Post making contest 2.0

aks is behaving illegally and he's gotta stop

aks is behaving illegally and he's gotta stop

science and concern are happening in this thread right now.

Aks you gotta stop

passes rule 3

I'm sorry this is an intervention, you gotta stop Aks, you can't do this any more.

violates all five

passes rule 3

aks is behaving illegally and he's gotta stop

passes rule 4

aks is behaving illegally and he's gotta stop

passes rule 5

aks is behaving illegally and he's gotta stop

passes rule 2 and 4

science and concern are happening in this thread right now.

fails every rule!

The ocean says you're all nerds.

The ocean says you're all nerds.

The ocean says you're all nerds.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.

The ocean says you're all nerds.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 4.

aks is behaving illegally and he's gotta stop

passes rule 5

aks is behaving illegally and he's gotta stop

passes rule 2 and 4

WELL WHAT THE FREAK. Let's look at those:

[noparse]

aks is behaving illegally and he's gotta stop

aks is behaving illegally and he's gotta stop

[/noparse]
Yeah so screw looking at dateline/pid.

This post violates rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

This post violates rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

This violates rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

Breaks all but 4.

This post complies with rule 4.

Violates rule two, rule three, and rule four.


This violates 1, 2, 3, and 4.

I think you have already made an important observation about what's going on, though you may not have realized its importance yet!

passes rule 3

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.

So to assemble that post, I quoted all of Akumu's evaluation posts and deleted everything except the first evaluation.

In doing so, I had to scroll through the Complexity 101 post like four separate times.

vv there is TEXT below this vv

or maybe not...?

aks is behaving illegally and he's gotta stop

passes rule 5

aks is behaving illegally and he's gotta stop

passes rule 2 and 4

WELL WHAT THE FREAK. Let's look at those:

[noparse]

aks is behaving illegally and he's gotta stop

aks is behaving illegally and he's gotta stop

[/noparse]
Yeah so screw looking at dateline/pid.

This post violates rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

This post violates rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

This violates rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

Breaks all but 4.

This post complies with rule 4.

Violates rule two, rule three, and rule four.


This violates 1, 2, 3, and 4.

I think you have already made an important observation about what's going on, though you may not have realized its importance yet!

passes rule 3

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.

So to assemble that post, I quoted all of Akumu's evaluation posts and deleted everything except the first evaluation.

In doing so, I had to scroll through the Complexity 101 post like four separate times.

vv there is TEXT below this vv

or maybe not...?

SpoilerShow

[quote='Not The Author' pid='130142' dateline='1462777980']
All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a 10 foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces.
So, beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited yet.
The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the 2106062th member of his species made.

next thing i knew i was running on a carpet of woodland animals
you know
giraffes
sloths
children

akumu please cease

i implore someone to make aks stop this

siht pots ska ekam ot enoemos erolpmi i

i implore someone to make shitposts

Aks what are you doing

and why are you doing it

don't make me sit down and figure it out right now I'm trying to be busy

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[noparse][quote='Not The Author' pid='130142' dateline='1462777980'][/noparse]
All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a 10 foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces.
So, beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited yet.
The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the 2106062th member of his species made.

Editing notes are that I added some words at the beginning and end of sentences, whoa.

This post breaks rules 4 and 5.

next thing i knew i was running on a carpet of woodland animals
you know
giraffes
sloths
children

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

akumu please cease

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

i implore someone to make aks stop this

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5.

siht pots ska ekam ot enoemos erolpmi i

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4, and 5.

i implore someone to make shitposts

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 5.

Aks what are you doing

and why are you doing it

don't make me sit down and figure it out right now I'm trying to be busy

This post breaks rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

Tell me about this post aks, does it break, fail, violate, contravene, infringe, or disobey any rules?

(also please stop)

AKS MUST BE STOPPED

AKS IS BULLYING ME