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The Divine Hierarchy
Reyweld
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The Divine Hierarchy
10-19-2016, 02:36 AM
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RE: The Divine Hierarchy
10-19-2016, 03:52 AM
Wait, hold on. Where does this thread fit into the hierarchy?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious |  It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
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RE: The Divine Hierarchy
10-19-2016, 04:48 AM
i cannot believe what i am seeing!

i, a proud plant, am three times the shitposter you'll ever be, mr "weld"! i demand you change the hierarchy this istant!
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10-19-2016, 04:49 AM
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RE: The Divine Hierarchy
10-19-2016, 10:48 AM
(10-19-2016, 03:52 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Wait, hold on. Where does this thread fit into the hierarchy?

While you could argue it a parody, really it fits into the *Almost* Everything Else category.

(10-19-2016, 04:48 AM)a52 Wrote: »i cannot believe what i am seeing!

i, a proud plant, am three times the shitposter you'll ever be, mr "weld"! i demand you change the hierarchy this istant!

Listen, plant, I feast on your kind daily. Be grateful you were alive to see your just ranking under the true powers of the universe.
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RE: The Divine Hierarchy
10-19-2016, 01:42 PM
(10-19-2016, 10:48 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »
(10-19-2016, 04:48 AM)a52 Wrote: »i cannot believe what i am seeing!

i, a proud plant, am three times the shitposter you'll ever be, mr "weld"! i demand you change the hierarchy this istant!

Listen, plant, I feast on your kind daily. Be grateful you were alive to see your just ranking under the true powers of the universe.

Duckreport RACISM ALERT BEEP BEEP BEPP Drudgerepond
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RE: The Divine Hierarchy
10-19-2016, 02:12 PM
Proposed new hierarchy:
SBNKALNY
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THE GOBLIN QUEEN
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GOBLIN'S
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LOATHER
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WHEAT
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AFIFTYTWO
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GATR
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EVERYONE ELSE
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EVERYONE WHO JOINED AND THEN NEVER VISITED THE SITE AGAIN
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DOG TURD
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REYWELD
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RE: The Divine Hierarchy
10-19-2016, 03:38 PM
dogs
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hawk space

one nation under dog
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RE: The Divine Hierarchy
10-19-2016, 07:27 PM
(10-19-2016, 07:10 PM)Wheat Wrote: »[adjusting slide rule and taped-up dinnerplate-sized glasses]:
by my calculations, capt. falcon is the best, winning 16.402% of all mashes in melee.

capt. falcon can kiss my leafty BUM
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RE: The Divine Hierarchy
10-20-2016, 12:35 AM (This post was last modified: 10-20-2016, 12:35 AM by Reyweld.)
(10-19-2016, 07:27 PM)a52 Wrote: »
(10-19-2016, 07:10 PM)Wheat Wrote: »[adjusting slide rule and taped-up dinnerplate-sized glasses]:
by my calculations, capt. falcon is the best, winning 16.402% of all mashes in melee.

capt. falcon can kiss my leafty BUM

but what of the right bum? will it go unkissed and without love?
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RE: The Divine Hierarchy
10-23-2016, 11:42 AM
(10-19-2016, 03:38 PM)Jacquerel Wrote: »dogs
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hawk space

i think the distinction between the two is completely arbitrary, hawkspace can contain dogs just as dogs can contain hawkspace
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RE: The Divine Hierarchy
10-23-2016, 11:42 AM
but i agree
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RE: The Divine Hierarchy
10-24-2016, 01:06 AM
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