lets write poems

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lets write poems
#1
lets write poems
My son is gay
My heart's in tatters
Vote republican
All lives matter
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#2
RE: lets write poems
Loathers are led
By a light that is blue

(For homophones' sake)
With her shitpostin' crew

Into hawkspace their [sic]

For a poet-luck affair

I bring a limerick, stuffed
with linebreak stew
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#3
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#4
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There once was a man dressed in silver...
I've screwed myself already, haven't I?
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#5
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boo, plagiarism
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#6
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(12-07-2015, 01:14 PM)AgentBlue Wrote: »boo, plagiarism

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#7
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There once was a man dressed in silver,
who needed more metals to pilfer;
he found an amt victim
and tried to mine-pick them
but didn't know that it would kill her.
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#8
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gaygaygaygay........gaygay.....gay......gay
gay....................gay..gay......gay.gay
gay......gaygay....gay...gay.........gay
gay.........gay.....gaygaygay........gay
gaygaygaygay....gay......gay.......gay
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
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#9
RE: lets write poems
birds on the brain, birds on the wing
hares in a chest and a beard on a chin
barbers, bard bears, fish with fists
osprey, cosplay, bearded tits
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#10
RE: lets write poems
Discomfiting notions,
gatorade oceans
catching pastrami on rye
Foster relations
with royal delegations
Like penguins, A. fosterii
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#11
RE: lets write poems
warm worms
warm words
birds words words
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#12
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They think Christmas isn't about eggnog or cider,
baubles being hung or standing by the fire.
They say, "Go to church, don't be a stranger.
For our lord and saviour rests in that manger.
There is no Christmas without the divine,
so eat of the bread and drink of the wine."
I say, "No thank you, My Christmas is fine,
and your holy saviour is no baby of mine."
As they insist, I resist; yet they persist, do they want me pissed?
“I have no place near a church's hearth, I celebrate not the acclaimed virgin birth.
Respect my choices as I respect yours, as all Christmas I plan to stay indoors.”
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#13
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necromancy, a haiku

a fine thread languished
going months without new posts
i raised it from death

(hooray)
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#14
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McCoffee
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#15
RE: lets write poems
I just found i could not fit
no matter how i tried to sit
onto that teeny tiny toilet
and so i decided to quit

then i got my digging kit
and went and dug for a little bit
until i had a large enough pit
into which i proceeded to shit
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#16
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butt
a butt
a butt walking
a butt walking, farting
a butt walking, farting, shitting
a butt walking, farting, shitting, jumping
a butt,
it's me
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#18
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there once was a user named loather
who dreamed of becoming a boater
to catch giant fish
was her only wish
i can't think of anything else that rhymes with loather
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#19
RE: lets write poems
千鹤无羽
百鸟无声
十人没目
这愚没命

日起落来回
用力穿黑天
世灭成碳石
非念继续跑
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#20
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here i sit, broken-hearted,
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#21
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Chizuru no Yu
Silent birds
Ten did not mesh
This stupid die

Day landing back and forth
Hard day in black
World off into carbon stone
Continue to run non-read
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#22
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没脑,傻瓜
干啥翻译这
不会读中文
又懒得研究
非谷歌翻译
就没好办法
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#23
RE: lets write poems
Brainless, stupid
Doing this translation
Not read Chinese
Too lazy to study
Non-Google Translation
There is no good way

(by far my favourite work)
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#24
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Le petit garçon entre dans la porte.

"Vous sommes dégoûtant."

C'était inévitable.
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#25
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讨人嫌的魂但,
没西忘的最仁,
我半天提醒你:
只用网上翻译
没效率又没用。
臭狗使墙兼者,
快花一些时间
孤单的恣挤操。
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