Is There Nothing This Ape Can't Do?

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Is There Nothing This Ape Can't Do?
#1
Is There Nothing This Ape Can't Do?
The year is 1917. War rages over Duckope, the largest blah blah blah we've gone over this already.

Let's cut to the chase.

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You, Sir William Fuzzo of Derbyshire, are some pretty hot shit. Forget becoming the THE GREATEST WAR HERO OF ALL TIME, you already are.

You have singlehandedly (as in, with one hand tied behind your back) infiltrated a Germallard U-Boat, convincing the rest of the crew that you have been here the whole time. At the same time, you managed to convince them that you can actually speak Germallard. They didn't seem to notice that you are not, in fact, a duck, which is a little strange considering that you are quite possibly the only non-duck in either army.

Anyway, now that you're here you can't possibly waste this opportunity.
#2
RE: Is There Nothing This Ape Can't Do?
> Someone's knocking on the door. open it.
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#3
RE: Is There Nothing This Ape Can't Do?
Take a dump in their important filing cabinets
#4
RE: Is There Nothing This Ape Can't Do?
Climb that ladder and start tossing barrels down.