MURDERFIA: WOOP ZOOP IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

So, it's pretty much confirmed Sleepingorange is town now? I don't know what game that role's from to know which side it is on. What about Solaris's, too? Or is those things I am not supposed to know?

Well, Ouo was town, wasn't he? So there's probably a town.

I know we're not supposed to be serious here but after skimming through the thread again, this jumped out at me. I know there's a town, and the only way I wouldn't definitely (instead of probably) know that is if I wasn't in it.

Vote: Whimbrel

At this point I'm just advocating murder in general. Is Slor town? I can't really tell, honestly.

BUT MURDER >:D

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VOTE: SLORANGE
MEDALS are above TROLL LOVE.

Vote: Slorange

Are we there yet?

So, it's pretty much confirmed Sleepingorange is town now? I don't know what game that role's from to know which side it is on. What about Solaris's, too? Or is those things I am not supposed to know?

I guess one could go and dig out Slorange's role if one really wanted to, but that would require EFFORT. As for Solaris's, however, his role was in the obliteration announcement; Ignanoo, from Sleepfia. This is why people are hopeful that we have Niall from Metamafia, who becomes an obliterator if they aren't killed during the first night. Given this game, however, that may be an issue...

wait he is the other obliterator???

i think niall is in this game too. i think. niall is somewhere. around here. yes.

anD I GOT NEITHER OF THEM lemongrab.gif :I

i just want to blow people's faces off without shoving my hand up someone else's ass is that too much to ask

Now that I've thought about it I don't really want to Lynch Slorange. I was blinded by the allure of Medals.

I did not see the... LOVE.

Unvote:Slorange

LET US NOT BE BLINDED BY MEDALS AND OPEN OUR HEARTS!

CASUE ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!

YES. Yes SleepingOrange, you were supposed to have that erection. The erection was what everything was about, what everything had been building up to.

Your only mistake was, in fact, to not listen to the erection sooner. And for this (i assume) you will die.

Because in this game we are all four year olds who direct our attentions to the closest person once the previous one dies.

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I will not vote for you, for I believe that what you did was only human troll human. I'm glad you found passion in this life, and hope you have a good time on the other side.


P.S: Schazer, what happens if Solaris (as Ignanoo) obliterates Beruru as Niall and Beruru (as Niall) obliterates Solaris as Ignanoo at the same time? Do we get fireworks?

Wheat why did you have to post that now I have to run it through a bunch of ciphers to probably find a variant of "I'M NOT PLAYING"

Goddammit I have history things to do right now

Well if he is not playing, he is certainly toying with us.

Wait

is he the liar role

Schazer you bastard he had better not be an amped up liar role

P.S: Schazer, what happens if Solaris (as Ignanoo) obliterates Beruru as Niall and Beruru (as Niall) obliterates Solaris as Ignanoo at the same time?

Yes.

Will there be fireworks?

Filibusters

AgentBlue (1) - Ed
Bigro (1) - Epamynondas
btp (2) - No Lynch, NTA
granolaman (1) - 遊びは終わりだ！
Ixcaliber (1) - Bigro
Jacquerel (2) - btp, Slorange
Mirdini (1) - Ixcaliber
Mooglegirl (1) - Cat
NTA (1) - Seastormjt
Slorange (27) - Cyber95, Whimbrel, Mooglegirl, Boogeyman, gnauga, Pinary, Dragon Fogel, Coldblooded, beruru, Mr. Arsenic Nog, LegendaryQ, ParadoxGamer, Luneix, TehPilot, Mathgirl277, Agentblue, SoundlyParanoid, Granolaman, Mehgamehn, Chwoka, Mirdini, Jacquerel, GeneX, Drakenforge, ProfessorLizzard, Sruixan
soundlyParanoid (1) - Airey
tehPilot (1) - soundlyParanoid
Whimbre (1) - Elize
Yewchung (1) - NTA

Abstaining: 遊びは終わりだ！, Akumu, Anomaly, Amosmyn, Anacreon, BestTeaMaker, Crowstone, Dalmationer, deadcrystal, Doodley, Fragowump, Garuru, Leafsw0rd, Malkytop, myw, Palamedes, Pick Yer Poison, Piester, Pinary, Purple Walrus, Seawyrm, Seedy, Solaris, Sruixan, Vortor, witterBeetles, whoosh!, Yewchung

Guy Fawkes weeps at your democracy


遊びは終わりだ！(1) - Akumu
Agentblue (1) - Gnauga
Cat (2) - Cat, Coldblooded
Deadcrystal (1) - No Lynch
Granolaman (1) - NTA
Ixcaliber (2) - Jacquerel, Chwoka
Jacquerel (1) - Mr. Arsenic Nog
Mirdini (1) - Ixcaliber
Mooglegirl (1) - Elize
No Lynch (1) - seastormjt
Purple Walrus (1) - Sruixan
Solaris (18) - Mooglegirl, TehPilot, deadcrystal, Purple Walrus, Whimbrel, Ed, ParadoxGamer, Beruru, Doodley, Slorange, Pinary, Granolaman, GeneX, Luneix, ProfessorLizzard, bigro, Mathgirl, Mehgamehn
TehPilot (1) - Epamynondas
Whimbrel (8) - Anomaly, Agent, myw, soundlyParanoid, Dragon Fogel, Cyber95, Crowstone, LegendaryQ


