Sin

The government told me I couldn't dispose of this outside. Naturally, I put it on Hawkspace so I no longer have to deal with it.



Any ungodly creation that makes the devil blush and children weep, place here.

I am home

Now youtube is going to recommend Minion videos to me for weeks to come. You have doomed me.

Now youtube is going to recommend Minion videos to me for weeks to come. You have doomed me.

WEAK

Don't you know the first rule of sinning is to always clear your browser history when you're done? Well okay, you might not be done sinning yet. But that doesn't mean you can't.

Clearing your history is a feeble attempt at erasing your sin. Accept blasphemy and the power it grants. Languish in your evil and become its master.

Clearing your history is a feeble attempt at erasing your sin. Accept blasphemy and the power it grants. Languish in your evil and become its master.

The power, in this case, is ready access to minion videos.

But isn't the first step of absolving your sins confessing that they are there? Why then, wouldn't not clearing your browser leave all the information of the sin out there, so that everyone could find it, essentially doing the same thing? Why, it's almost as if clearing the history hides it, and increases the blasphemy, solely because you are attempting to hide the prior sin.

Any ungodly creation that makes the devil blush and children weep, place here.

cosigned

We all need a priest.

We all need a priest.

Let's not go off on a tangent, now.

i offer indulgences for $19.99, buy now while my patience lasts.

We all need a priest.

Let's not go off on a tangent, now.

We se-can't let ourselves get distracted.

Oh come on, these bad math puns are just striking a chord with me.

Oh come on, these bad math puns are just striking a chord with me.

I know, some of them are quite obtuse.

Oh come on, these bad math puns are just striking a chord with me.

I know, some of them are quite obtuse.

This is a prime example.

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Now these puns seem to be a bit of a convolution.

^Me when I figured posting what I did would devolve this thread into math puns

Are math puns a sin?

Are math puns a sin?

yes. we are all going to h*ck.

Today's dose of sin:



And you all expected a math pun to add to this tangent.

Not safe for anyone:

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lol the picture I posted above changed

people that drive too close behind you

sinful driving

people that don't drive close enough! Cars want affection and they can only receive it in close impact contact with other cars...

at high acceleration. Cars are drifters that live a fast-paced lifestyle and they live their sexual lives in much the same way.

So share the love, rumpa bump ump bumper cars weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee