490. I'm a post that doesn't make any sense. You're going to be kicking yourself. Passes rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.
(05-20-2016, 09:39 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »5/20. It's my birthday so my posts are the only posts not allowed to win. Passes rules 2 and 3. Preview Edit: Nothing changes with your edit.
(05-20-2016, 09:45 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Rules must be FDA-compliant. Passes rule 5. Pretty sure it passes rule 2, as well.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-20-2016, 09:52 PM
Q. fuck,
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-20-2016, 09:59 PM
490. I'm a post that doesn't make any sense.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-20-2016, 10:09 PM
69. All Pokemon must be buff.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-20-2016, 10:17 PM
(05-20-2016, 09:52 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »Q. fuck, Passes rules 3, 4, and 5. I'm also pretty sure it fails 1.
(05-20-2016, 09:59 PM)btp Wrote: »490. I'm a post that doesn't make any sense. Passes rules 2 and 3.
(05-20-2016, 10:09 PM)Gatr Wrote: »69. All Pokemon must be buff. Passes rules 2, 3, and 5.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-20-2016, 10:35 PM
4333333. No rules that are almost duplicates of other rules.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-20-2016, 11:34 PM
735B. Well, fuck, I'm a post that doesn't make any fucking sense at all,
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-20-2016, 11:48 PM
(05-20-2016, 10:35 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »4333333. No rules that are almost duplicates of other rules. Passes rules 3 and 5.
(05-20-2016, 11:34 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »735B. Well, fuck, I'm a post that doesn't make any fucking sense at all, Passes rules 2, 3, and 5.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-20-2016, 11:57 PM
(05-20-2016, 11:34 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »735B. Well, fuck, I'm a post that doesn't make any fucking sense at all,
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-21-2016, 12:53 AM
490Q. Fuck, I'm a post and I don't make any sense.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-21-2016, 12:54 AM
2385X. I'm a post.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-21-2016, 01:09 AM
69 again. I'm a BUFF Gatr.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-21-2016, 01:35 AM
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(05-20-2016, 11:57 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: » (05-20-2016, 11:34 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »735B. Well, fuck, I'm a post that doesn't make any fucking sense at all, Passes 2, 3, and 4.
(05-21-2016, 12:53 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »490Q. Fuck, I'm a post and I don't make any sense. Passes 2 and 3.
(05-21-2016, 12:54 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »2385X. I'm a post. Passes 3 and 5.
(05-21-2016, 01:09 AM)Gatr Wrote: »69 again. I'm a BUFF Gatr. Passes 1, 3, and 5. If we're being technical, it also probably passes rule 2, but for real, it fails it. No doubt about failing 4, though.
Edit: Whoops, misread that rule. Change that to it probably fails 2.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-21-2016, 02:09 AM
789. Post must have no fuckin' idea what the rules are.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-21-2016, 04:06 AM
1. Both the post above and below must follow all of the rules, except rule 1.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-21-2016, 07:01 AM
Whatever the winning rule is, needs to be enacted as an official NeoNewTrollSlum rule.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-21-2016, 02:57 PM
4096. Rules are for fools.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-21-2016, 03:50 PM
(05-21-2016, 02:09 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »789. Post must have no fuckin' idea what the rules are.
i'm bisexual
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-21-2016, 03:55 PM
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$99. Rules are illegal and will be subject to city zoning by-laws. The dollar amount is the fine for such a crime.
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RE: Rule Creating Contest
05-21-2016, 07:38 PM
(05-21-2016, 02:09 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »789. Post must have no fuckin' idea what the rules are. Really, which one(s) are troubling? They're all fairly simple. Also passes rules 2, 3, and 5.
(05-21-2016, 04:06 AM)CrimsonMage Wrote: »1. Both the post above and below must follow all of the rules, except rule 1. Passes 2 and 5. I think it passes 1 as well, but not entirely sure.
(05-21-2016, 07:01 AM)btp Wrote: »Whatever the winning rule is, needs to be enacted as an official NeoNewTrollSlum rule. Only passes rule 5. Not sure about 2, however. Also great idea.
(05-21-2016, 02:57 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »4096. Rules are for fools. Passes rules 2, 3, and 5. Might pass 1 as well.
(05-21-2016, 03:50 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: » (05-21-2016, 02:09 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »789. Post must have no fuckin' idea what the rules are.
i'm bisexual Passes rule 5. Maybe 2, but not sure.
(05-21-2016, 03:55 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »$99. Rules are illegal and will be subject to city zoning by-laws. The dollar amount is the fine for such a crime. Passes rule 2, 3, and 5. Maybe 1.
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