Post making contest 2.0

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All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a 10 foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces.
So, beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited yet.
The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the 2106062th member of his species made, whoa.

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All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a 10 foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces.
So, beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited yet.
The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the 2106062th member of his species made.

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All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a 10 foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces.
So, beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited yet.
The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the 2106062th member of his species made, whoa.

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passes rules 1, 2, 3 and 5

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[ q uo te='Not The Author' pid='130142' dateline='1462777980']
All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a 10 foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces.
So, beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited yet.
The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the 2106062th member of his species made.

Editing notes are that I added some words at the beginning and end of sentences, whoa.

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yeah alright, this passes rule 1! rule 2! rule 3! rule 4! and rule 5!!! yay!!!

muh rules were

1 Must not be part of a double post.

2 Must contain "F", "U", "C", and "K" in that order (not consecutively)

3 Must contain two or more sentences/lines/other similar division.

4 Must contain an inaccurate/edited quote box, does not need to have any of the content the same as the quote but must retain the link to a post in the system message thing (this was what i was using to decide to count quotes basically).

5 Must start every 1setence/line/other similar division with the same character as the end of the previous one (first word of first sentence/line/other is exempt per post & "system messages" are exempt).

ohhhhh
nice

i cant believe that fogels winning post is cursed

i cant believe that fogels winning post is cursed

Is that because I messed up the quote tag? Whoops.

New rules time! This post passes rules 3 and 4.

g0m

DF is it time
for a set syllabic theme
to meet some rules now?

This post only passes Rule 4!

g0m

This post also passes only Rule 4.

DF is it time
for a set syllabic theme
to meet some rules now?

This post passes rules 2 and 4! Whether either of those rules relates to the format the post is in is up to you to discover.

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This post only passes Rule 4!

A book exists somewhere.

A book exists somewhere.

Passes Rule 4.

A book
exists somewhere.

A book
exists somewhere.

Still only passes Rule 4.

Two bookes existes somewhere.

e.

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No books exist anywhere.

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Two bookes existes somewhere.

e.

Passes Rule 4.

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Passes Rule 4.

I'm heading to sleep now, but feel free to make posts in the meantime.

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