Post making contest 3.0
Eagle Time › Archive › Adventures and Games › Forum Games
└ Post making contest 3.0

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Who has posted? | | View a Printable Version
Post making contest 3.0
Crowstone
squee~
Offline
Posts: 1,802
Joined: Jul 2012
Pronouns: girl
 Location: usa
#176
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 03:45 AM
(05-31-2016, 03:28 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »Rule 2 cannot be passed under any circumstances.

it can actually!

this post passes rule 3, 4 and 5.
Find
Robust Laser
chillbug
Offline
Posts: 3,242
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: She/They/He/Whatever
 Location: Kelowna, BC, Canada, THE MOON
#177
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 03:48 AM
rule 2 exists in our hearts

unfortunately our actual hearts break rule 2 so
Website Find
Crowstone
squee~
Offline
Posts: 1,802
Joined: Jul 2012
Pronouns: girl
 Location: usa
#178
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 03:54 AM
(05-31-2016, 03:48 AM)Robust Laser Wrote: »rule 2 exists in our hearts

unfortunately our actual hearts break rule 2 so

this passes rule 4 and 5
Find
Kíeros
🌈🐙👽 (gay tentacle alien)
Offline
Posts: 3,214
Joined: Mar 2013
Pronouns: she/her/hers
 Location: ρ(∂v/∂t+v•∇v)= -∇p+∇•T+f
#179
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 04:31 AM
How Rule 2 Basic
Find
Crowstone
squee~
Offline
Posts: 1,802
Joined: Jul 2012
Pronouns: girl
 Location: usa
#180
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 04:48 AM
(05-31-2016, 04:31 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »How Rule 2 Basic

this passes rule 5.

(05-31-2016, 04:37 AM)Wheat Wrote: »;3


strike strike strike=a turkey

this passes rule 5.
Find
Dragon Fogel
The Goddamn Pacman
Offline
Posts: 10,065
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns:
Location:
#181
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 04:54 AM
This haiku is bad
Really, really, really bad
Just as I promised
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious |  It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
Find
Crowstone
squee~
Offline
Posts: 1,802
Joined: Jul 2012
Pronouns: girl
 Location: usa
#182
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 05:07 AM
(05-31-2016, 04:54 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »This haiku is bad
Really, really, really bad
Just as I promised

it may be bad but at least it passes rules 3, 4 and 5!
Find
Kíeros
🌈🐙👽 (gay tentacle alien)
Offline
Posts: 3,214
Joined: Mar 2013
Pronouns: she/her/hers
 Location: ρ(∂v/∂t+v•∇v)= -∇p+∇•T+f
#183
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 06:02 AM
Million dollars but

Whenever you get an email, a cockroach appears in your mouth.
Find
Crowstone
squee~
Offline
Posts: 1,802
Joined: Jul 2012
Pronouns: girl
 Location: usa
#184
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 06:04 AM
(05-31-2016, 06:02 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »Million dollars but

Whenever you get an email, a cockroach appears in your mouth.

i guess i'll have to delete all my email accounts
the post passes rule 3 and 5
Find
Reyweld
Guest Star
Offline
Posts: 6,617
Joined: Dec 2014
Pronouns: He/Him (or They/Them)
 Location: Hell-Place, Ontario
#185
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 11:10 AM
Show Content

Did I win? Maybe.
Sig:
Show Content
Website Find
Sruixan
totally is a cicada
Offline
Posts: 2,535
Joined: Aug 2011
Pronouns: eh
 Location: seaside and spires
#186
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 11:57 AM
This is test #ah fuck it I can't be arsed to go check

(05-30-2016, 11:49 PM)Schazer Wrote: »jsyk I am saving these for future use they are far too valuable

is that future use blackmail

because if so then sure that sounds fine
Website Find
Schazer
Patron Saint of Normcore
Offline
Posts: 7,449
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: they/them/whatever
 Location: Coast.
#187
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 12:03 PM
(05-31-2016, 11:10 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »
Show Content

Did I win? Maybe.

negative butt and a nopestronaut
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death  | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
Website Find
Sruixan
totally is a cicada
Offline
Posts: 2,535
Joined: Aug 2011
Pronouns: eh
 Location: seaside and spires
#188
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 12:07 PM
(05-31-2016, 12:03 PM)Schazer Wrote: »
(05-31-2016, 11:10 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »
Show Content

Did I win? Maybe.

negative butt and a nopestronaut

I have 40% of a mathematics degree I can confirm this is how arithmetic works.

(that line is going to get so much better in just over a year)
Website Find
Schazer
Patron Saint of Normcore
Offline
Posts: 7,449
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: they/them/whatever
 Location: Coast.
#189
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 12:10 PM
[Image: KH3QnOz.png]
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death  | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
Website Find
Sruixan
totally is a cicada
Offline
Posts: 2,535
Joined: Aug 2011
Pronouns: eh
 Location: seaside and spires
#190
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 12:14 PM
This is update #73.

I don't really know what to do here, so I'm falling back on a tried-and-tested approach. Who knows, it might actually work this time...

End of message.
Website Find
Schazer
Patron Saint of Normcore
Offline
Posts: 7,449
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: they/them/whatever
 Location: Coast.
#191
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 12:20 PM
[Image: ptLMOcJ.png]
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death  | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
Website Find
Sruixan
totally is a cicada
Offline
Posts: 2,535
Joined: Aug 2011
Pronouns: eh
 Location: seaside and spires
#192
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 12:23 PM
This is update #74.

