Post making contest 2.0

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This post complies with none of the rules!

an armada. brilliant rhubarb. citric music.

This post complies with none of the rules!

guess i better get in gear now my Fierce Rival (g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring! the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!

This post complies with rules 4 and 5.


This post complies with rules 2 and 3.


This post complies with rule 5.


This post complies with none of the rules!

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what the fuck is any of this tbh

This post complies with rule 3.

what the fuck is any of this tbh

This post complies with rule 3.

i'm on strike. these rules are unfair and i refuse to solve them but i could.

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I think maybe if we list them out in real word terms, we can deduce what the first rule is.

The question is does anybody have any clue whatsoever

There was that one rule earlier where the post above yours must also comply with the other rules. Have we banned that one yet/have we tried filling a page with nothing but fierce rivals?

cwm glyphs fjord

btp: This is turning into quite the j0b.

Welcome to the post making contest. there are five secret rules to the post making contest, the winner is whoever is the first to make a post that follows all five of the rules. if someone makes five rule breaking posts they don't get to be in the post making contest anymore. "Them's the breaks" I'm afraid.

And oh yeah the winner gets a special prize...

uhh...dicks???

What is the haps in this thread?

0: There is a theme
1: Mystery???
2:start and end with same letter.
3: Have the same number of colors as sentences.
4: I haven't thought about this one yet.
5. Have a 0 in the text of a post.

rule 2 doesn't seem to be starts and ends with the same letter though. aks confirms that this post not passing was not a mistake:

Not yet, to my knowledge. My drams don't take place in space, but they do take place in a consortium. Maybe someday my drams will ascend. Also, Solaris again.

Not yet, to my knowledge! My drams don't take place in space, but they do take place in a consortium! Maybe someday my drams will ascend! Also, Solaris again!

Not yet, to my knowledge! Even my drams don't take place in space, but they do take place in a consortium! Maybe someday my drams will ascend! Dragon Fogel strikes again!

To Rule 0: Circles, I proport.

H0rses, eh?

b00m00b

One sentence starting and ending with the same letter seems reliablo.

One could play it safe by having all sentences have the same beginning and endingo.