Abstaining: 遊びは終わりだ！, Airey, Amosmyn, Anacreon, btp, BestTeaMaker, Boogeyman, Cat, Dalmationer, Doodley, DPaul, Drakenforge, Fragowump, Garuru, Ixcaliber, Leafsw0rd, Malkytop, Mirdini, Mooglegirl, Palamedes, Paradoxgamer, Pick Yer Poison, Piester, Seawyrm, Seedy, Solaris, Vortor, Batterwaffles, Whoosh! Yewchung


Deadline for D1 is in 18 hours as of this post. With 64 alive, it takes 33 to lynch and 17 to soft lynch.

If soft lynch is reached, the player with the largest number of votes will be lynched.

The potato is given to the player with the most votes.

D1 dayaction immunity (due to having less than 2 posts) does not extend into the night. If a player has made less than 5 posts in the thread, they may not use any actions tonight.

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Whistleblowers, whistleblowers, take your places
Turn around and hide in a crate
Make your way to the glowing green cache-spaces
And bring bloody hell down on those we hate

Fire and ice, a sanguine combination
Castling the king in the rookery, cookery
Winding its way, a strange creation
This should be my fifth post

Doc
Block
Hide and Steal
If you're getting no sleep then there's time to kill.

Watch
Track
Love or Hate
Silence in the halls or you'll obliterate

Everyone's got a reason
No-one's ever safe
So five to the floor
Or you're out the door
With a knife swiftly shoved through your face.

Spider! Spider! Gunfire blares
its hasty song of death and desire.
Blood sprays, a deadly glare
Rimshot, cymbal, tom-tom, rimfire.

Tommy-gun, Maxim gun, Gatling gun, Vickers
Canon cannons firing and lying all spent
Lead azide, iron oxide, brass bullets stopping tickers
Military spending? Worth very cent

Heaven-sent angels, personally brought
to bring young soldiers to their paradise
A bible won't stop them, its steel cover wrought
will shatter into shrapnel at the first touch of ice

So war! War! Murder impersonal
A lost cause, a cause lost, with no effect in sight
So roar! Roar! Just go and curse 'em all
The souls undamned returning to the light
And the ghosts dark and heavy, taking miserable flight

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To kill them is my real test
To wincon is my cause

I will travel across the thread
Searching far and wide
Each Player to understand
The power that's inside

Murderfia, it's you and me (gotta kill them all)
I know it's my destiny
Murderfia, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must kill
Murderfia, a heart so dead (gotta kill them all)
Our courage will pull us through

You kill me and I'll kill you
Murderfia, gotta kill them all

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will murder everyday
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm, we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream

Flouncers, Bouncers, Nexi: plural
Trailin' hemoglobin like we're paintin' a mural
Thrown into the fray, willing or no
Lest you wanna end up the star of this show

Gotta packet of blanks, but I'm shooting full rounds
Both eyes shut, bodies hitting the ground
Thumbs up baby? Do I get to live?
It was never in my place to assume you'd forgive

Grace in silence, as too you'll find fear.
Cloisters of cowards, the shadows grow near
Hymnical sense to pall bear devine
They'll still lay your corpse atop this stone shrine

And how about a round of applause for our performers tonight ladies and gentlemen? You can catch MC Blue and DJ Q playing at The Noose & Knife every second Wednesday. Come along and support your local talent! Yeah! Once more, put your hands together.

Oh yeah, before I forget, I think that deserves a Potato: Agent

telltale handouts everyman

Oh yeah there's this other thing:

Potato: Ixcalibur

spuds for the people

While we wait, we should take the time to learn about how to class this up.



THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

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Spoilerwho will be the first person to watch this entire video? I know it's not me.

who will be the first person to watch this entire video? I know it's not me.

This sounds like a challenge... one moment, please...

This video is encouraging me to sit in the street and watch men. Just... stare at them intently. Could they... do they? Could it be...?



The Pocket Square

FUCK POCKET SQUARES

VOTE POCKET SQUARES

If you don't have the time to watch the whole video, I've picked out the salient points below:

• Blend your name and job description together for efficient communication.
  
• People who care about pocket squares need a forty-seven page e-book to get dressed in the morning.
  
• Pocket squares are perfect for those of us who happen to be museum exhibits in Dallas.
  
• Everyone should have more admiration for the male physique. EVERYONE.
  
• Wearing a pocket square makes it easier to notice hot chicks.
  
• Pro tip: vampires, get pocket squares and banish that pasty pale!
  
• Pocket squares allow you to "transcend" your humdrum humanity and reach unprecedented levels of STYLE.
  
• Pocket squares turn suits into deadly weapons of mass destruction.
  
• Everyone should watch Mad Men.

(you know if Slorange were to be put out of the running then I would totally be up for lynching pocket squares as an analogue for the knife)