Squawked: A Hawkspace Nightmare

If I have an idea for a forum game that would run like an adventure but be silly like a hawkspace thread, where should it go?

Probably forum adventures, right?

Or hawkspace?

(But,,, maybe games?)

Is this thread the adventure?

Is this thread the adventure?

Maybe the real adventure is the threads we made along the way

So, yes. Yes it is.

>retrieve moderator from ivory tower

Is this thread the adventure?

Maybe the real adventure is the threads we made along the way

So, yes. Yes it is.

>retrieve moderator from ivory tower

You can't. Your luck isn't high enough and you don't know where that is. See:

Schazer, the level 1 ____:

Health: ?
Attack: ?
Ability Power: ?
Speed: ?
Luck: ?
Defence: ?
Traits: Leadership (3)

Oh, that wasn't very clear. Maybe you should state your class.

(consider this a demo??? three more party members to start??)

I'm a level 1 bioskald

> Level 1 diplomerchant

Rolled a dice, got Forum Games, the dice have spoken.

Rolled a dice, got Forum Games, the dice have spoken.

>Level 1 cosmogambler

i voted hawkspace largely at random

and i'm a level 1 distraction, you should really be focusing on the other level 1s

I accept cosmogambler as my class. I'm ready to take a gamble and lose.

Schazer, the level 1 Bioskald:

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Progress to next level: 0%
Health: 16
Attack: 3
Ability Power: 8
Speed: 6
Luck: 4
Defence: 1
Traits: Leadership (3), Root (1){2 uses}

Mirdini, the Level 1 Diplomerchant:

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Progress to next level: 0%
Health: 12
Attack: 4
Ability Power: 6
Speed: 9
Luck: 3
Defence: 2
Traits: Windfall (1){3 uses}

Gimeurcookie, the level 1 Cosmogambler:

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Progress to next level: 0%
Health: 14
Attack: 5
Ability Power: 3
Speed: 7
Luck: 8
Defence: 0
Traits: Critical Strike (1), Lucky Day (1){1 use}

Robust Laser, the level 1 Distraction

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Progress to next level: 0%
Health: 30
Attack: 5
Ability Power: 2
Speed: 3
Luck: 1
Defence: 5
Traits: Aggro Dance (1){3 uses}

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The four of you were chilling in a bar in Adventure of the Coolshit Territories, when a wave of darkness swept through the bar. All of the other customers eyes blackened, and they stopped moving. Spooked, the group moved to leave the bar, only to be blocked by the once friendly barkeeper, Dragon Fogel.

"Pure blood? Pure spirit? Resistance, it is. Die die die die die!"

Adversary:
Dragon Fogel the level 2 Bartender (25/25 health)

Schazer's leadership score of 3 allows for 3 allies to be in a fight at a time. This encounter won't be very hard, so now is a good time to learn what your abilities do. Anyone else who wants to be in the game, post your class in spoilers.

Let's see how much punch gets taken out of this jerk when I serve up some...


Root beer B)

I don't feel like dying today, sorry! Lets play a game of Critical Strikers.

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Level 1: Vanishmonger

I'll just...stay all glossy eyed over here in the darkness.

I'm just gonna do an Aggro Dance up on the table because i am already drunk

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I'd like to play a Deepstone Lich

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a52, Level 1 Calcurogue

Fast people:
Mirdini: 2 actions!
Gimeurcookie: 2 actions!
Not-so-fast People:
Schazer: 1 action
Robust Laser: 1 action
Dragonfogel: 1 action

Mirdini, who was unordered, smacks Dragon Fogel for 4 damage! (anyone can order any player character; when it comes to managing who gets to stay in the party and who goes to reserves, it will be a vote)

Gimeurcookie throws a glass glass at DragonFogel, getting the critical! The glass smashes in Dragon Fogel's exposed face, exploding into glass shards and dealing 10 damage (x2 from Critical Strike (1))!

Schazer swigs a root beer and hurdles the grasped beverage, dealing 3 damage! Dragon Fogel is looking like a bloody mess.

Robust Laser jumps up onto a table and uses Aggro Dance, making himself an irresistible target to Dragon Fogel. (Duration 1 turn)

Dragon Fogel roars something about vertebrae and jumps up onto the table, punching Robust Laser in the face for 6 Damage (0 blocked from Aggro Dance)!

Mirdini also jumps up onto this suprisingly large table, and hurls their fist into Dragon Fogel's Gut for 4 damage!

Gimeurcookie kicks the inside of Fogel's leg, knocking him off the table and dealing 4 damage!

Dragon Fogel's body seizes up, and a dark mist is released. It seems to light on fire, disappearing in the tavern air. Apparently he doesn't normally have black eyes and pulsating black veins.

DRAGON FOGEL IS DEFEATED, ACTIVE MEMBERS GAIN 50% LEVEL PROGRESS.

"Ohhh, my head."

Dragon Fogel looks up at you, his eyes full of regret. "I didn't... it wasn't me. You have to believe me!"

Mirdini gives him a skeptical look, and the mushrooms growing on Schazer's backpack give a similar disapproving stare.

What to do about this?

((Other people will be introduced as the story progresses. I have wrote a little background story, and I plan on making a map and shitty art))

Harvest my tastiest mushrooms and demand a Delicious Soup be cooked as compensation

anyone can order any player character

I vote for DF to prove his innocence through a coyote ugly style dance routine.


Edit: Oh man I just remembered I have something for this:

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lv 1 guy who stands around the battle looking vaguely interested in it but unwilling to make a move, until the story forces me into the battle and i try to fight my way out

also i have a cool hat

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i would like to be an evil mini-boss, class: poop-flinger, lvl this is a terrible idea and i can't come up with anything other than

Stare even more skeptically, agree with soup requests.

Flip a coin

If heads { Loot items from Fogel without mercy }
If tails { Tell Fogel it's cool dogg, Help Fogel up and ask Fogel what happened. }