Post making contest 6.0

just use this whenever you want to say this word then akumu cannot see it

time to crawl back into my grave i made a bad pun

so i solved the rule 5 problem

This post passes rule 2.

just use this whenever you want to say this word then akumu cannot see it

This post passes rule 2.

time to crawl back into my grave i made a bad pun

This post passes rules 2 and 4.

Akumu Akumu Akumu Akumu Akumu

Akumu Akumu Akumu Akumu Akumu

This post passes rule 4.

maybe they're all themed after vegetables

maybe they're all themed after vegetables

This post passes rule 2.

nyaa~~

Rule 1: peas rule. peas come in pods in which there are lots of peas so every post must repeat itself a certain amount and include someone's name because everyone knows peas all have names for one another.
Rule 2: potatoes rule. because i always ask for more potatoes you have to say more to pass this rule
Rule 3: cauliflour rule. must contain a named character.
Rule 4: carrots rule. because carrots are the most common vegetable your post will probably pass rule 4
Rule 5: pumpkin rule. mustn't say the word pumpkin because pumpkins don't exist

nyaa~~

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

Rule 1: peas rule. peas come in pods in which there are lots of peas so every post must repeat itself a certain amount and include someone's name because everyone knows peas all have names for one another.
Rule 2: potatoes rule. because i always ask for more potatoes you have to say more to pass this rule
Rule 3: cauliflour rule. must contain a named character.
Rule 4: carrots rule. because carrots are the most common vegetable your post will probably pass rule 4
Rule 5: pumpkin rule. mustn't say the word pumpkin because pumpkins don't exist

This post passes rules 2 and 3.

urgent thread meeting we need to define what a vegetable is

*bangs the gong to summon everyone back to the thread for the meeting*

A vegetable is defined as a carrot or a thing that is less common than a carrot. Obviously.

oh shit it turns out that was a gong sealing an ancient evil and now we have to fight it to stop it from taking over the world whoops

Can we use carrots to do that?

urgent thread meeting we need to define what a vegetable is

This post passes rule 2.

*bangs the gong to summon everyone back to the thread for the meeting*

This post passes rule 2.

A vegetable is defined as a carrot or a thing that is less common than a carrot. Obviously.

This post passes rule 2.

oh shit it turns out that was a gong sealing an ancient evil and now we have to fight it to stop it from taking over the world whoops

This post passes rules 2 and 3.

Can we use carrots to do that?

This post passes rule 2.

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SpoilerShow

(look i wasnt able to find any cauliflower aight!!!!!!)

Is Dexter ill Is Dexter ill Is Dexter ill Is Dexter ill today?

Is Dexter today?

Is Dexter ill today?

Is Dexter illIs Dexter illIs Dexter illillillIs Dexter ill today?

This post passes rules 1 and 2.

SpoilerShow

(look i wasnt able to find any cauliflower aight!!!!!!)

This post passes rule 2.

Is Dexter ill Is Dexter ill Is Dexter ill Is Dexter ill today?

This post passes rules 1 and 2.

Is Dexter today?

This post passes rule 2.

Is Dexter ill today?

This post passes rule 2.

Does anyone else hate it when Homer doesn't have his arms in it?

Wait, hang on, before we go defeating this ancient evil, we should double-check what its social policies are.

For all we know, we might be able to get a pretty good deal here.

I turn on the episode and I'm like what the fuck where are Homer's arms in this one? No stars and I turn it right off.