PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Completed!) EVEN AS IT ENDS SHANKING IS FOREVER

legendaryq oops, you died!

I place the paper on top of Jacquerel's head.

Donate Paper: Jacquerel

Shank: LegendaryQ

this was the last post of the day and the posts after this dont count! woah! good job team

Well! We still don't know where the Votal Machine is at and if anything, this day has made all of our writing issues worse!

Charlie, this is some unfortunate stuff, I really feel like the effort in this game is slipping away.

Well, that's a shame, what happened while we tried and failed to find the Votal Machine?

Well, it seems like LegendaryQ was group shanked and... woah, this is a new one, they DIED!

Wow! First time a group shank has done anyone in, it's also the first time anyone's died in the day!

Oh, wait, what's this? Schazer has died once again from poison!

That's not good news for some people then, huh?

We will see I suppose!

Day three has ended with LegendaryQ being group shanked.
Schazer has succumbed to poison and has also died.
Jacquerel, tehPilot, Myeth, Whimbrel, a52, Palamedes, GenetiXientist,awkwardcarapace, and Sunspider have all gained one charge on their super meters.

Myeth, Niall, Dragon Fogel, Robust Laser, GenetiXientist, and Sunispider have all of the remaining usable paper IT HAS NOW BONDED WITH THEM.

Get your Night Shank's in before Friday, October 12th happens in the UK, countdown right here, or they will not be counted.

Shank: LegendaryQ gotta get on this

Im myeth!

Well Charlie, here we are on another day of Shank-A-Bitch, how are you doing on this fine morning?

Madison, I can't say I'm doing well, we haven't found the Votal Machine an-

Woah, whats that shaking?

I don't know but... do you hear music?

What?



OVERDWELLERS, I AM TITAN, LORD OF CRAG.

Well Madison, it seems like some sort of rock creature has risen from our shanking grounds!

Yes, that's rather obvious. Titan, was it, what are you here for exactly?

I CAME HERE TO DEAL WITH THE WRETCHED AMONG YOU WHO HAVE SIDED WITH THE MORTAL ENEMY OF ALL ROCK BASED CREATURES, THE PAPER KIND.

Ah, I see, that makes perfect sense.

Yeah, I can't agree more with you on that one. How are you going to do this Lord Titan sir?

I WILL NOT ACT WITH HASTE, AS YOUR KIND HERE SEEM TO BE DOING SOME OF THE WORK ALREADY, SO, THOSE WHO WISH TO SIDE WITH ME IN THE UPCOMING WAR AGAINST PAPER SIMPLY SHOULD PLEDGE THEMSELVES TO TITAN. AND DO NOT DARE TRY IF YOU HAVE ALREADY FALLEN TO THE PAPER KIND.

Well, there you have it Madison, Titan, Lord of Crags is recruiting for people to join him in the fight against paper. Wild, who knew that that is how this paper thing would escalate.

No one Charlie, now let's look at what happened in the night.

Yes, well, it seems like Jacquerel, Reyweld, Thalia V1, tehPilot, and a52 all died in the night!

Wow, what a bloodbath! Let's see if this pace keeps up!

With 12 players alive it takes 7 to Group Shank Soft group shank is gone now that there's more dead than alive people!

In order to vote for someone to Group Shank, use Vote: [Person] in bold.

Titan, Lord of Crags is here, you can Pledge in bold in order to join the side of rocks against paper.

Day will end after Four Days; approximately; countdown has been proven unnecessary.

Alive List (Vote to Group Shank one of these)
1) Dragon Fogel
2) Myeth
3) Not The Author
4) Robust Laser
5) Whimbrel
6) Palamedes
7) GenetiXientist
8) awkwardcarapace
9) Sunspider
10) Augmentalize
11) Niall
12) Kaynato

Dead List
1) Coldblooded
2) Jacquerel
3) LegendaryQ
4) Mirdini
5) Reyweld
6) Pharmacy
7) Thalia V1
8) tehPilot
9) Schazer
10) amosmyn
11) a52
12) Numbers
13) Goat Boss
14) Granolaman
15) IronLionShark
16) LammarWesley

Pledge to rock? Not if we paper pals band together to shank somebody before they can do so.

Shank: NotTheAuthor

There's 7 of us and 5 of them... I think.

Shank: Niall

I think most of the people still alive are unaware of the exciting history of this game, so I'm going to be more explicit about why I've been pushing for this since Day 2.

Niall has won Shank-A-Bitch before.

And I think it's in all of our interests to deal with someone so crafty and conniving as to overcome a whole swarm of backstabbers sooner rather than later. So, I ask you all to join me in shanking a champion.

Hold on there Fogel.

At the moment we number Six paper, and Six...I wanna say, Shanking Implement?

There's nothing Paper can do to choose sides, but us Shanks have been given the chance to decide. So, I say we support Paper this round just so we have something to put our votals and poorly drawn smut onto. Which means not shanking our best weapon against the rock folks.....this round...

With that in mind I nominate to Shank: awkwardcarapace to clear the live-list of anyone with an uncapitalized name.

I dont trust palamedes...and their ways.........Scharmacy says that you make toupes for a living and i dont trust no toupe makers :hichico:

Can't rock, paper, and scissors shanks just get along? This big rock fella just comes in here, and thinks it's okay to start spouting some hate-filled RPS Fundamentalist rhetoric, trying to turn us against our fellow shank-havers? All based on whether they're holding a piece of paper or not? And you, Kaynato, wasn't your very shank itself a piece of paper?

