Take the Throne

A throne sits at the top of the highest tower of a castle at the top of a mountain. I sit down on the throne. Take the throne. Be as creative as you like.

[STEALS THE THRONE AND RUNS]

i take the throne

I build my own identical throne and just sit next to you in it for a while until you harbor doubts about which throne is the real one.

I build yet another throne. Behind it, is a car.

i take the throne

I already have a car so I ask for the goat

I give you a delicious apple pie laced with laxatives and wait.

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i take the throne

Luigi Time!!!

I AM THE THRONE

i brainjack the throne

i take the throne

i eat the throne

i take the throne

i take the throne

you were willing to wait for it to come out???????

I take the throne from Chwoka and put it up on a really high shelf.

I magically levitate the throne off the high shelf using my mind powers and bury it underground where nobody can find it.

I declare myself Nobody and find the buried throne.

i issue a lien on the throne, insuring that anyone who takes it from me next will PAY DEARLY

(six dollars and forty-seven cents is very dear to me okay)

I steal 6 dollars and forty EIGHT cents with my magical levitation powers and do the 'ole switcheroo with the moola and the throne.

I dismantle the throne and spread its contents throughout the nine realms, each of the pieces guarded by beasts wielding the unimaginable power of food photography.

i take the throne

Chwoka, what are you doing with that throne again?

I take the throne from Chwoka and put it in the time-out corner.

Eat your veggies first.

i eat a meat salad with bacon croutons and turkey-slice lettuce

i take the throne and put a big sign in front of it saying "not the throne"