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06-02-2014, 05:20 AM
![[Image: 220px-Tokay.jpg]](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/Tokay.jpg/220px-Tokay.jpg)
You are this gecko
You are pretty much objectively the best lizard
What do
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06-02-2014, 05:24 AM
find another gecko to hot yuris with
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
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06-02-2014, 05:24 AM
Invade the forum signatures.
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06-02-2014, 05:24 AM
Stay completely still
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06-02-2014, 05:24 AM
>Make gecko noises.
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06-02-2014, 05:24 AM
Retreat from the forum signatures, this foray was ill-advised and we are sustaining too many losses on the front
i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore
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06-02-2014, 05:29 AM
do what geckos do. geckdo
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06-02-2014, 05:30 AM
Destroy all of the other geckos in the forum. There can be only one.
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06-02-2014, 05:30 AM
(06-02-2014, 05:24 AM)Wheat Wrote: »"fuck you"
(06-02-2014, 05:24 AM)Pharmacy Wrote: »>Make gecko noises.
![[Image: tumblr_mjxjzwCKyH1qgfgmzo2_1280.jpg]](https://24.media.tumblr.com/7bdcf0a3b0a14c2944597972497cd4be/tumblr_mjxjzwCKyH1qgfgmzo2_1280.jpg)
(06-02-2014, 05:24 AM)KittenEater Wrote: »find another gecko to hot yuris with
![[Image: 18_tokay_gecko.jpg?w=900&h=500]](https://www.paigntonzoo.org.uk/userfiles/animals/images/18_tokay_gecko.jpg?w=900&h=500)
Um excuse you (and by you and I mean me, because third-person narrative), you are a gecko of the male persuasion the correct term is baras thank you
![[Image: freshwater-mammals-capybara-family_33399_600x450.jpg]](https://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/333/cache/freshwater-mammals-capybara-family_33399_600x450.jpg)
You are now these baras
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06-02-2014, 05:32 AM
cap ye baras
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06-02-2014, 05:33 AM
(06-02-2014, 05:30 AM)Coldblooded Wrote: »Destroy all of the other geckos in the forum. There can be only one.
Good work.
Alright, your turn baras. Have at it.
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06-02-2014, 05:34 AM
Attack the hideous Slothe
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06-02-2014, 05:34 AM
>carpbar-y the gecks
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06-02-2014, 05:35 AM
(06-02-2014, 05:32 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »cap ye baras
![[Image: enhanced-buzz-18282-1389632684-47.jpg]](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-uBvdSN2HgsI/UtVMOWk8CSI/AAAAAAAADIw/luoNpQ2xXdE/w600-h524/enhanced-buzz-18282-1389632684-47.jpg)
You gather your capybrothers, the guinea pigs, and all don some headgear and generally look cute for the cameras.
![[Image: a38e5b6e366fd5e90ce9a5a203afeeec.jpg]](https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/a3/8e/5b/a38e5b6e366fd5e90ce9a5a203afeeec.jpg)
Fuck you, cries the gecko, my hat is better
>_
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06-02-2014, 05:35 AM
become magical girl guinea pigs
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
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06-02-2014, 05:49 AM
(06-02-2014, 05:35 AM)KittenEater Wrote: »become magical girl guinea pigs
![[Image: new_guinea_ecoregions_map.gif]](https://assets.panda.org/img/original/new_guinea_ecoregions_map.gif)
With your powers combined or something, you summon the Guinea Soul
Papua New Guinea kiiiiiind of looks like a guinea pig, if you get Indonesia to help
Shut up
![[Image: images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmozc4UIAna_SqMSAEMx-...jAS6SCgEGQ]](https://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmozc4UIAna_SqMSAEMx--I_g_1d8INUdYxkAbxjnUjAS6SCgEGQ)
TRANSFORM
![[Image: Driving-Miss-Fairy-13.jpg]](https://www.fairymagic.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Driving-Miss-Fairy-13.jpg)
PRINCESS
![[Image: 6C7949388-guineapig.blocks_desktop_large.jpg]](https://media4.s-nbcnews.com/j/streams/2013/June/130619/6C7949388-guineapig.blocks_desktop_large.jpg)
JETBOAT DRAGONFUCKER
![[Image: il_fullxfull.386425465_ggta.jpg]](https://img1.etsystatic.com/001/0/5660151/il_fullxfull.386425465_ggta.jpg)
QUEEN BEAN
![[Image: IwgInBy.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/IwgInBy.jpg)
AQUARIUS
![[Image: purplebunnyr.jpg]](https://cuddlycavies.homestead.com/purplebunnyr.jpg)
SECRETLY WANTS TO BE A RABBIT
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The Archwizardlizard is prepared for any and all comers
How will he stop the magical girl guinea pigs?
