I'll answer your questions

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I'll answer your questions
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What is Gerald made out of?
For that matter, what is goblin's made out of?
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Gerald, what's the other side like?

Also, what's your favourite color? And do you spell it color or colour?
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gerald will you watch kamen rider drive with me it has gay cars
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goblin's, how trustworthy are Gerald's answers?
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(10-27-2014, 11:50 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »iS gerald evil

I don't think so, but I've never actually checked. She does seem kinda creepy though.

(10-27-2014, 11:52 PM)piester Wrote: »will I die alone or whatever

No, it'll be a freak roller coaster accident. Everyone around you will die, too.

(10-27-2014, 11:53 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »What is Gerald made out of?
For that matter, what is goblin's made out of?

Paintings of angels.
Me's made of organic matter.

(10-28-2014, 12:52 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Gerald, what's the other side like?

Also, what's your favourite color? And do you spell it color or colour?

I asked Gerald for you. She can't speak, but I can roughly translate her meaning. She says the other side is like a dream. You don't have awareness of having a body, but you have an awareness of self. There is nothing. No landscape, no stimulus. There is only silence, a silence that lasts forever, that goes by in an instant.

My favorite (spelled favorite) color is purple... In my region... It's spelled color... Too much personal info has been given out. As a smokescreen, I will now answer half of the questions (rounded down) in the next Q Batch (stands for Question Batch) with LIES.

(10-28-2014, 01:25 AM)Solaris Wrote: »gerald will you watch kamen rider drive with me it has gay cars

Gerald will watch Kamen Rider Drive with you... but another translation of what she said is "I will open your body and watch your gay car anime from within you" so take that as you will.

After I asked that question, Gerald disappeared.

(10-28-2014, 03:08 AM)bigro Wrote: »gerald would you be willing to buy a goblin-finder 3001?

Oh but she left a note saying "No."

(10-28-2014, 03:27 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »goblin's, how trustworthy are Gerald's answers?

I wouldn't trust her at all. She's just a crude drawing given life through use of a clipping mask and classical art. Her shape is wrong.
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(10-28-2014, 04:45 AM)goblins Wrote: »
(10-28-2014, 01:25 AM)Solaris Wrote: »gerald will you watch kamen rider drive with me it has gay cars

Gerald will watch Kamen Rider Drive with you... but another translation of what she said is "I will open your body and watch your gay car anime from within you" so take that as you will.

After I asked that question, Gerald disappeared.
I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS, this is what i want, to share IN THE DEEPEST WAYS POSSIBLE, I WILL SHARE FROM THE SOUUUUUUUUUUL

anyway
anyway

what video game consoles, if any do you own?
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Can I go on the Loser's Journey? I already ate the Nacho
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What rollercoaster? Who else will die? will I get hit in the merchandise when shit goes off the rails?
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(10-28-2014, 05:14 AM)Solaris Wrote: »I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS, this is what i want, to share IN THE DEEPEST WAYS POSSIBLE, I WILL SHARE FROM THE SOUUUUUUUUUUL

anyway
anyway

what video game consoles, if any do you own?

I own a portable, computational device. I own a portable gaming system that has two screens, and one of the screens has the potential to present an illusion of depth.

(10-28-2014, 10:42 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Can I go on the Loser's Journey? I already ate the Nacho

Yes. Your Loser's Journey will begin soon.

(10-28-2014, 11:04 AM)piester Wrote: »What rollercoaster? Who else will die? will I get hit in the merchandise when shit goes off the rails?

The "Skullfrigger". Everyone else on board, which are all the clones of you from the lab. You'll get hit in the everywhere. You will disintegrate on impact.

(10-28-2014, 12:16 PM)bigro Wrote: »why is the economy

B'cause of John Maynard Kaynes!!!
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hi goblin's!
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Hi Loather! Thanks for being friendly. I'll make a special note of it.
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how do i make the longestt thread on forum place like you my goblini'sh companion?
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Which type of animal would make the best zookeeper? The best accountant? The best doctor? The best politician? The best game programmer?
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I swear they're in cahoots. I'm going to ask Loather questions now.

Loather, what is your favourite color of poisonous caterpillar?

Why is Loather ichy
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How do you do?
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Goblin's, do you ever get a really strong sense of something bad being "due" to happen to you, and you wish you'd just trip or get a bad cut or get mugged or something just to get it over and done with?
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(10-29-2014, 02:28 PM)piester Wrote: »how do i make the longestt thread on forum place like you my goblini'sh companion?

You have to be engaging. Let people shine, and reward their ingenuity.

(10-29-2014, 02:45 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »Which type of animal would make the best zookeeper? The best accountant? The best doctor? The best politician? The best game programmer?

A human. A human. A human. A human. A human.

But, if you want a fun answer:

Meerkats (they are organized and would keep good watch over things)
Octopus (they have great control over their own bodies, imagine the control they'd have over your personal finances!)
Leech (all maladies are caused by bad blood, drain the blood. drain the blood.)
Crows (they're dominant globally for a reason: they know how to solve problems)
A cute lil lizard (cause they know how to have fun)

(10-29-2014, 07:44 PM)Wheat Wrote: »Have you heard of the euthanasia coaster?

I have now, and I think it's pretty disturbing!

(10-31-2014, 04:53 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »How do you do?

There are good days and there are bad days.

(11-11-2014, 11:28 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Goblin's, do you ever get a really strong sense of something bad being "due" to happen to you, and you wish you'd just trip or get a bad cut or get mugged or something just to get it over and done with?

Impending dread is a pretty common feeling for one such as myself. Usually I have a good reason, though. There are moods I can't fathom or shake, though. Rarely. A change of environment usually changes my blood chemistry and will eliminate any stress hormones coursing through me unduly.



everyone I'm sorry I haven't been answering more questions lately. the amount of negativity in other threads on this board is a pretty big turn off honestly, but I'm trying to hang in there, baby.
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What can we do to increase positivity?

How can I force ICan'tGiveCredit to give me credit?

How do I make Elpie do anything and thus give up his gold?

What would you do if you found out that everything you knew was a lie?
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Pala's a Canadian?????????
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Silly schazer, canada is just another name for America.
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(11-12-2014, 10:25 PM)Palamedes Wrote: »What can we do to increase positivity?

How can I force ICan'tGiveCredit to give me credit?

How do I make Elpie do anything and thus give up his gold?

What would you do if you found out that everything you knew was a lie?

Positivity can be achieved by not posting terse and bitter little nothings, and instead, praising what is beautiful in this terrifying world of ours.

You're going to have to somehow change Credit's username.. I wish I could help.

Elpie will give up their gold if you just ask them to, nicely.

I'd probably have some kind of nervous breakdown. Then a confidence buildup.

(11-12-2014, 11:36 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Pala's a Canadian?????????

No!?

(11-13-2014, 12:10 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Silly schazer, canada is just another name for America.

THIS ISNT A QUESTION
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How would you define negativity?
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goblin's, you're beautiful. Am I just as beautiful as you, or is beauty best ascribed as a qualifier rather than a metric on which we might compare each other?
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What can I do to lead a more fulfilling life?
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(11-13-2014, 01:31 AM)goblins Wrote: »
(11-13-2014, 12:10 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »Silly schazer, canada is just another name for America.

THIS ISNT A QUESTION

Neither is this

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