Probably God

You are a god! Your name is biggest bird. Because no bird is allowed to be bigger than you. That’s why they would be small. If they existed.

You can do many things! Like make planets. Eat foods. Learn how commas work. Y’know, the goods.

...or you could say hi to your other god friend things.

........or you could go over there?

Make a bird bigger than you

Make a bird bigger than you

Specifically, a roc so heavy you can't lift it.

make big bird, who is only a tiny bit smaller than you

> Making something bigger than yourself is a foolish decision, not because of any fear of inadequacy but because time and time again it was proven to you that anything you create is inherently inferior to you. You've been sitting on your thumbs when it comes to the creation of personal sapient life because hurting its emotions by being superior would not yield good results in the long-term.

> Say hi to your godpals and ignore the hole for now, those things are for group activities.

Say hi to yer good pals!! Discuss baseball, new rap album releases, cake recipes. The goods, dogg!

Make a bird planet, that is a bird with a bunch of birds on it

Make a bird bigger than you

Specifically, a roc so heavy you can't lift it.

What? You obviously stated you had to be the biggest bird! These actions would get you nowhere.

> Making something bigger than yourself is a foolish decision, not because of any fear of inadequacy but because time and time again it was proven to you that anything you create is inherently inferior to you. You've been sitting on your thumbs when it comes to the creation of personal sapient life because hurting its emotions by being superior would not yield good results in the long-term.

> Say hi to your godpals and ignore the hole for now, those things are for group activities.

Make a bird planet, that is a bird with a bunch of birds on it

Say hi to yer good pals!! Discuss baseball, new rap album releases, cake recipes. The goods, dogg!

Much better, something you can agree with!

......

There!

As per request, you wave down your friends.
...but they don’t seem to notice you?

>CAW CAW

>Eh, they're just posers who like to act cool but really aren't. Just concentrate on making your bird planet the way you want it by adding a lot of nice bird pools that your people would love to bathe in

Throw a fuckin baseball at em

>What they lookin at?

>CAW CAW

>caw at Pleco

You’re a little hurt by that.

>Eh, they're just posers who like to act cool but really aren't. Just concentrate on making your bird planet the way you want it by adding a lot of nice bird pools that your people would love to bathe in

Yeah! You don’t need them. You can show them by making something better then they ever could! You do have the most power after all. You start of by making some large bodies of water for them. Then it comes to you. Why don’t you try talking to them?

So you do.

And you’re pretty well received!

throw a fuckin baseball at em

>What they lookin at?

Okay, okay. You will.

But then...
You get the urge to...

>CAW CAW

Oh no.


That’s embarrassing.

But it seems to have gathered Plecos attention.

Oh, this isn’t so bad.

Maybe you overreacted?

...

Can I have the boy key?

What is the key for :0
>put more birds on the planet, but this time make bird-fish things

Ooh! What does it do?

Is the key a god? Is it stronger than you?