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I work at a sword store. - Oats - 12-09-2016
hi im new zealand and work at a sword store?
ask me things about sword store.
we sell swords and sometimes bongs too.
RE: I work at a sword store. - Hichico - 12-09-2016
Why are Bastard Swords the best sword, and every other sword therefore invalid?
RE: I work at a sword store. - Gimeurcookie - 12-09-2016
What's the weirdest bong you've seen
RE: I work at a sword store. - Reyweld - 12-09-2016
why do sell bongs at a sword store?
RE: I work at a sword store. - Sleepy - 12-09-2016
sword-bong?
Bong-sword???
RE: I work at a sword store. - Reyweld - 12-09-2016
♪That's really a, sharp bong, don't you think?
Y'know black is this year's pink.♫
RE: I work at a sword store. - Dragon Fogel - 12-09-2016
Do you sell word sword swords?
RE: I work at a sword store. - Oats - 12-09-2016
what's the best kind of sword for cutting large fruits in mid air so that they land in a bowl for fruit salad
the big sword, maybe a bastard sword would work
what's the best kind of sword for Duels and Vengeance Killing
probably a rapier so you can jab em
Why are Bastard Swords the best sword, and every other sword therefore invalid?
Im sorry, but bastard swords are the worst selling swords here. we sell more wooden training swords than bastard swords.
What's the weirdest bong you've seen
https://65.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meg1dvLvmW1redqp6o1_500.jpg
why do sell bongs at a sword store?
Bongs sell more than swords and are hard to get in nz. we don't classify them as bongs, they're "antique vases".
RE: I work at a sword store. - Kitet - 12-09-2016
Do you know how to curse a real sword?
RE: I work at a sword store. - Oats - 12-09-2016
Do you know how to curse a real sword?
my grandfather taught me how to curse a sword, its surprisingly easy. I cant tell you as cursed swords are outlawed after my grandfather cursed a sword to swear at the prime minister.
RE: I work at a sword store. - Schazer - 12-09-2016
(12-09-2016, 05:23 AM)Oats Wrote: » Do you know how to curse a real sword?
my grandfather taught me how to curse a sword, its surprisingly easy. I cant tell you as cursed swords are outlawed after my grandfather cursed a sword to swear at the prime minister.
A national hero if true
RE: I work at a sword store. - Oats - 12-09-2016
its entirely true. he cursed the sword and gifted it to the prime minister, but the sword would constantly tell the prime minister that he "smelled less than great". The prime minister had him executed for this.
RE: I work at a sword store. - Electrum - 12-09-2016
How are you the entirety of New Zealand? Are you a wizard?
RE: I work at a sword store. - learning-timebuster - 12-09-2016
is there any overlap between swords and bongs, like do some products youre selling function as both
RE: I work at a sword store. - Gatr - 12-09-2016
do you sell any shitty anime swords
who makes your swords
do you have any historic swords with cool stories
can i buy one online
RE: I work at a sword store. - Jacquerel - 12-09-2016
what sword would you recommend to pair best with the purchase of an "antique vase"
RE: I work at a sword store. - Gimeurcookie - 12-09-2016
What type of plant do you think would look nice inside your antique vases? I'm thinking rosemarys.
RE: I work at a sword store. - Kaynato - 12-09-2016
How do you curse a fake sword, though? Can you sell fake swords, even?
RE: I work at a sword store. - Lankie - 12-09-2016
Do you know how to curse a real bong?
RE: I work at a sword store. - Oats - 12-09-2016
How are you the entirety of New Zealand? Are you a wizard?
Warlock, not a wizard.
is there any overlap between swords and bongs, like do some products youre selling function as both
Real Answer: i dont think theres any real market for smonking out of a sword, so nope.
do you sell any shitty anime swords
We sold a couple of swords from like, animes i never watched. Bleach is shitty right? if so then yeah.
who makes your swords
Honestly, i have no clue. Ill ask the bossman next time i have work.
do you have any historic swords with cool stories
We sold a replica of my grandfathers cursed sword but we made sure it didnt swear this time.
can i buy one online
Importing it from NZ would be a big waste of time, buy a sword from somewhere else.
what sword would you recommend to pair best with the purchase of an "antique vase"
Get the Bob Marley antique vase and the rasta colored sai. they go together like peanut butter and shrimps.
What type of plant do you think would look nice inside your antique vases? I'm thinking rosemarys.
Id recommend purple sage in there or maybe petunias, depends on your preference.
How do you curse a fake sword, though? Can you sell fake swords, even?
Cursing a fake sword is a lot easier than cursing a real sword. Just douse the fake sword in goat milk and then sacrifice one of your friends. Selling model swords is a lot easier than selling real swords, if im being honest.
Do you know how to curse a real bong?
Similar process to cursing a fake sword. just replace a friend with your neighbour.
along this line of thought, what vintage/year of sword is your favourite
1500. Rapiers man, the coolest swords.
RE: I work at a sword store. - Dragon Fogel - 12-09-2016
But what if my neighbor is a friend and I'm trying to curse a bong that's a fake sword? Which ritual has priority here?
RE: I work at a sword store. - Oats - 12-09-2016
But what if my neighbor is a friend and I'm trying to curse a bong that's a fake sword? Which ritual has priority here?
The bong ritual will always take priority. Neighbors are worth more than friends in the eyes of the curseman.
RE: I work at a sword store. - Schazer - 12-09-2016
(12-09-2016, 06:02 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »What type of plant do you think would look nice inside your antique vases? I'm thinking rosemarys.
From my fuzzy memory they were often shittily disguised using fake gerberas more than other flora
RE: I work at a sword store. - OTTO - 12-10-2016
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RE: I work at a sword store. - SleepingOrange - 12-10-2016
(12-09-2016, 06:02 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »What type of plant do you think would look nice inside your antique vases? I'm thinking rosemarys.
Oregano, come on