I'll fight my chair if you PM me a startled bird.

All of you. Every single viewer.

Don't have an account? Make one to send me that bird. You are now obligated.

i'll just unlock it again

What do you want to just change the title?

What do you want to just change the title?

1 pic of bird(s) startling human(s) for each word you want to change, just post them right here.

Also, I notice you. Three among you have sent me the bird, and more than that have viewed this page. To those moral souls, thank you. To those who would rather shroud the world in a bleak beaklessness of anarchy and less than enough worms, for shame!

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Here are the birds:

Are we only allowed to give you one image of a bird(s) startling human(s) to change a word or may we give many and change many word, also, is btp the only one with power to do this or is everyone?

Are we only allowed to give you one image of a bird(s) startling human(s) to change a word or may we give many and change many word, also, is btp the only one with power to do this or is everyone?

Anyone and any amount of times. Although, changing the title may affect the contents of the thread...

((Also 4th bird sent))

i refuse to pm you the startled bird i already posted in this thread.

change "lock" to "fight"

change "this" to "my"

and change "thread" to chair"

Look at the terror in these people's eyes, you caused this.

i'm holding this thread hostage!

i won't pm my image of a startled bird unless everyone who views this thread pms me an image of a weird dog!

Tensions with my chair have grown. Only you can start the war, Eagle Time!

i'm holding this thread hostage!

i won't pm my image of a startled bird unless everyone who views this thread pms me an image of a weird dog!

i won't send ix a weird dog unless nobody else does!

Is it possible to add or subtract words to the title? If so, what's the price?

I've only recieved three weird dogs (ten weird dogs actually because Credit provided a veritable bounty of them) so it doesn't look like anyone's fighting any chairs any time soon, even though this amended incentive is something I'd like to help achieve my hands are tied by my previous statements

Is it possible to add or subtract words to the title? If so, what's the price?

A picture of a single starburst, but the picture has to have +1 starburst for each time someone wants to add/subtract words and performs this process correctly.