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06-02-2014, 05:51 AM
With a monster that terrorizes the city, of course, that's how this always works.
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06-02-2014, 05:53 AM
jetboat dragonfucker, oh my god
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06-02-2014, 06:00 AM
Well Why not use some magic as well, give the monster some back up. I wanna say Chronomancy. That's always fun!
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06-02-2014, 06:01 AM
(06-02-2014, 05:53 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »jetboat dragonfucker, oh my god
Capital suggestion!
![[Image: GuineaPigsLizard3.jpg]](https://thisrainbowfamily.com/2012/GuineaPigsLizard3.jpg)
Archwizardlizard sends a minion Dragonfuckerward, coercing the cavy to perform the ultimate betrayal!
![[Image: Bilder4070.jpg]](https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v443/Melec_Ric/Guinea%20pigs/Bilder4070.jpg)
Jetboat would have refused, but holy shit sweet axe
Dragon Fogel Wrote:With a monster that terrorizes the city, of course, that's how this always works.
![[Image: guinea_saurus_rex___again__by_marissa_g1023.jpg]](https://static.tumblr.com/pbrjlfq/3Eam4307i/guinea_saurus_rex___again__by_marissa_g1023.jpg)
She recruits an old friend, GUINZILLA
![[Image: guinea-pigs-1.jpg]](https://mayosmeerkatmanor.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/guinea-pigs-1.jpg)
Looks like trouble's Brewing!!!! for the MGGP!
What do?
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06-02-2014, 06:02 AM
Fight back, WITH SCIENCE!
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06-02-2014, 06:03 AM
>FUSION DANCE.
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06-02-2014, 06:05 AM
roll around on your backs
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06-02-2014, 06:05 AM
(06-02-2014, 06:03 AM)Pharmacy Wrote: »>FUSION DANCE.
With ACTUAL Nuclear Fusion!
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06-02-2014, 06:13 AM
(06-02-2014, 06:05 AM)Truegreen Wrote: » (06-02-2014, 06:03 AM)Pharmacy Wrote: »>FUSION DANCE.
With ACTUAL Nuclear Fusion!
![[Image: f5a87777907fb433bf9141f646a37fec.jpg]](https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f5/a8/77/f5a87777907fb433bf9141f646a37fec.jpg)
You all pile up into a pig pile
![[Image: guinea-pigs-for-sale.jpg]](https://fromalaskatobrazil.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/guinea-pigs-for-sale.jpg)
eventually reaching critical accretionary mass, rallying all the surrounding guinea pigs to your cause
![[Image: nuclear%2Bexplosion.jpg]](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-e7DgYUlwetk/TbOQN8dZ2VI/AAAAAAAABBw/EgT7DK3jfmc/s1600/nuclear%2Bexplosion.jpg)
From the smoke rises a guinstalt entity, capable of going toe-to-toe with the Wizarchlizarch
![[Image: 62aa51c57da9fcd9121344ce760a2900.jpg]](https://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/62/aa/51/62aa51c57da9fcd9121344ce760a2900.jpg)
THE BIG PIG
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