Stop Me From Online Shopping Again

UPDATE! UP UP UPDATE AGEN has completed a SHIFT!

BUDGET +300!

[BUDGET: 1665]

RAZER NAGA TRINITY attacks!

CHALLENGE ROUND!!!

AGEN MODIFIERS:
+LIGATOR
+VASIVE
+DONUT
+ICORN

COMPLEX PROBLEM: Pretty mouse ;-;

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Agen can COMBINE modifiers to better tackle a problem!

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combine all modifiers

combine all modifiers

permanently

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AGEN pools COMBINATORIALS! -$500

AGEN gets the modifier +LITIGATOR!
AGEN gets the modifier +DONUTICORN!

[/b]MAJESTIC[/b] gains the modifier +DONUT!

+LITIGATOR and +DONUTICORN are level 2 modifiers! AGEN does not have enough money for a level 2 COMBINATORIAL!

[i]MAJESTIC[i] tries to run a race with only two legs! And loses! -$500

QUEST FOR MAJESTIC ASS added to problem sheet!

[BUDGET: $665]

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Utilise +DONUTICORN to make giant donut wheels for MAJESTIC

UPDATE! AGEN has completed a SHIFT!

BUDGET +300

[BUDGET: $965]

MAJESTIC rises from the depths of losering and gains PASTRY WHEELS. vroom vroom motherfuckers.

The NAGA TRINITY attacks! -$170

[BUDGET: $895]

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Buy a live pet mouse instead, then forget to feed it 90% of the time

oh shit

GERALD the mouse has joined your party! -$50

GERALD gets modifier: +STARVING
AGEN gets modifier: +RESPONSIBLE

[BUDGET: $845]

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>Go Gerald!
>That NAGA TRINITY is made of cheese, I swear

>GERALD: utilize +STARVING, resent owner
>AGEN: utilize +RESPONSIBLE, realise that if you had two mice you wouldn't be fully able to give 10% of your love (and whatever you're eating because you didn't buy mouse food) to GERALD

>Rent GERALD to some wealthy mad scientist to earn extra income.

UPDATE! AGEN has completed a SHIFT!

Budget +300!

You set GERALD onto the NAGA TRINITY, but as you lied to him his attacks do 0 damage!

GERALD gets modifier: +RESENT

AGEN uses +RESPONSIBLE, and tries to get another mouse! However, www.mouse.nom is currently unavailable.

GERALD uses +RESENT, and hires himself out to a LOCAL MAD SCIENTIST in a BID FOR FREEDOM. Unfortunately the MAD SCIENTIST is very responsible as well. +$100!

[BUDGET: $1245]

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now that we've got two COMPANIONS in our party, we can start messing with their traits! Each COMPANION has an intrinsic modifier, plus any additional combinatorial modifiers. Combinatorial modifiers can be combined and swapped in the same way AGEN's modifiers can, but this costs more money the higher level these traits are!

>AGEN: Buy fake dollar bills for a dollar per fake dollar, buy glue to stick them together to make GERALD a little mouse house he can sit inside of when he's feeling particularly resentful of you

You buy fake dollar bills from www.fakedollarbillz.nom. With the help of ONLINE TUTORIALS, you create a new housing market! -$100

Gerald gains modifier: +DWELLING!

[BUDGET: $1145]

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AGEN:
+LITIGATOR
+DONUTICORN (currently used by MAJESTIC
+RESPONSIBLE

MAJESTIC:
+DONUTICORN (intrinsic)
+PASTRYWHEELS

GERALD:
+STARVING (intrinsic)
+RESENT

>GERALD: +RESENT your one and only NEIGHbor, MAJESTIC.
>MAJESTIC: Make GERALD feel bad by sharing some of your donut wheels with him. Engage mildly tense friendship.

>AGEN: perhaps feed GERALD.
>AGEN: perhaps hit the gym, so you can take purchases harder.
>GERALD: work out. Gotta be strong against abuse.

>Go back and buy the spearow, nothing else
>Feed Gerald

UPDATE! DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY - 9 SHIFTS REMAIN

AGEN receives a DAY BONUS! +300!

[BUDGET: $1445]

SPEAROW acquired! -$0

SPEAROW gains modifier +POKEBALL!

GERALD utilizes +RESENT! MAJESTIC retaliates by utilizing +PASTRYWHEELS (to share).

MAJESTIC loses modifier +PASTRYWHEELS...
MAJESTIC gains modifier +FRIENDSHIP!

GERALD loses modifer +STARVING.
GERALD gains modifier +FRIENDSHIP!

You notice that GERALD has been fed through no action of your own. This pleases you.

AGEN loses modifier +RESPONSIBLE!
AGEN gains modifier +IRRESPONSIBLE!

www.onlinegym.nom has many exercise packages you can virtually work out in:

JAMES MOSTMUSCLED: extreme workout, focusing on the biceps. $150

IACOMUS LILMOUSEST: core workout with an extensive sweat session afterwards. $200

XAIME SWOLERER: stretch every muscle in your body up to sixteen meters. touch the sky $500

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AGEN:
+LITIGATOR
+DONUTICORN (currently used by MAJESTIC)
+IRRESPONSIBLE

MAJESTIC:
+DONUTICORN (intrinsic)
+FRIENDSHIP

GERALD:
+RESENT (intrinsic)
+FRIENDSHIP

SPEAROW:
+POKEBALL (intrinsic)

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Two identical modifiers can be UPGRADED to level 2 versions of themselves! This costs the same as COMBINING modifiers!

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THE LAST SHIFT APPROACHES.

IF AGEN CAN DEFEAT ALL THE PRODUCTS SHOPPED FOR THEN THE AUDIENCE WILL WIN!

MODIFIER AGAINST MODIFIER

BUDGET ON BUDGET ACTION

EXCITEMENT

COMING RIGHT NOW

ROUND 1

AGEN VS [b]MAJESTIC[/i]

[BUDGET: $1445]

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>Shame MAJESTIC with its inability to win a single race.

give MAJESTIC to ren

>Don't buy anything, give love to your companions.

UBER UPDATE! AGEN HAS COMPLETED ALL SHIFTS!

[BUDGET: NO LONGER RELEVANT]

AGEN uses SUPER ULTIMATE HAPPY FRIENDO PLATFORMER on MAJESTIC!

MAJESTIC is SHAMED for not winning a race! MAJESTIC attempts to PLATFORM to save the BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS WREN, and also MAJESTIC ASS!

MAJESTIC finds TRUE LOVE!!!

AGEN TAKES IT AWAY MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH


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