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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 08:08 PM
i am broken
i need fast cars cartoons
shank disney xd
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 08:33 PM
(07-17-2014, 06:56 PM)Scoffles Wrote: »I am just flat out Rip Torn over here.
we can fix that, friend
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 08:36 PM
Very well (whale).
We need to settle our ceteacean judgement once and for all.
As for me, what better weapon for a future whale regent than the majestic narwhal.
Look at this magnificent bastard.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 08:40 PM
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Spoiler (07-16-2014, 08:21 PM)yd12k Wrote: »People, people. We should all keep our focus on what's important here.
For this statement (and a song from an artist I like) you will not be getting a visit from me tonight.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 08:46 PM
An excellent choice of weapon. I will need to think carefully on what best to wield in response.
Ah, yes, I know. I could choose another kind of whale, but my mastery of these majestic creatures is such that it would simply grant you too great a disadvantage. I am aiming for victory, not humiliation.
So instead, I shall march into battle wielding the apparently-immortal Granolaman. This plan cannot possibly go wrong in any way.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 08:53 PM
I recommend you sharpen granola's feet into points so you can wield him like some sort of hideous trident.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 08:56 PM
(07-17-2014, 08:53 PM)Pharmacy Wrote: »I recommend you sharpen granola's feet into points so you can wield him like some sort of hideous trident.
There is very definitely a joke to be made here, but I can't think of a way of making it that doesn't result in me being shanked in the face.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 08:58 PM
USE IT OR LOSE IT, SRUIXAN.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 09:02 PM
Well I am not going to be distracted by this whale fight. I like whales and duels to the death as much as the next guy but this Anomaly intrigues me. So far it has been largely ignored.
I search my tribal roots for any story or prophecy relating to a great swirling vortex of space and time
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 09:05 PM
OW IT HURTS WHEN I LAUGH
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 09:08 PM
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(07-17-2014, 09:02 PM)Truegreen Wrote: »Well I am not going to be distracted by this whale fight. I like whales and duels to the death as much as the next guy but this Anomaly intrigues me. So far it has been largely ignored.
I search my tribal roots for any story or prophecy relating to a great swirling vortex of space and time
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Is that a dayactivation or just sillyness? I get those confused
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 09:15 PM
It is a goddamn travesty that we're not getting around to murdering someone. Nine votes is our current max wagon?
Despicable.
Come on guys let's just get to murdering Red so we can get our nightshanks on.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 09:15 PM
Hey Granola is it okay if I sharpen your feet into evil points.
If you are presumably alive by the end of the whaleduel, you gain more points, hence more shankvantage.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 09:18 PM
(07-17-2014, 09:08 PM)yd12k Wrote: » (07-17-2014, 09:02 PM)Truegreen Wrote: »Well I am not going to be distracted by this whale fight. I like whales and duels to the death as much as the next guy but this Anomaly intrigues me. So far it has been largely ignored.
I search my tribal roots for any story or prophecy relating to a great swirling vortex of space and time
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Is that a dayactivation or just sillyness? I get those confused
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Is mostly silliness based on my backstory
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 09:26 PM
Not all mortals
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 09:26 PM
Shank Granolaman
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 09:35 PM
Quote:Red709 - 9 (Solaris, Dragon Fogel, Pharmacy, cyber95, Palamedes, makerofthegames, Red709, x1372, amosmyn)
Dragon Fogel - 6 (Scoffles, Sruixan, Schazer, Sanzh, Sotek, SupahKiven)
makerofthegames - 4 (Whimbrel, ICan'tGiveCredit, druplesnubb, Granolaman)
Granolaman - 4 (Acionyx, BlazerC, konec0, beruru)
amosmyn - 2 (Dalmationer, Demonsul)
"Anomaly" - 2 (Chwoka, Crowstone)
Dalmationer - 1 (antisequitur)
Pick Yer Poison - 1 (Fragowump)
Fragowump - 1 (Phish)
Schazer - 1 (Gnauga)
"Anyone opposed to creating a shankproof mech" - 1 (Sai)
- 1 (Bigro)
Akumu - 1 (Pharas)
Whimbrel - 1 (AgentBlue)
druplesnubb - 1 (Not The Author)
"Elvis" - 1 (yd12k)
"the spacetime anomaly" - 1 (antisequitur)
Abstaining - 15 (Akumu, Seedy, Coldblooded, Niall, Deviant One, fivex, Prime Intellect, Ixcaliber, Breadpocalypse, Plaid, Mikeee, Truegreen, Everanix, Chocolate Pi, Pick Yer Poison)
Clearly we need more alphabetized shankery
beru and koneco should leave the granolashank and coldblooded, deviant one, everanix, fivex, Gnuaga, Ixcalibur, /then/ koneco, Mikee, Niall, Pyp, Red, Truegreen, Whimbrel, x1372, and yd12k
That seems contrived enough to kill an immortal unless the missing letters are the secret??
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 09:37 PM
(07-17-2014, 09:18 PM)Truegreen Wrote: » (07-17-2014, 09:08 PM)yd12k Wrote: » (07-17-2014, 09:02 PM)Truegreen Wrote: »Well I am not going to be distracted by this whale fight. I like whales and duels to the death as much as the next guy but this Anomaly intrigues me. So far it has been largely ignored.
I search my tribal roots for any story or prophecy relating to a great swirling vortex of space and time
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Is that a dayactivation or just sillyness? I get those confused
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That's the most annoying mostly I've ever read in my life.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 09:38 PM
Acio knows best!
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 09:41 PM
That all makes perfect sense to me!
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 09:43 PM
I'd like to help the plan to perform an alphabetical shank. just fyi
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 10:16 PM
because you don't bring guns to a knife fight
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 10:18 PM
Oh thats a gun? Lousy lobsters
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day Two: By The Power Vested In Me... (53/71 Alive)
07-17-2014, 10:25 PM
You can shank my weapon alphabetically after this duel, dang it.
Now let's get this started.
I grab Granolaman and hop on the pantswhale's back, waiting for the duel to officially begin.
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