I work at a sword store.

Do you sell claymores? Those are my favorite. Also have you ever made swords where the handle is a calculator
for some reason, no-one buys claymores. we've had a few model claymores but no real ones. also no calculator handles either.

do you swing the sword

how many people have you killed

do other people swing the swords

do you swing the sword
not often, im more of a knuckleduster person
how many people have you killed
0, injured/cursed is an entirely different story
do other people swing the swords
one time we had to call the police because someone broke in and started swinging swords around everywhere.

has anyone ever tried to haggle for a sword? how do you handle hagglers

who was the most questionable customer you've ever sold a sword to

and for that matter have you ever had to refuse service to someone for being too questionable to sell a sword to

Have you ever given away a sword as the final step in a prolonged trading sequence?

do any of your wares have that cool rainbow oily look to them

has anyone ever tried to haggle for a sword? how do you handle hagglers
a man fully dressed as a jester tried to haggle for some nunchuks and i gave him a discount just on principle. no one other than him has haggled though.
who was the most questionable customer you've ever sold a sword to
man wearing a fedora and a trenchcoat wanted a katana.
and for that matter have you ever had to refuse service to someone for being too questionable to sell a sword to
so theres a lot of druggos who come to the store due to yknow, selling bongs and the such, so sometimes you get people obviously on something trying to buy sai and stuff. we dont sell to people who look like theyre on anything.
Have you ever given away a sword as the final step in a prolonged trading sequence?
no but i once was asked to trade a bastard sword for concert tickets.
do any of your wares have that cool rainbow oily look to them
many of the shurikens have that look and i believe we have a hatchet with that look too.

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What other non sword blades do you have besides the hatchet
pretty much just hatchets/tomahawks. ;c we're boring

Which stores are New Zealand's main purveyors of good blades and blaze goods, and how does the business you're in stack up in terms of market share?

Most pricey blade?

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Which stores are New Zealand's main purveyors of good blades and blaze goods, and how does the business you're in stack up in terms of market share?
we are, in fact, the main purveyors of good blades n' blaze. no competition!
Most pricey blade?
theres this giant replica sword from braveheart for like 905 dollars. its very heavy.
can you forge a battle shovel
i can sure as hell try

Do you import swords or are they all forged in New Zealand

If the latter can I come check out your sword farm some time,
how much would you charge to let visitors plant a shiv and have it be lovingly raised until it's eventually yanked from the earth a fully-matured claymore

Do you import swords or are they all forged in New Zealand
90% are imports, but we dont have a sword farm. theyre too costly.

would your boss consider buying sword cattle?

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Could a really heavy broadsword be used to chop firewood?

What other non sword blades do you have besides the hatchet
pretty much just hatchets/tomahawks. ;c we're boring

What? no battleaxes?