Post making contest 1.0

Aren't palindromes wonderful? u fred nowse mord nil apt 'n era?

All five.

I have thought of one of these, so I am putting it up here for your riddling pleasure. I will be on the lookout for you guys being awesome smarty people and, so you know, this post is breaking Rules 1, 4, and 5.

This still, rather annoyingly, breaks all but 3.

I cannot explain to you the inner turmoil I feel when looking at this, its so stupid.

What about! If there are? Four...

I have thought of one of these, so I am putting it up here for your riddling pleasure. I will be on the lookout for you guys being awesome smart people and, so you know, this post is breaking Rules 1, 4, and 5.

What about! If there are? Four...

Breaks all but 1.

I really want to make sure you know that, at no point, do my edits have anything to do with the rules. They are legitimately me having to go back and be like "Shit this was wrong".

I have thought of one of these? so I'm putting it up here for your riddling pleasure! I will be on alert for you guys being awesome smarty people! And, so you know, this post is breaking Rules 1, 4, and 5?

I have thought of one of these, so I am putting it up here for your riddling pleasure. I will be on the lookout for you guys being awesome smart people and, so you know, this post is breaking Rules 1, 4, and 5.

You are torturing me.

All but 3.

I have thought of one of these? so I'm putting it up here for your riddling pleasure! I will be on alert for you guys being awesome smarty people! And, so you know, this post is breaking Rules 1, 4, and 5?

Breaks them all now.

I have thought of one of these, so I'm putting it up here for your riddling pleasure. I will be on the lookout for you guys being awesome smarty people and, so you know, this post is breaking Rules 1, 4 and 5.

I have thought of one of these, so I'm putting it up here for your riddling pleasure. I will be on the lookout for you guys being awesome smarty people and, so you know, this post is breaking Rules 1, 4 and 5.

Back to all but 3, back to making me hurt inside.

Okay so rule 2 isn't don't use oxford commas then.

What would you say? If I were to welcome you! To the Space Consortium.

Okay so rule 2 isn't don't use oxford commas then.

Sure, but this breaks all five

What would you say? If I were to welcome you! To the Space Consortium.

I would say you are an expert at not breaking rules 1 and 5

Still breaking 2, 3, and 4 tho.

What would you say? If I were to welcome you! To the Space Consortium.

Mmm whatcha saaaaa~aa~aay mmm that you only meant wee~eeeelll

Crikey! A dour sound indicates a foul era.

What would you say? If I were to welcome you! To the Space Consortium.

Mmm whatcha saaaaa~aa~aay mmm that you only meant wee~eeeelll

I think this doesn't break 4.

It does break the rest tho.

Crikey! A dour sound indicates a foul era.

Back to the all fives.

Blimey! A macabre chord presents an unpleasant epoch!

Blimey! A macabre chord presents an unpleasant epoch!

All five

At least I'm getting good use out of my thesaurus?

Once upon a time, there was a post. It was a post that broke several rules. At least I won't break rule 1, it said.

At least I'm getting good use out of my thesaurus?

Sure are, and breaking all five like all get out.

Once upon a time, there was a post. It was a post that broke several rules. At least I won't break rule 1, it said.

Didn't break 1 OR 5.

Broke 2, 3, 4

I don't know what Rule 1 is. It seems that three sentences, no paragraph breaks passes it consistently. If the three sentences start with vowels.

I don't know what Rule 1 is. It seems that three sentences, no paragraph breaks passes it consistently. If the three sentences start with vowels.

2, 3, 4

Cripes! A sour, sound, foretelling, a miserable aeon. Anime.