About me: I missed Peaches sitting on the Giant Cushion whilst I was decompressing from this morning's paper and somehow I'm more annoyed about that then I am at my exam performance.

End of message.
Website Find
Granolaman
Patron Saint of Normcore
Offline
Posts: 1,380
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: He/Him/His
 Location: Wiscaaansin
#193
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 01:30 PM
[Image: xksE2DQ.png]
Find
Sruixan
totally is a cicada
Offline
Posts: 2,535
Joined: Aug 2011
Pronouns: eh
 Location: seaside and spires
#194
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 02:04 PM
This is update #75.

I managed about half an hour of revision and then this started happening. Please send help.

End of message.
Website Find
Dragon Fogel
The Goddamn Pacman
Offline
Posts: 10,065
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns:
Location:
#195
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 04:22 PM
I'm still waking up.
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious |  It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
Find
Crowstone
squee~
Offline
Posts: 1,802
Joined: Jul 2012
Pronouns: girl
 Location: usa
#196
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 04:37 PM
(05-31-2016, 11:10 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »
Show Content

Did I win? Maybe.

this passes rules 3 and 5.


(05-31-2016, 11:57 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is test #ah fuck it I can't be arsed to go check

(05-30-2016, 11:49 PM)Schazer Wrote: »jsyk I am saving these for future use they are far too valuable

is that future use blackmail

because if so then sure that sounds fine


this passes rules 3 and 5.

(05-31-2016, 12:03 PM)Schazer Wrote: »
(05-31-2016, 11:10 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »
Show Content

Did I win? Maybe.

negative butt and a nopestronaut

this passes rules 3 and 5.


(05-31-2016, 12:07 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »
(05-31-2016, 12:03 PM)Schazer Wrote: »
(05-31-2016, 11:10 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »
Show Content

Did I win? Maybe.

negative butt and a nopestronaut

I have 40% of a mathematics degree I can confirm this is how arithmetic works.

(that line is going to get so much better in just over a year)

this passes rules 3 and 5.



(05-31-2016, 12:10 PM)Schazer Wrote: »[Image: KH3QnOz.png]


this passes rules 3 and 5

(05-31-2016, 12:14 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #73.

I don't really know what to do here, so I'm falling back on a tried-and-tested approach. Who knows, it might actually work this time...

End of message.

this passes rules 3, 4 and 5



(05-31-2016, 12:20 PM)Schazer Wrote: »[Image: ptLMOcJ.png]

this passes rules 3 and 5

(05-31-2016, 12:23 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #74.

About me: I missed Peaches sitting on the Giant Cushion whilst I was decompressing from this morning's paper and somehow I'm more annoyed about that then I am at my exam performance.

End of message.

this passes rules 3 and 4.

(05-31-2016, 01:30 PM)Granolaman Wrote: »[Image: xksE2DQ.png]

this passes rule 3

(05-31-2016, 02:04 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »This is update #75.

I managed about half an hour of revision and then this started happening. Please send help.

End of message.

this passes rule 3 and 5

(05-31-2016, 04:22 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I'm still waking up.

this passes rules 3 4 and 5
Find
Kaynato
Archivist
Offline
Posts: 2,251
Joined: Nov 2011
Pronouns: she/her
 Location:
#197
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 04:45 PM
ｐａｓｓｒｕｌｅ２
ａｓｓｒｕｌｅ２ｐ
ｓｓｒｕｌｅ２ｐａ
ｓｒｕｌｅ２ｐａｓ
ｒｕｌｅ２ｐａｓｓ
ｕｌｅ２ｐａｓｓｒ
ｌｅ２ｐａｓｓｒｕ
ｅ２ｐａｓｓｒｕｌ
２ｐａｓｓｒｕｌｅ
Website Find
Crowstone
squee~
Offline
Posts: 1,802
Joined: Jul 2012
Pronouns: girl
 Location: usa
#198
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 04:55 PM
(05-31-2016, 04:45 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »ｐａｓｓｒｕｌｅ２
ａｓｓｒｕｌｅ２ｐ
ｓｓｒｕｌｅ２ｐａ
ｓｒｕｌｅ２ｐａｓ
ｒｕｌｅ２ｐａｓｓ
ｕｌｅ２ｐａｓｓｒ
ｌｅ２ｐａｓｓｒｕ
ｅ２ｐａｓｓｒｕｌ
２ｐａｓｓｒｕｌｅ

passes rules 3 and 5
Find
Crowstone
squee~
Offline
Posts: 1,802
Joined: Jul 2012
Pronouns: girl
 Location: usa
#199
RE: uwuu
05-31-2016, 05:19 PM
(05-31-2016, 05:13 PM)Wheat Wrote: »
(05-31-2016, 12:20 PM)Schazer Wrote: »[Image: ptLMOcJ.png]
What kind of ramshackle namby-pamby offbrand That Pill is this
(05-31-2016, 04:22 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I'm still waking up.
WAKE ME UP
Wake me up inside
CAN'T WAKE UP
Wake me up inside
SAVE ME
Call my name to save me from the dark
(05-31-2016, 02:57 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »*Slides $1 to Crowstone*

This post passes rule 2, right?
*Slides $2*

Two is greater than one.

this post passes rule 1 and 3.
Find
Kaynato
Archivist
Offline
Posts: 2,251
Joined: Nov 2011
Pronouns: she/her
 Location:
#200
RE: Post making contest
05-31-2016, 05:42 PM
This sentence is false.
Website Find