Post making contest 3.0

alphabetical worms eat phonetic dirt

Kblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahíeros
Kíblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblaheros
Kíeblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahros
Kíerblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahos
Kíeroblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahs

Írs

Rule three could be "post contains a word that starts with K and ends with S". To test this formally, kittens.

Kansas

ixzrt

I didn't read anything in this thread yet so I don't know if there are rules to this

íxzrt

THE KÁNSAS SET OF RULES

My internet connection went down just as I was about to post that and I had to spend something like five minutes reconnecting to get it to actually go through.

I think we can all agree it was worth it.

I didn't read anything in this thread yet so I don't know if there are rules to this

There are rules but fortunately we get to break them.

The AAAAAA set of rules.

Passes rule 5.

Does sruixan still have [oil]?

I'm not sure. Sruix would need to post, and this post passes rule 5.

天王盖地虎
宝塔镇河妖
莫哈莫哈

Passes rules 1, 2, and 5.

ninechars

Passes rule 5.

sixtxt

Passes rule 5.

híj

Passes rules 2 and 5.

ｋｉｒｅｏｓ

Passes rules 2, 4, and 5.

KⅠEROS

Passes rules 1, 2, 3, and 4.

alphabetical worms eat phonetic dirt

Passes rule 5.

Kblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahíeros
Kíblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblaheros
Kíeblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahros
Kíerblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahos
Kíeroblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahs

Passes rules 2 and 5.

Írs

Passes rules 2 and 5.

Rule three could be "post contains a word that starts with K and ends with S". To test this formally, kittens.

Passes rules 4 and 5.

Kansas

Passes rule 5.

ixzrt

Passes rule 5.

I didn't read anything in this thread yet so I don't know if there are rules to this

There aren't. Also passes rules 4 and 5.

íxzrt

Passes rules 2 and 5.

THE KÁNSAS SET OF RULES

Passes rules 2 and 5.

My internet connection went down just as I was about to post that and I had to spend something like five minutes reconnecting to get it to actually go through.

I think we can all agree it was worth it.

Yes, it was. Also passes rules 4 and 5.

I didn't read anything in this thread yet so I don't know if there are rules to this

There are rules but fortunately we get to break them.

Passes rule 5.

Here are some hints for rule three:

• Refrigerator
• Sergeant
• Christmas
• Potato
• LUBRICATION

whoops keiros looks like you were trying to give us some hints for rule three and you accidentally posted your shopping list instead

Sergeant "Christmas Potato" is on the scene to apprehend the criminal "Lubrication Refrigerator."

One Kíero please.

Here are some hints for rule three:

• Refrigerator
• Sergeant
• Christmas
• Potato
• LUBRICATION

Passes rules 4 and 5.

whoops keiros looks like you were trying to give us some hints for rule three and you accidentally posted your shopping list instead

Though it may seem that way, that really is a hint for rule three. Even if it didn't pass... weird. Also passes rules 1, 3, and 4.

Sergeant "Christmas Potato" is on the scene to apprehend the criminal "Lubrication Refrigerator."

Passes rules 4 and 5.

One Kíero please.

Passes rules 2, 4, and 5.

lubrication

fremp

k i e r o s
ki ke kr ko ks
ie ir io is
er eo es
ro rs
os

kie kir kio kis
ker keo kes
kro krs
kos
ier ieo ies
iro irs
ios
ero ers
eos
ros
kier kieo kies
kiro kirs
kios
kero kers
keos
kros
iero iers
iros
eros
kiero kiers kieos kiros keros ieros

• Jalopy
  
• Merry-go-around
  
• Shopping
  
• Ixcaliber
  
• FREMP
  

janitorial

lubrication

Passes rule 5.

fremp

Passes rule 5.

k i e r o s
ki ke kr ko ks
ie ir io is
er eo es
ro rs
os

kie kir kio kis
ker keo kes
kro krs
kos
ier ieo ies
iro irs
ios
ero ers
eos
ros
kier kieo kies
kiro kirs
kios
kero kers
keos
kros
iero iers
iros
eros
kiero kiers kieos kiros keros ieros

Passes rules 1, 4, and 5.

• Jalopy
  
• Merry-go-around
  
• Shopping
  
• Ixcaliber
  
• FREMP
  

Passes rules 4 and 5.

janitorial

Passes rules 4 and 5.

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