Enemy Territory

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Choose your color.

>Dark purple.

MAGENTA.

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Dark red.

> Dark red



You are SECRET AGENT 10. You are in DEEP ENEMY TERRITORY. You are also in DEEP SHIT.

:> _:

> Just turn around and bullrush them with the table.

>Stop cowering behind that bazooka and pick it up already!

Look, just wait for them to run out of ammo. Seriously, they can't have that much.

Charge backwards and ram them.

Machine guns can only fire continuously for about four seconds before running out of ammo. He's They've probably wasted his their entire clips just firing at your shield. Hop out from behind and force-feed him his them their own guns.

>Stop cowering behind that bazooka and pick it up already!

>Agreed, hoist your shieldzooka and fire a lethal warning shot.

> Look, just wait for them to run out of ammo. Seriously, they can't have that much.



What, were you living under a rock for the last few years of firearms development? Guns shoot lasers now, not bullets, so the only restriction in terms of ammunition is the charge left in the gun's battery. Even most low-grade energy cells can hold enough charge for up to half an hour of continuous firing, and you're pretty sure they're equipped with the most modern equipment.

> Stop cowering behind that bazooka and pick it up already!

But then you won't have any cover!

...actually, that's just crazy enough to work. And it's better than cowering behind it.







Much better. Now that you've taken care of that, it's time to complete your mission. What was it again?

>_

> Milk
Eggs
Flour
Apples
Toothpaste

>Set the explosives, rescue the kidnapped scientist, and eat a hot dog!

> Infiltrate the enemy base and obtain the all important plans.

Something about a control point.

Kill, like

all the villains

You were going to collect the rest of the alphabet.

> Milk, eggs, flour, apples, toothpaste



Oh. Shit.



You left the oven on!

> Something about a control point.



Oh, right! You were in here to capture the control point! When you said you were SECRET AGENT 10, you didn't mention that you were also the TOTALLY BALANCED TENTH CLASS in a game of TEAM FORTRESS 3.

Now, what was the key ability of your class again, and what was its main weakness?

>_

>Weakness: Random bouts of minor amnesia

> Strength: Infinite ammo.
> Weakness: Can't jump, entire body is classified as "head" and "back" simultaneously.

You are the polymorph.

You are so heinous the two sides will band together just to smite you from the face of the earth.

You are The Cleaner. You have a Vacuum Cleaner capable of sucking up, storing and sorting enemy fire directed at its hungry mouth as well as any bodies on the battlefield which can give you the various powers of the other classes once you've stored enough of each kind of ammunition/body. You can remove sticky bombs from the battlefield and can put out allies who are on fire with your powerful suction. The down side? You don't have any ranged attack until you have sucked up some ammo. Also, if you aim your suction at an ally there's a small chance to suck one of their weapons. Your melee weapon is a Broom. Your taunt is where you ride the Broom and pretend to be a witch.

Your melee weapon is a Broom. Your killtaunt is where you ride the Broom and pretend to be a witch, and fire off an Avada Kedavra.