!

Oh my gosh!

> What the heckeroonie is that?!

>Is that a FLYING ATTACK SQUIRREL?

Oh, those sweet words~

I knew it! It must be you!

Yo. What's shaking?

What'cher prob, lady? We only ever Are if there's probs. |:I

(Did one of them just...!)

You just addressed me?! This is like a dream come true! ... E-er um I'm doing well! It's a very... very nice day out! How, eeeh, are y-you?

... P-problem? O-oh I'm sorry I guess I'm just a bit flustered. I didn't expect any of you to ever show up here...!

> So what're you doing in these parts, anyway?

>What's your name, miss? And where is "here"?

>Dance! Dance for our amusement!

W-wow, that's a lot of people!

Uh, here? Here is here... I don't know, what am I supposed to say? It's, er, a pretty quiet town. I've lived here my whole life. Tables don't wait themselves, y'know? Everyone's gotta do their part.

Muh-my name? I- oh geez, this is so... eeeeeh- I don't have a name. Did you want to, uhh, rather, do any of you want anything? D- a dance!? I- no really, I can't. I-I'm so sorry!

Yeah, I'll take a gin and tonic.

So I don't get it. Were you looking for us, or are we looking for you?

I choose to ignore all societal norms and immediately ask probing questions, because THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

You like being a waitress, or just do it because you have to? Got any friends? How'd you hear about us?

> Wanna grab some drinks? You know, hang out? You can't wait tables all your life, take a break!

> So what's life like?

We could give you a name if you'd like. You look like a Joanne to me.

Your name shall be Camelia Stelymes. Probably. If that's a good name or something.

Aw, don't be so nervous! We're friendly.

Just relax a little. Pull up a chair and sit down. Can we get you anything to drink?

I'M GONNA CALL YOU MIRIAM

Can I call you Dottie?

'Spect this t'go on fer a while, lady. Probably best if ya picked one fer yerself, save us some confusion later. Person'ly a fan of Camelia, but 'sup t'you.

L-leave? I can't just... eeer, Sit down? No, I've got to- uu-uhh...! A n-nuh...n-name? Well I I guess I Um that's a good n- eeehh. Oh! A gin and tonic? Right away, miss!



They wanted to give me a name! It was... Dahlia? Josie? Oh dear...

B-but I shouldn't be worrying about that! I've got a drink to deliver!

Hey. Which way's the bathroom?

Oh, also. Could I get an order of hot wings?

Oooh, whatcha distilling back there?

We can still see you, you know?

What's in the cupboard, the heavily locked one?

Hey.

Hey lady.

Lady do you have the key to that great big lock?

Also Dalia is a very pretty name c: