Post making contest 4.0

This is update #195.

Sruix what is proved by this picture all i can see is face and hair

It turned out much darker than I thought, but that was a picture of me in bed in an attempt at providing proof. You can just about see the covers as the dark patch at the bottom and a pillow behind my hair. But yeah, turned out way too dark to be useful. Huh.

Rule 1 was originally intended to pass some Sruixan updates but he was sleeping after hosting a rules hell.

I love how innocuously you phrased this whilst still managing to capture the enormity of an implicit consequence of hosting a rules hell.

End of message.

I always try to keep your updates in mind while crafting my rules!

well i guess the theory that Sruix goes to sleep is still little more than conjecture and hearsay then

[A bunch of common words]

Passes no rules!

I can count. See: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Passes rule 5.

PEBBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Passes rule 3.

This is update #195.

Sruix what is proved by this picture all i can see is face and hair

It turned out much darker than I thought, but that was a picture of me in bed in an attempt at providing proof. You can just about see the covers as the dark patch at the bottom and a pillow behind my hair. But yeah, turned out way too dark to be useful. Huh.

Rule 1 was originally intended to pass some Sruixan updates but he was sleeping after hosting a rules hell.

I love how innocuously you phrased this whilst still managing to capture the enormity of an implicit consequence of hosting a rules hell.

End of message.

Passes rule 3.

I always try to keep your updates in mind while crafting my rules!

Passes rule 4.

well i guess the theory that Sruix goes to sleep is still little more than conjecture and hearsay then

Passes rules 3 and 4.

One, three, seven, six, four, eight, two, nine, five, ten. There are ten fingers.

This is update #196.

well i guess the theory that Sruix goes to sleep is still little more than conjecture and hearsay then

I feel shockingly dedicated to proving that I do in fact sleep. This is somehow in spite of the fact that I'm mainly proving this to Ix, who I have just about managed to catch sleeping just once in three months...

End of message.

I would just like to say that there is no such picture, unless that was the intent.

just more proof that sruix sleeping is lies

Everything is catching, yes, everything is catching on fire.
Everything is catching on fire.


Fingertips
Fingertips
Fingertips

I hear the wind blow
I hear the wind blow
It seems to say, "Hello, hello! I'm the one who loves you so!"

Hey now everybody now hey now everybody hey now everybody now.

Who is that standing by the window?

I found a new friend underneath my pillow.

Uh, c'mon and wreck my car
Uh, c'mon and wreck my car
Uh, c'mon and wreck my car
Uh, c'mon and wreck my car

Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?
Aren't you the guy who hit me in the eye?

Please pass the milk, please.
Please pass the milk, please.
Please pass the milk, please.

Leave me alone, leave me alone

Who's knocking on the wall?

All alone, all alone, all by myself.

What's that blue thing doing here?

Something grabbed a hold of my hand
I didn't know what had my hand
But that's when all my troubles began

I don't understand you
(I don't understand you)
I just don't understand you
(I don't understand you)
I don't understand the things you say
I can't understand a single word
I don't understand you
(I don't understand you)
I just don't understand you
(I don't understand you)
I cannot understand you
(I don't understand you)
I don't understand you
(I don't understand you)

I heard a sound
I turned around
I turned around to find the thing that made the sound

Mysterious whisper
Mysterious whisper
Mysterious whisper
Mysterious whisper

The day that love came to play

I'm having a heart attack
I'm having a heart attack
I'm having a heart attack
I'm having a heart attack

(Fingertips)
(Fingertips)

I walk along darkened corridors
And I walk along darkened corridors
I walk along darkened corridors
And I walk along darkened corridors

(I don't understand you)

accurately summarizes my general feelings about some of these rules

Balder's Dash.

One, three, seven, six, four, eight, two, nine, five, ten. There are ten fingers.

Passes no rules!

This is update #196.

well i guess the theory that Sruix goes to sleep is still little more than conjecture and hearsay then

I feel shockingly dedicated to proving that I do in fact sleep. This is somehow in spite of the fact that I'm mainly proving this to Ix, who I have just about managed to catch sleeping just once in three months...

End of message.

Passes rule 5.

I would just like to say that there is no such picture, unless that was the intent.

Passes no rules!

just more proof that sruix sleeping is lies

Passs no rules!

[I'm guessing this is the lyrics to Fingertips? Not sure.]

Passes rule 3.

(I don't understand you)

accurately summarizes my general feelings about some of these rules

Passes no rules!

Balder's Dash.

Passes rule 3.

One. Two. Three. Many! Lots!

Have you ever been trying to count to a high number and you just keep losing track of those digits? Here's a hot tip: use your fingers (your digits if you will) as visual representation of those abstract digits.

Yes? Yes.

One, two, three, four, five, six. This post was made seven minutes after the previous. Eight, nine, ten.

But Ix, what if I lose track of my fingertips.

They're already lost track of, no hope in bothering anymore.

If you can't find the tips of your fingers use this handy aid to memory:

Finding the tips of your fingers
Is
Not really that hard
Generally its not
Essential to
Remember
This mnemonic.
In essence they're the
Parts of your fingers at the end.
Sorted.

Have you ever been trying to count to a high number and you just keep losing track of those digits? Here's a hot tip: use your fingers (your digits if you will) as visual representation of those abstract digits.

This tip was so hot it burned my fingers.

One. Two. Three. Many! Lots!

Passes no rules!

Have you ever been trying to count to a high number and you just keep losing track of those digits? Here's a hot tip: use your fingers (your digits if you will) as visual representation of those abstract digits.

Passes rule 3.

Yes? Yes.

Passes no rules!

One, two, three, four, five, six. This post was made seven minutes after the previous. Eight, nine, ten.

Passes no rules!

But Ix, what if I lose track of my fingertips.

Passes rules 3 and 4.

They're already lost track of, no hope in bothering anymore.

Passes rule 3. ACTUALLY DOESN'T PASS ANYTHING SORRY.

If you can't find the tips of your fingers use this handy aid to memory:

Finding the tips of your fingers
Is
Not really that hard
Generally its not
Essential to
Remember
This mnemonic.
In essence they're the
Parts of your fingers at the end.
Sorted.

Passes no rules!

Have you ever been trying to count to a high number and you just keep losing track of those digits? Here's a hot tip: use your fingers (your digits if you will) as visual representation of those abstract digits.

This tip was so hot it burned my fingers.

Passes no rules!

I'm so patient

I'm even more patient.

Man, I wanted to be a bit less patient though. Oh well.

This is a post.

I'm so patient

How nice. Unfortunately, this post doesn't pass any rules.

I'm even more patient.

Man, I wanted to be a bit less patient though. Oh well.

Passes no rules again!

This is a post.

Passes rule 3.