Grand Battle High

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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> *punt* Wolf.

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> In addition to kicking Wolf, deal with whoever it was that released those Ouroborites into the classroom.

JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED.

View: Change just as plot is forming.

You are now Cole. You do not feel shame for being one of the hardest characters to draw. You are grumpy as usual. You are also currently being suspected of playing a trick on the gods, though you do not know this yet.



You will in a moment.



"What the friggin hell was that for!"

"Didja really think that your deed would not be traced back to you, bugboy? Hmmm? Who else could have gotten some Ouroborites without even getting eaten and sneak them in the classroom of the gods!? Who else has such undisguised hatred of the gods?! You clearly underestimated--"

"Wait wait," Bugboy interrupts, something you will probably have to rectify later. "You think I played a stupid prank on you gods? A prank that would obviously not work on you guys? What kind of idiot do you think I am?"

"What? So....you didn't do it?

"Trust me, I would've done something more deadly than a stupid prank."

The book on your back tells you that little buggy boy's tone was sincere so you discern that his tone is sincere. "But...if you didn't do it..."



"Then...who did?????"



And now we will cut to the real culprit. Someone you would have never expected. Someone who is probably laughing at our heroes right now for falling for his foolish--uh, fiendish schemes...



BEHOLD, THE CULPRIT--



What? You're not?

Well, have you done anything?

...So you're just an incidental character with no bearing on the plot whatsoever?

Huh. Well okay. Wanna have a shot at being the protagonist for a while?



What? Really? C'mon. It'll be fun. You'll get to actually have a speaking role and stuff!

Last chance, dude, ya sure?

...Fine, be like that. I guess we'll just have to find another person to be the protagonist.

So, who will it be?

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SpoilerThe moral here is that I will often forget to draw certain defining character things and also I am dumb.

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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>Lillian!

Originally posted on MSPA by bobthepen.

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> Grand Battle Babies!

Originally posted on MSPA by cyber95.

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I allude to my previous command in which I basically beg for Gadget to become a protagonist because I am selfish.

Originally posted on MSPA by bobthepen.

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I allude to my previous command in which I basically beg for Gadget to become a protagonist because I am selfish.

Our two suggestions are not mutually exclusive.

Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.

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Yeah, protagonists die messier. The only idiot who'd get kicks out of pulling a prank on the gods would be...

Actually, wait. Just go ask Kracht - he can tell you.

Originally posted on MSPA by Anomaly.

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> Sir Arnold Scarlet.

Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.

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Whit O'Donal.

Originally posted on MSPA by SleepingOrange.

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VANDREL REINHARDT

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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Yeah, protagonists die messier. The only idiot who'd get kicks out of pulling a prank on the gods would be...

Actually, wait. Just go ask Kracht - he can tell you.

But there's a 1/33790 something chance he might be wrong.

Originally posted on MSPA by Pinary.

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> Karen: Stop playing video games in class and pay attention for once.

Originally posted on MSPA by Godbot.

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> Only Jen would use green Ouroborites

Originally posted on MSPA by Wojjan.

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Only one person can really control Ouroborous. Check with Countess.

Originally posted on MSPA by slipsicle.

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VANDREL REINHARDT

THIS

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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>You are Jacob Helix, and you are chairing a meeting of the Bearded Swordsman Club.

Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.

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>You are Jacob Helix, and you are chairing a meeting of the Bearded Swordsman Club.

This. A thousand fucking times this.

Originally posted on MSPA by Akumu.

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>You are Jacob Helix, and you are chairing a meeting of the Bearded Swordsman Club.

Of course, as high school students, their beards are all a little... patchy.

Originally posted on MSPA by Nehh.

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Be the entire cast of Inexorable altercation at once!

Originally posted on MSPA by Wojjan.

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>You are Jacob Helix, and you are chairing a meeting of the Bearded Swordsman Club.

Yes.

Originally posted on MSPA by Anomaly.

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>You are Jacob Helix, and you are chairing a meeting of the Bearded Swordsman Club.

Hell yes.

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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>You are Jacob Helix, and you are chairing a meeting of the Bearded Swordsman Club.

Yes.

Hell yes.

Hell

Originally posted on MSPA by Schazer.

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Augh god no I will shoot the person who tries to perpetuate this. I shit you not.

Originally posted on MSPA by slipsicle.

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Augh god no I will shoot the person who tries to perpetuate this. I shit you not.

Oh ok.

> Go back to being Maxwell. Run into Vyrm'n. Awkward romantic tension ensues.

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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Awwwww. :(

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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And now it's time to play a game of...

PROTAGONIST HOT POTATO!













BZZZZZZZZZZT



"Hey, what was that?"

"Hell if I know."



"...And without further ado, let's start the meeting of the Bearded Swordsmen Club......."



"....What the? 'Bearded Swordsmen Club?' That's just ridiculous. What the hell would that sort of club even do? Who's the narcoleptic idiot that wrote this?"





SPLAT.



"....Do I even want to know what this is...?"

You are now Jacob Helix and you have just been hit with the Protagonist Mashed Potato. Not that you know this yet.

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SpoilerMoral of the story: When you stay up all day, it's very hard to draw. Especially when you are practically falling asleep on the keyboard. It is probably very obvious when I really started nodding off before succumbing to sleep.