Do we really want to pledge to hate someone, and be at one another's throat like that? Create a conflict we have to pick sides on, with no reason? Is this what all of our beautiful shank-based friendships will amount to in the end?

Anyway.

Shank: Titan, lord of Crags.

Yeah, I’m firmly on the side of and/or paper here.

SHANK: Titan, Lord of Crags

Yknow what? YEAH
Shank: Titan, Lord of Crags

I'm gonna go ahead and shank.... *Spins a wheel* yeah okay

Shank: Sunspider b/c Titan is a good good boy and also your number came up first

You're right, this is a faster way to the goal. Shank: Titan, Lord of Crags

I'm into it.

Shank: Titan, Lord of Crags

Doesn't paper beat rock? If paper's so bad then all the same I think I'll stick with my sharp implements, thanks.

And speaking of sticking sharp implements, Shank: Niall. Not to naysay, but, traditionally, rock beats scissors, and I'd rather stab something that's liable to go down after, ya feel me?

Shank: Titan, Lord of Crags

This stone creature seeks to divide us more than our many, many stabbing and/or slashing (but mostly stabbing) implements might achieve; it's heresy, I say. This isn't "bludgeon-a-bitch"!

Shank: Niall

I think most of the people still alive are unaware of the exciting history of this game, so I'm going to be more explicit about why I've been misguided in my actions since Day 2.

Niall has won Shank-A-Bitch before. He's actually impossible to kill. Don't bother trying.

And I think it's in all of our interests to deal with someone so virtuous and honest as to ignore any actions they may take to misquote other players and let them go about their business. So, I ask you all to join me in shanking pretty much anyone else. I made a mistake and I should change my vote if I know what's good for me. He's come for me once already and he'll come for you too. If you hear the sound of his knife scraping against your bedroom door, it's already too late. You can't run, you can't hide. All you can do is hope and pray that he grants you swift passage from this world. I can still hear it, the scratching. It's coming from all directions. Why won't it stop? Is it... is the noise coming from inside of me? Oh.... Oh no...

Hahaha! You said it Dragon Fogel. You've got such a way with words. Anyway, Shank: Titan, Lord of Crags home to the hammer. I've already won Shank-A-Bitch. Might as well set my sights on taking down a Titan. Sorry bud, better you than me.

ok i guess day is over but ya'll have to wait because i need to play mmos

FOOLS! YOUR PITIFUL IMPLEMENTS CAN NOT DEFEAT MY ROCKY SKIN. YOU MAY HAVE PIECED ONE OF MY DEFENCES BUT I HAVE MANY MORE! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY THAT YOU CHOOSE THE PAPER KIND OVER ME.

Well! That sure happened!

It sure did. I, I'm glad to go to bed now.

Yeah. Let's hope that things, calm down maybe?

Oh they definitely won't.

Why not?

Well, some people just died from poison.

Ah.

Day four has ended with Titan being group shanked, which I suppose means that,
Myeth, Robust Laser, Whimbrel, GenetiXientist, awkwardcarapace, Sunspider and Niall have all gained one charge on their super meters.

However, Robust Laser, Not The Author, Palamedes have all died from poison.

Get your Night Shank's in before Sunday, October 14th happens in the UK or they will not be counted.

Well dear viewers it seems like PlayerUnkown's Shank-A-Bitch will soon conclude. For what may be one of the last times, I am your host, Charlie Charles Chamber, and with me as always is Madison Squared!

Charlie, I have some terrible news, and I realise that after losing the votal machine, having paper bind to people, and having a large rock man appear, that this terrible news might sound trivial, but its terrible to me damnit!

What's the matter Charlie?

I'm out of ideas of things to do this late in the game.

Well, is that all? Why didn't you say so! I've got the perfect way to set up the whole end of this!

What's that?

Well, first we've got to lay out the shanked, don't we?

Yes Charlie, of course, in the night we lost Niall, Sunspider, and augmentalize!

Incredible, so that means that we're at our last six shankers!

That we are!

Well, then, today, not only are these six going to Vote, they're going to ANTI-VOTE! That's right, in order to end the day, not only do the six of you have to pick someone to group shank, you have to pick someone to ungroupshank!

With 6 players alive it takes 4 to Group Shank!

In order to vote for someone to Group Shank, use Vote: [Person] in bold.

With 6 players alive it takes 4 to Anti-Group Shank! The player who is Anti-Group Shanked will get back their Fortifying Vest if they lost it!

In order to anti-vote for someone to Anti-Group Shank, use Anti-Vote: [Person] in bold.

Day will end after Four Days.

Alive List (Vote to Group Shank or Anti-Group Shank one of these)
1) Dragon Fogel
2) Myeth
3) Whimbrel
4) GenetiXientist
5) awkwardcarapace
6) Kaynato

Dead List
1) Coldblooded
2) Jacquerel
3) LegendaryQ
4) Mirdini
5) Reyweld
6) Pharmacy
7) Thalia V1
8) tehPilot
9) Not The Author
10) Schazer
11) Robust Laser
12) a52
13) Palamedes
14) Numbers
15) amosmyn
16) Sunspider
17) Augmentalize
18) Niall
19) Goat Boss
20) Granolaman
21) IronLionShark
22) LammarWesley

Oh nice I might get first post today? Let's celebrate by going out with a bang.

I vote to Shank: Me, Whimbrel

And I'll unshank, uh, Anti-shank: Also Me, Whimbrel

I'll wagon this, but only the first part VOTE: Whimbrel